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If you could thoughts

What are your if you could thoughts

I have thought

I wish I could become invisible. I'd travel all over and see things no one has seen.

I'd bring up a big continent in the Pacific ocean and give it to the animals. No people except on the surrounding islands. Everybody here gets their own island as long as they are good to animals.

I'd heal everyone who came to me for healing. Every person I healed, could heal others.

Kids between 8 and 14 could fly 12 feet off the ground

People could grow fur and tails if they wanted too.

Ladies could be marsupial if they wanted to.

People could hibernate and lose their excess weight while they sleep if the wanted to.

RANT: why won't science get going on this! So many other mammals can do it. It's safe and effective. Sheesh!

A classroom full of flying 7 year olds scares me in ways I can't describe.

Obviously this thread is going for 50

I thought this was a brand new topic and wanted to say that I, too, have been a thread killer on SI.

Then I got to the bottom of the page and it turned out to be page 1 of 29. From February.

Nevermind, guess I can't prove my point on this thread.

I finally got my humming bird feeders up. Yes feederS...As in a few. Yet these little birds are all fighting over one in particular. Funny to watch.

And one of them is just a mean little guy. I have watched him chase off birds from the Seed feeder AND get into the face of a squirrel. It must be the same bird that got into WH face when he was hanging another feeder up. Scared WH so much he nearly fell off the ladder.

I'm with NTV on flying kids. Just scary!

But the hibernating and losing weight thing I could go for.

I'm the occasional "Ted Talker". There is a Ted talk entitled "Sleep is your superpower". Kinda interesting. I'd highly recommend it, the first four times I tried to watch it, I fell asleep in less than 2 minutes. The next 3 times which was the next day, same thing.

Have no idea what it says yet, other than he starts it saying he wants to talk about testicles.

I can recommend the first 2 minutes, and the impressive sleeps it brings.

Tallgirl: your whole post is hysterical. Now it's unfolding like a soap opera or something. You'll have to let us know what superpowers...sleep...and the oft-mentioned "oranges" have to do with each other.

he wants to talk about testicles

This was the best. Wondering if he actually gets around to talking about them or is in a perpetual state of just wanting to talk about them. Sometimes you just have to take the plunge and get on with it.

And your subconscious heard it several times so it's in there now, whatever it was.

In addition to what is already funny about that whole Ted talk post on here by comedienne Tallgirl is the rather obvious difference between how some ladies respond to the prospect of male anatomy being discussed as opposed to how most men would respond to the prospect of the female anatomy being discussed!

Talk about a different set of priorities or interests between genders!

I know this is typically the case but I don't often get to see it so clearly demonstrated and yet in such a PG rated fashion...

When I was younger, drinking coffee used to actually relax me to the point that it would put me to sleep. Now that I'm a lot older than I was when I was drinking coffee for that purpose, it has the opposite effect on me and actually keeps me awake instead.

So should doctors start prescribing dick pics and Testicle Ted Talks for female insomniacs to manage to get their beauty rest every night?

It certainly sounds a lot more edgy than counting sheep but I should be a little bit curious as to what the listed side effects and warnings would be for such a prescription.

If I were a doctor......

Made it past 2 minutes - about 4. Fact. Men who sleep less than 5 hours a night have smaller testicles than men who sleep over 7 hours a night.

Good night fellas.

So, was this determined by a scientific study with replications and everything? Is it repeatable? Were the subjects randomly selected or did they volunteer? Did someone get a masters or PhD out of this? Just curious.

Responded to only two posts yesterday and....

KILLED THEM BOTH!

Wow, IrishGirl. Maybe there's still time for someone to post on at least one and remove the burden from you.

20 yr old boys are boneheads. I have been NAGGING my son to go back to the dentist as he has been having all kinds of problems since he got his wisdom teeth out. After his treated infection, he has had sensitivity and more swelling. Still did not go. Yesterday he pulls out a big chunk of tooth. Calls me and says. Got it. I am better. I don’t have to go to the dentist. OMG. Which tooth? Where did that come from? I had to threaten my son to go to the dentist. I told him I have a 1/2 nerve left today and you are on it. He rightly got scared. He called. He should worry. he has a few hours with me in the car next week, and a life discussion is brewing. 🤪

For all of you that have teenage boys. I am sorry. 😉

Well, plus twenty boys with masters degrees are pretty stupid, too.

Soooo.....

And yeah done, just done, because it’s been a hell a long week!

Yup

Let's Go Blues!

Because it needed to be said on one more thread.

Did it really though?

Now now NTV - I never took you for such a party pooper. Speaking of such things - you've got a lot of nerve asking if "a something" really needed saying again...oh ye of over-flatuence verbosity.