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Are you questioning my fartegrity?

Oh dear. Never. Your fartegrity is admirable for sure. Just pointing out how you seem to prefer the aroma of your own bull..err...I mean your own farts to anyone else's. Which I suspect is pretty much a given, yes?

Yes.

Oh, give it up NTV!!

You’ll never have the last word here!

I am the thread Killer.

I could say me, me, me... but my question as I have had this happen three times now is are you a forum killer? May it never happen here and probably why I read more than write.

SimplyRed: Wowser. You actually killed an entire forum 3 times? As in you posted something in "General" and...Poof! the whole thing disappeared? Those are some serious killing powers indeed!

There's what 527? posts on this thread so far?

Still a ways to go before it dies...I'm just sitting in the background waiting for the end to be near. Then I'll get the thread killer title bawhahaha (evil laugh)

There are times when we all post and we feel like it's some odd audition to a game show that we suck at. We can post something that isn't the most important thing on our mind, and it gets dozens of replies, but our serious real question gets a handful of replies and disappears into the abyss of page 5+, never to be seen again.

Behold, I give you a potential sacrifice...threads where I post...lol

I wonder how many of these posts are fart focussed. Probably a good percentage!,

Farts are serious business. Without the ability to fart we'd all explode.

I thought that was what was happening when you fart. 😉

I found a giraffe icon Yeah --- I'm the only one who can see it. embarrassed giggle

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[This message edited by Tallgirl at 4:17 PM, June 10th (Monday)]

I think if I was manufacturing and marketing periscopes, I would make the giraffe my company logo/trademark icon.

Ceph, that's very clever.

How can they eat those thorny branches?

I saw a show on owls. They have amazing flexible necks and can raise and lower their heads and what about turtles and tortoises that flex in and out of the shell.

We had a guest tortoise we called cruiser. She came down the street and spent the winter in a neighbor's garage, then escaped and continued down to our garden. We had her here for 3 months then found her owners two blocks away. It took some work talking to everyone to put her story together. She ate all my dandelions and she liked strawberry tops. I'm glad we were able to find her family. She loved to climb brick steps and over obstacles like rocks or ramps. It was a challenge for her and she loved patrolling the perimeter of the back garden and working on climbing up to high rock piles we set up for her.

She could really stretch that neck out for a strawberry.

That's for you Ntv!

Loves me some Python...

Omg. We were on page 2.

Ok folks, I have a knack for the ridiculous. I become the ridiculous. So last week we had an event at work. It was hot and humid so I was wiping my face and forehead with a napkin.. A coworker told me I had some napkin in my face. A 3x3 piece of napkin fell On the table.

So embarrassed. It was like having a half of a banana in my teeth.

Tallgirl: there is nothing wrong with a little napkin on your face. As far as paper products go, that one isn't particularly mortifying.

I'm more interested in how you get a half a banana stuck in your teeth. Is this a common misfortune? I keep trying to picture it...can't help it - keep giggling about it.

Chili, search Naked Gun - Banana Scene on YouTube.

Too funny