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Ok TG - that's hysterical. I don't know how I missed that one. Good stuff right there.

Back to state I have murdered several more threads. I am getting embarrassed.

I loved that banana scene Chili!

Chili

This is For you.

Two weeks ago or so probably four by now , my team had a big celebration party. It’s actually exactly 4 weeks ago. It was at the top floor of a pub. No air-conditioning and a hot steamy day. As always I was hot. Having hot flashes in the humidity. So the first thing I do when I’m hot is to get napkins to so I can wipe away the sweaty face. So attractive! So I am wiping and talking and wiping and talking. The person I was speaking to said to me, you have a bit of napkin on your face. A 3 x 3 piece of napkin fell on the table. I do not know how long it had been on my face. I was so embarrassed. This is a classic tallgirl story.

Yo TG - you didn't pull the napkin on face again now did you? (You posted something on July 7th about it).

If you did, I still have the same reply:

Tallgirl: there is nothing wrong with a little napkin on your face. As far as paper products go, that one isn't particularly mortifying.

And if it wasn't a repeat, then see - that right there is a good thing! I could start a thread of embarrassing/boneheaded things I've done which are much more mortifying than your little napkin oopsie. Those of course are burned into my memory forever.

Lol. It was the same time. That half of a banana scene Made me think of it. Sorry, I sometimes forget stuff, these days my memory is not quite the same

I once told 12 IT people that my VP could not get into his wife. I brilliantly repeated this multiple times in the email. Spellcheck changed Wi-Fi to wife. I may have also mentioned that he was most frustrated. And He Had tried to get in to his wife multiple times in the main meeting room At the time of said frustration. I asked if they could help him - OMG. Lol.

I may have also called two teams D&C in an email subject line. That was changed pretty quickly.

I have told several people at work that I love them when Saying goodbye on the phone.

[This message edited by Tallgirl at 6:38 AM, July 24th (Wednesday)]

Killed 3 more threads this week. Bwaaa haaa haaa! (that's an evil, maniacal laugh).

Now I have to go looking, Chili.

I was waiting a long time to sneak in and say "stake through the heart, thread" which probably wouldn't end this one as someone would reply. Worth a try, though.

Haha. I can sneak in a post too.

Tallgirl:

I once told 12 IT people that my VP could not get into his wife. I brilliantly repeated this multiple times in the email. Spellcheck changed Wi-Fi to wife. I may have also mentioned that he was most frustrated. And He Had tried to get in to his wife multiple times in the main meeting room At the time of said frustration. I asked if they could help him - OMG. Lol.

Fortunately I've learned to face away from keyboard when taking a sip of AM coffee!

For all here working to kill threads -

The fact that you can now see humor in life and have a laugh at yourself shows you are healing!

Spell is on in my Firefox but sometimes does some strange "fixes"

can't get into his wife

still giggling over that one

Killed 3 more threads this week. Bwaaa haaa haaa! (that's an evil, maniacal laugh).

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta work harder to get those up.

Tush = Show Off!

Chili - no. As in I joined a forum based website (if that is how you word it) and then once I really got going and posting, benefiting and feeling really good about being a part of the community the entire forum (website and all) collapses in on itself. In two cases the entire website disappeared. The third is limping along. These weren't websites that had just popped up and then POOF. Not "fly by nights" but websites that had been around for years.

Oh no SimplyRed - I think you might be the champion-in-waiting if you are able to actually kill entire websites. Those are some seriously wicked superpowers you've got there.

Hi!

Hi, NTV. Where you been? And welcome back.

Been around. Drove across the USA in a minivan. Family and pets in tow.

Welcome back NTV!

Yo NTV (aka roadtripper) - hope your Summer adventures were good to you!

Well...if we keep the slow pace of posting our trash on here the way we did this last summer, we'll be killing treads instead of threads because we'll still be limping along with this thread while the snow is falling outside covering our tracks.

Speaking of which...I think my little family alone had over 12 different flat tires this summer to deal with not counting any tires my two older sons might be responsible for.

2 on the 4WD truck. 2 on the "new" project car. 1-2 on the family minivan. 1 on my daughter's car. 1 on the ATV trailer. 1 on another trailer I own, IIRC. 1-2 on the ATV itself. 2 on the old work van. 1 on the old conversion van. 1 on the boat trailer, possibly (I still need to double check that). 1 or 2 on the ATV dumpster/landscaping pull-behind trailer. And I'm not even sure about the other 3 trailers I haven't even mentioned at this point or the RV or other 2 vehicles either!

Top THAT!

I think that makes ME the top Tread-Killer of the bunch on here

[This message edited by Cephastion at 1:39 PM, August 27th (Tuesday)]

and don't even get me started on bikes and utility dollies and wheelbarrows or even just out of sight spare tires and that level of minutia...