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SI quote thread- Vol 14

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Chili posted 3/24/2018 14:32 PM

...which ended with me telling him "No f-f-f-f-f-fucking way, Charlie", both in redneck English and Portuguese

- Said Twisted to Regular Crazy (aka Stuttering) Charlie.

[This message edited by Chili at 2:39 PM, March 24th (Saturday)]

Greeneyesbluezy posted 4/12/2018 22:04 PM

Am I allowed to just copy and paste a quote here I think is awesome, or do I have to get the posters ok first?

Unhinged posted 4/13/2018 09:45 AM

This is from GoldenR in his thread: "It wasn't about you"/"I never chose AP over you"

Sure, I've cheated on a diet. But when I cheated on my diet, I never ate a vagina. I draw the line at soda!!!

sisoon posted 4/13/2018 14:37 PM

I haven't asked for permission from the originator. I sometimes apologized, but I don;t think I've ever asked for permission....

Unhinged posted 4/13/2018 23:36 PM

hmmm.... sisoon, a guide you are, but know the answer you do not?

FaithFool posted 4/17/2018 11:57 AM

And here I thought BCD meant bastard crybaby dick.
My bad

SCARLETT94 in JFO thread, the BS is high level Navy, it's acronym city there, clarification requested.

[This message edited by FaithFool at 11:58 AM, April 17th (Tuesday)]

Unhinged posted 4/17/2018 23:33 PM

I'm going to allow myself to mourn my lost marriage properly but I'm not going to internalize my stbxw's character flaws.
-LtCdrLost

twisted posted 5/2/2018 09:17 AM

from DevestatingDee, in response to makesmewannapuke's vent:

Don't you just hate that? You look at them and think "There's no way you're that fucking stupid. Do not tell me that I married someone that fucking stupid. Only a dumbass would have married someone this fucking stupid. Come on, try one more time. Get it right for the sake of my own damned self-esteem."

[This message edited by twisted at 9:17 AM, May 2nd (Wednesday)]

IceThee posted 6/3/2018 01:11 AM

Are there rules for this thread?

IceThee posted 6/3/2018 02:01 AM

Chili, D/S, in response to thread “Famous Last Words from WH”:

They all sound like fortune cookies where the translator was not quite fluent

Bigger posted 6/6/2018 04:29 AM

a person who cheats betrays her/his own self first before they betray their partner.

Jduff with one of the quotes of the century IMHO.

sisoon posted 6/9/2018 08:06 AM

Are there rules for this thread?

You seem to have figured out what they are.

WhoTheBleep posted 6/13/2018 10:50 AM

The best listeners are found on Casual Encounters on Craigslist.

Brilliance from Lilies21

WhoTheBleep posted 6/21/2018 10:19 AM

The only thing that's going to stop his cheating is two broken legs, his phone and computer and iPad taken away, his mouth duct-taped and the world supply of Cialis and Vigara completely obliterated. Otherwise, all bets are off.

NoMercy to an OW (now BW) on what it will take for her WH (formerly ACC) to be faithful to her.

honesttoafault posted 6/23/2018 23:01 PM

The person you'd have taken a bullet for is the one holding the gun.

Josiep in The Divorce and Separation section. Perfect!!! This sums it all up beautifully!!

Hope2B posted 6/24/2018 03:29 AM

I have not read through all the pages but I really want to quote myself.
WH (in his 60s, very overweight, with ED/PE/and a weenis) had a LTA with a prostitute, he was sure she was not a hooker (he thought she was a 'girl' down on her luck until our pastor told him differently), he believed he was the only one she was "seeing" and by golly, he was convinced he got her off.

WH: How do you know I didn't get her off?
Me: Because I've had sex with you!
Cue the hilarity!

Hope2B posted 6/24/2018 03:32 AM

Oh, I gotta say I LOVE the quote by DevastatedDee. To me, it bears repeating!!!!

Don't you just hate that? You look at them and think "There's no way you're that fucking stupid. Do not tell me that I married someone that fucking stupid. Only a dumbass would have married someone this fucking stupid. Come on, try one more time. Get it right for the sake of my own damned self-esteem."

[This message edited by Hope2B at 3:38 AM, June 24th (Sunday)]

sisoon posted 6/27/2018 12:39 PM

From OldWounds:

I think we only have to accept that it happened, I don't think we have to accept as if we're somehow okay with it.

[This message edited by sisoon at 12:40 PM, June 27th (Wednesday)]

CaptainRogers posted 7/18/2018 18:23 PM

Expecting the O's to get a deal like this right is like expecting Charlie Brown to finally kick that *&%# football...

Oldwounds, discussing the potential trade of Manny Machado from the Baltimore Orioles.

Skan posted 7/19/2018 13:52 PM

Strutter1960, with two winners in the same post "335 Days..."

Hello Fellow Suffers of the Shit Sandwich Happymeal.

I'm happy rediscovering the life I gave up when I married the deranged, disordered concubine

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