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Coco - formal shopping is one of my favorite activities! I want to hear all about these dresses. And what shoes you will wear. And your purse. And wrap. And how you will do your hair and make up. And if you get fabulous undies or go commando [hey - formals can't have lines ya know].

LH - hahahaha! Honey I haven't worn a bathing suit in years... I'm fluffy Def rock kick ass bots tho!

Coco - have fun, but better you than me. I am not a fan of formal - way too many undergarments for my liking

I’m fluffy and I wear bathing suits, sometimes two piece suits!

I could use all day snorkeling trips, nice warm water, and soft sand

Bathing suit? What is this bathing suit you speak of?

I, quite literally, didnt even cut the tags off mine this year. Worked my ass off all summer.

Ok...it’s wear what you want to wear beach get together.

We could go naked.

I say we bring sand darts and have fun bullseying some pictures.

Some good booze, waves, sand, warmth and no fucking person to bother us.

I hate financially struggling. Oh well...got my imagination. I know we would have a blast.

That sounds like heaven!

Well with 2+ years of off and on infidelity diet I probably look better in a bathing suit than I have in years. I’m now about 10 pounds heavier than I was in high school and in high school I was very thin. Granted I really don’t care right now how I look. All this has made me feel so ugly.

I wear any bathing suit I want. Anyone who doesn't like it [that isn't one of us] can kiss my ass. If it is one of us and you think "Chaos girl - you may not look as good as you think you do" keep drinking until you no longer notice or care.

So...Womenz packing list:

* bathing suit [burkini to commando - up to you]

* sunscreen [range of SPFs]

* alcohol, alcohol and more alcohol

* pre-stamped post cards for Rashawnda [unless she wants to join us]

* darts, arrows, bazookas and pictures

* formal wear [this can be anything from a big fat gypsy wedding dress to sweats - it all in the eyes of the wearer]

* bitch boots [anything from barefoot to 6" bedazled stilletos - again it all in the eyes of the wearer]

* personalized beach drink holders with our SI names

* bail money

I know I'm missing a few things - please keep adding to this list.

*walkie talkies

*tiaras

*nail polish

*pretty undies

*a vehicle with driver for the whole time we are there

*cabana boys to wait on us hand and foot

Also those giant pool floaty things. Mine will be the Unicorn one.

NOTE: There will be NO giant floaty thing in the shape of a fucking donut on the Womenz Tropical Retreat.

May we bring tiny donuts to chuck at assholes?

My pool floaty will be skull shaped

Donuts to throw and smash are OK. We can even use them like skeet. PULL!

Love the skull.

BBE - do you want me to get you a cactus giant floaty thing?

Omg....I’m dying

I like the skull and cactus blow up thingy. That gets a thumb up.

Can we have a hot tub? Might have muscle soreness after dart throwing. Massage therapist? I could use a good massage. My shoulders are like rocks from the stress.

Ladies, I do say we have a great trip being planned. Fucking amazing.

Thisissoloney. No worries. Just come as you are. I feel this experience aged me. You’re not alone. We don’t care.

I don’t doubt we would have a blast, even though we don’t know each other.

Chaos is right....we would need bail money. Booze and darts would probably lead to problems.

Can you imagine posting our trip on FB or IG? Make certain people comfortable

Agreed with mini donuts for skeet shooting... also we could bring one donut floaty just for cathartic stabbing/popping purposes?

Ladies!

Giant party sized unicorn floaties exist!

But if we’re doing singles, I call this peacock

[This message edited by HeHadADoubleLife at 3:18 PM, October 24th (Thursday)]

OMG yesssss - let's light the giant donut floaty on fire - viking style! Wooooot!

Oooh yes a masseuse is a must!

I am quasi-serious tho. What about a womenz g2g in vegas or somewhere next spring-ish. Thoughts? Or CA or somewhere with a beach... Where is cheapish?

Right after dday I ran away to the beach for a long weekend. The place was a dump, but had a patio that opened to the beach. It was amazing. I didn't care that it was a dump. Just watched the ocean. Drank fruity non-alcoholic drinks. (Pancreas patient)

I LOVE the giant unicorn!

If it is one of us and you think "Chaos girl - you may not look as good as you think you do" keep drinking until you no longer notice or care.

Ha ha ha, I will totally use that the next time I get into a bathing suit.

👋🏼 I live in LA... it’s expwnsive here though. In terms of beach towns in CA, they’re all on the more expensive side. I’m from San Diego. There are hotels for decent prices typically. And with AirBnB it’s pretty easy to rent a house within walking distance of a beach for cheap-ish, and a bunch of people can stay there.

That’s what we did for my wedding and it worked out well... the AirBnB, obviously, not the marriage

Not sure if it would make more sense to go east coast? In case any of our womenz from across the pond want to join? Admittedly I’ve never been to any of the beaches on the east coast, but I’ve heard good things about the Carolinas? I’m not a humidity gal, but I can make an exception as long as I’m covered head to toe in bug spray

HHADL - OMG

That’s what we did for my wedding and it worked out well... the AirBnB, obviously, not the marriage

I just reverse inhaled soda... Dying laughing!!

I've heard good things about the Carolinas too. And would be totally down to to an airbnb! I really think we should try to make this happen...

I'm artsy - I will make everyone's personalized drink holders!!