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SI quote thread- Vol 14

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 SI Staff (original poster Moderator #10) posted at 11:54 PM on Wednesday, April 30th, 2014

Yes, I know. (13 was intentionally skipped)

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Lyonesse ( Member #32943) posted at 12:06 AM on Thursday, May 1st, 2014

OK, not an SI quote, but just got this in my fortune cookie and wanted to inaugurate the thread: "Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley."

Me: BS, 40's.

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jjct ( Member #17484) posted at 1:05 AM on Thursday, May 1st, 2014

HFSSC claims it is an old joke, but I never heard it...come to think of it, I'm pretty old, so you never know, I never heard this:

You can't save your ass and your face at the same time. Save your ass. Worry about your face later.

It needs to be here.

(and yes, I'm pretty)

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HFSSC ( Member #33338) posted at 2:26 AM on Thursday, May 1st, 2014

HFSSC claims it is an old joke, but I never heard it...come to think of it, I'm pretty old, so you never know, I never heard this:

I actually read it in the NA basic text, iirc. So if you don't hang out in those circles, you wouldn't have heard it.

Me, 54
Him, 45 (JMSSC)
Married 24 years. Reconciled.

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Jrazz ( Member #31349) posted at 3:30 PM on Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Yes, I know. (13 was intentionally skipped)

-SI Staff, Quote thread.

"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom

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Ascendant ( Member #38303) posted at 3:33 PM on Thursday, May 1st, 2014

If all else fails, work on your abs. Gonna need them.

Tred, on the healing process for BMenz.

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Crescita ( Member #32616) posted at 8:56 PM on Friday, May 2nd, 2014

Being strong doesn't take the fear away, but it makes our courage bigger than our fear.

one2ndchance

“Happiness cannot be pursued; it must ensue.” ― Viktor E. Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning

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SBB ( Member #35229) posted at 2:28 AM on Monday, May 5th, 2014

"Lord, please send me patience, because if you send me strength I'm going to need bail money too!".

Gold from Nekorb.

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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nowiknow23 ( Member #33226) posted at 4:05 AM on Thursday, May 8th, 2014

I am not anti R. I am not anti Wayward. I am anti cake eating motherfuckers though.

SBB on a thread in D/S

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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FaithFool ( Member #20150) posted at 12:55 AM on Saturday, May 10th, 2014

SBB, round 2, in Tesla's thread in D/S:

If we were playing a drinking game where we had a shot each time he was an idiot we would all be pissed off our tree a majority of the time.

DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

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jjct ( Member #17484) posted at 11:30 AM on Saturday, May 10th, 2014

hopelesslydvoted says:

My WH mentioned Karma the one day, I was a little set off by him poking at Karma too, like he has the right, so, I turned to him and said, yeah Karma is a bitch, but she's my best friend.

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gahurts ( Member #33699) posted at 2:30 PM on Tuesday, May 13th, 2014

Tell him he can find sympathy in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

- HFSSC responding to a thread by Hawaiiorbust in General

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie

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Pass ( Member #38122) posted at 8:57 PM on Tuesday, May 13th, 2014

I'm so sick of them blaming their affairs on this kind of crap. All those accusations are reasons to LEAVE ME or TAKE ME TO COUNSELING or DISCUSS THE ISSUES WITH ME.

No fucking way was the answer to LIE TO MY FACE and do whatever the fuck you wanted, screwing whoever you wanted, treating me like crap cause you were focused on your sidepieces.

ButterflyGirl in response to yet another thread about yet another wayward blaming the affair on the betrayed spouse. This is just the best response ever.

Divorced the cheater and living my best life now.

The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous.

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Lionne ( Member #25560) posted at 12:11 AM on Wednesday, May 14th, 2014

Medium Rare had this suggestion to a poster who was berated by his WW for not informing her directly that he got a dog. She texted him that she should have been informed rather than being told by a third party. She wouldn't let up.

And if she persists, I might drop a random text about how you can at least get a dog fixed so it wont go fuck the neighbor.

Me-BS-65 in May<BR />HIM-SAFWH-68<BR />I just wanted a normal life.<BR />Normal trauma would have been appreciated.

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nowiknow23 ( Member #33226) posted at 2:14 AM on Wednesday, May 14th, 2014

However, I am pretty sure just being fucking stupid is not a disability, regardless of what it leads to

caregiver in an epic Stretch-related rant in D/S.

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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jjct ( Member #17484) posted at 1:36 PM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

Sir LAFAlot - wrt a WS meeting with the AP for "closure", says the only thing that ever needs to be said ever again:

Closure? Close your fucking legs, we'll have fewer problems.

The subject is forever closed now.

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FaithFool ( Member #20150) posted at 3:26 AM on Friday, May 16th, 2014

^^^^^^

Another zinger from SBB on Tesla's thread about StripperWhore in D+S:

I get it that he is arse cheese so she's the lesser of two stupids but I cringe every time I read of these interactions.

DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

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better4me ( Member #30341) posted at 6:10 PM on Sunday, May 18th, 2014

There is hope, there is life and there is a future beyond the devastation of infidelity. I would not have believed it had I not lived it myself.

IrishLass518

DDay 11/17/2010 BW:58
Happily remarried!

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reallystruggling ( Member #23471) posted at 6:42 AM on Tuesday, May 20th, 2014

how can i find the earlier quote volumes? this stuff is awesome!

BS, multiple D Days
Divorced 2010
Struggling no longer :)

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Pass ( Member #38122) posted at 5:30 AM on Wednesday, May 21st, 2014

In the Divorce/Separation forum, I said, "I know that all wives aren't nasty sluts like mine, but these thoughts are overriding everything else again."

NoraBird brilliantly responded:

hey, we are not all nasty sluts! I personally am a very nice slut

As a side note, my autocorrect keeps wanting to replace "slut" with "slur". My iPad obviously hasn't been paying attention to my life!

Divorced the cheater and living my best life now.

The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous.

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