Last Text and Your Gravestone

I remember a thread like this a while back and other than SPF it had me

The idea was that whatever your last text message said is what would be on your gravestone.

So for me my last text message read "There are no rainbows here today, just more rain"

25 comments posted: Thursday, September 13th, 2018

The 2016 Tacky Gift Thread

I remember a thread like this from last year. May I have the honors of kicking it off this year?

I received this from an ex-boyfriend turned friend of 16+ years who, by the way, helped me hang window blinds and pictures recently because he knows I "don't do tools". (Coincidentally that goes for him, too. )

I think I was a victim of a re-gift.

Anyone interested in a trade? Whatcha got for me? Chia Pet anyone?

9 comments posted: Wednesday, December 21st, 2016

Craiglist - For Sale by Owner

Do I need to have it? No.

Do I have to have it? Hell ya I do!

Bob Marley Lava Lamp - $10! (price is firm, btw)

Decorative Wooden Fork - $12 OBO

(And take that you bad, bad roll of paper towels you!)

5 comments posted: Friday, May 13th, 2016

You know the poop is coming

I have so many pet peeves and quirks that I don’t even know how I survive life. One of them is poop.

The majority of us know when we are sitting at our desk and need to use the bathroom, we know what’s coming. I know I do. I grab my purse, stick in a bottle of air freshener and off I go to the work community latrine.

Did I mention my bad smell gag reflex? Hard boiled eggs, brussel sprouts and poop.

She’s pooping, I’m gagging. Too embarrassed to leave our respective stalls but not wanting to stay in there either. It was a battle of wills.

3 comments posted: Wednesday, March 16th, 2016

Whatcha doing with your tax refund?

I decided to do this first...

And then...

20 comments posted: Friday, January 29th, 2016