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Tanner ( member #72235) posted at 6:03 AM on Wednesday, December 8th, 2021

my 13 year old who has shits the size of soup cans

Wow sign me up for this club too I have 13yo twin boys, I’ve never seen shit that big!!! I ask them what was the plan when you dropped that in the toilet? I made a deal with my W long ago, she handles all shit and vomit issues in our home.

Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R
BH M 31 years

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 Chili (original poster member #35503) posted at 4:03 PM on Wednesday, December 8th, 2021

Uh oh. We've managed to make it this far without getting deep into the shit. I mean, we've had bedazzling balls and a poetry competition and other such strange elucidations.

Certainly, we're not going to kill this thread on the shitter, are we?

2012 pretty much sucked.
Things no longer suck.
Loving flying solo with the co-pilot chili dog.
"Life teaches you how to live it if you live long enough" - Tony Bennett

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Tanner ( member #72235) posted at 4:28 PM on Wednesday, December 8th, 2021

Certainly, we're not going to kill this thread on the shitter, are we?

This thread shall never die, unless by the hands of a Mod

Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R
BH M 31 years

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whatisloveanyway ( member #66450) posted at 4:54 PM on Wednesday, December 8th, 2021

May this thread never die, and thanks for the laugh. With you, not at you, Dragon heart.

I recently found a journal entry I wrote in 2008 about a very bad day I had forgotten about. I paid for professional carpet cleaners to come do the whole house and had them clean the overpriced woven wool carpet under my kitchen table too. We decided to put it in the finished basement to dry out on the tile floor to spare the wooden floors since it was dead of winter. Of course one of the soup can shits happened in the bathroom just above and the flapper stuck as the toilet rained shit water through the floor and drop ceiling tiles right onto the newly steam cleaned expensive rug. I laughed and then cried and then started cleaning. Nobody tells you this kind of shit happens in the life of a parent. If you want to laugh some more about this topic, search on reddit for poop stick. I have laughed myself silly on that thread. Didn't know it was a thing, but maybe your daughter needs one. Wishing you less shitty days ahead...

BW: 62 WH: 62 Both 57 on Dday, M 35 years, 2 grown kids. WH had 9 year A with MOW, 7 month false R, multiple DDays, years of trickle truth.
I got rid of her with one email. Reconciling, but the lies have piled up. Trying one more time, again.

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DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 5:04 PM on Wednesday, December 8th, 2021

My dd has had bowel issues since infancy. They simply didnt work. The movement of solids through her system was slow. I pleaded with doctors to find out what the hell was going on. All they ever did was stick her on laxatives. She was in pullups into school because she constantly leaked and had an EA because of that.

Then her endocrinologist suggested a regimen of bowel training. It took one full summer but we got her off the laxatives and into a routine and out of pullups by the next school year.

Unfortunately the damage was already done. Dd doesnt get the feeling to go. And her lower bowel above her rectum is stretched out the size of a grapefruit so the shit just sits there until she finally goes.

I did finally unplug the toilet. But its not always doing a full flush. Just goes round and round... rolleyes

Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.

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zebra25 ( member #29431) posted at 5:37 PM on Wednesday, December 8th, 2021

Shitters full!!!

"Don't let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces."

D-day April 2010

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Tanner ( member #72235) posted at 6:18 PM on Friday, December 10th, 2021

How about “the post that never was”? I will read a thread and think I have a great answer. I put my thoughts together in notes, spell check, reread, get interrupted at work, so sometimes it’s a couple hours later I’m ready to copy and paste. I open the thread it’s already on page 2 and my post is now irrelevant because the thread has turned to something else I don’t post it but it was sure therapeutic to write it.

Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R
BH M 31 years

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zebra25 ( member #29431) posted at 7:35 PM on Friday, December 10th, 2021

Tanner, the post that never was is my specialty!!

I would have 10,000 posts by now if I posted everyone I had typed out.

"Don't let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces."

D-day April 2010

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Tred ( member #34086) posted at 8:24 PM on Friday, December 10th, 2021

Hell, I'd have 10,000 posts by now if I posted 4,205 more times. But then the Party Monkey would come out and I'd have to respond to people congratulating me and who needs that kind of pressure.

Married: 24 years (14 @JFO)
D-Day: 11/09/11
"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)

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still2suspicious ( member #31722) posted at 10:46 PM on Friday, December 10th, 2021

I'm shocked this thread is 2 pages longer than when I piped in! shocked

That doesn't happen very often at all.

I am glad to see that there are others who think they kill threads too. laugh

Me: BS
Him: WH
DDay: LTEA
Every storm runs out of rain - Gary Allen

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DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 12:52 AM on Saturday, December 11th, 2021

Geez i either have no life or i just post what i want regardless if its relevant to the current thread lmao. Im over 22,000 posts. blush tongue

Oh and no shitters not full. Had the septic pumped not long ago. grin

Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.

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Jeaniegirl ( member #6370) posted at 3:03 AM on Saturday, December 11th, 2021

Dragn, I think Zebra is referring to a line from the Christmas Vacation movie -- a very funny clasic~ laugh laugh

"Because I deserve better"

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DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 3:30 AM on Saturday, December 11th, 2021

Oh ok. Yeah the Christmas vacation movies not my fav's.

Im more of the non conventional Christmas movie type.

Die hard

Gremlins

Lethal weapon

Lmao laugh

Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.

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Tallgirl ( member #64088) posted at 1:14 AM on Sunday, December 12th, 2021

This is my 1700th post including duplicates.

Legally separated, one more step.

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Tallgirl ( member #64088) posted at 1:14 AM on Sunday, December 12th, 2021

This is my 1701th post including duplicates.

Legally separated, one more step.

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Tallgirl ( member #64088) posted at 2:54 AM on Sunday, December 12th, 2021

So, today I used my new gorilla glue gun. I learned a couple of things. First, using hot glue to decorate wax candles defeats the purpose (yah, I shoulda thought that through more). Second, if you need to change your finger prints, get a gorilla glue gun with 2 heat settings. Going back to paint by number after my fingers heal.

Am sharing the wisdom I have gained today. (Yes I am writing the next crafts for dummies).

[This message edited by Tallgirl at 3:29 AM, Sunday, December 12th]

Legally separated, one more step.

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DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 1:10 PM on Sunday, December 12th, 2021

First, using hot glue to decorate wax candles defeats the purpose (yah, I shoulda thought that through more).

I totally spit my coffee lmao laugh

Another tip about hot glue: it will only hold together broken glasses frames for so long. Then one must hot glue it again.

Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.

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 Chili (original poster member #35503) posted at 9:01 PM on Sunday, December 12th, 2021

TG:

To honor your 1703rd post (including duplicates), I also wanted to give a shout-out to a landmark moment in your healing journey.

To be brave and courageous enough to not only craft, but to use something that has the words *hot* and *glue* in it together? That, my friend, is mighty. Totally boss.

Hip to the hip hip horray!

2012 pretty much sucked.
Things no longer suck.
Loving flying solo with the co-pilot chili dog.
"Life teaches you how to live it if you live long enough" - Tony Bennett

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Tallgirl ( member #64088) posted at 9:29 PM on Sunday, December 12th, 2021

aw thanks Chili. I am honoured.

Sorry about the coffee Dragn.

This morning I showed My son my artistry, apparently I am not likely to change careers, most likely to change hobbies.

laugh laugh laugh

Legally separated, one more step.

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Tanner ( member #72235) posted at 2:11 AM on Tuesday, December 14th, 2021

Congrats TG, I look at duplicates as bonus post, like a gift from the SI Gods. You made a great post here is a bonus laugh

Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R
BH M 31 years

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