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SI quote thread- Vol 14

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Skan posted 10/27/2017 17:25 PM

Stupid double-posting-wifi-sucks phone.

Justincase you wanted to have your own quote, here it is!

Notthevictem posted 10/28/2017 06:43 AM

Justincase you wanted to have your own quote, here it is!

I heard this somewhere, but...where? Either way, it was a good quote!

[This message edited by Notthevictem at 6:43 AM, October 28th (Saturday)]

Justincase posted 11/4/2017 18:56 PM

Wow, clicked on page 13 to see what was new and just - wow - truly honored, Skan!
"I'd like to thank the academy, SI, sliced bread..." [music and NTV farts usher me off stage].

Justincase posted 12/2/2017 07:04 AM

Picture a stoned 58 yr old man with giant lollipop and one of those propeller beanies on his head. Never seen him, somthat may not be accurate, but fuck it, heís not the boss of me.

wifehad5 posted 12/6/2017 14:47 PM

Bigger being Bigger:

Divorce and reconciliation are the only paths out of infidelity. If you chose divorce then fine, no problems. That is totally your call and we will support you on that path the best we can.

sisoon posted 12/12/2017 09:13 AM

It wasn't so much him dumping me for this young hot chick....it was him trying to not be who he was, to be someone else.

psychmom, in a thread called 'low self-esteem', http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=615502

Unhinged posted 12/13/2017 21:34 PM

Last night was the first night of Hanukkah. I made pork ribs.
This is from DaddyDom in an otherwise very serious and heart-felt response to a thread from hopefulkate. It truly deserves a "ROFLMAO"

[This message edited by Unhinged at 9:36 PM, December 13th (Wednesday)]

sewardak posted 12/29/2017 12:55 PM

"It's hard to recover if you live next to Auschwitz."

ramius, describing how some people seem happier moving on.

PlanC posted 1/7/2018 16:02 PM

ďMy wife died. This bitch just looks like her.Ē

RockstarDad succinctly describing the wayward doppelgšnger effect.

Notthevictem posted 1/17/2018 19:37 PM

So when a spammer posted another sorcery scam, I asked if they could help with flatulance and planc gave me the fellas creditenials.... I about died laughing.

Heís a real asshole, NTV. He can help with under- and over-flatulence. He even went to school for this voodoo shit. To be a witch doctor he had to first get a B.S. in Black Magic, then go to Voodoo School for two years, followed up with a residency with a local witch or warlock. And then pass an exam issued by a local 409 governance board. Itís not like you can just make this stuff up on the Internet.

Notthevictem posted 2/22/2018 11:19 AM

Because the first thing I learned out of all this Hell is that I matter. And Iím damn fine. And extremely cool. Iím good company. If no one else likes being around me, Iíll be awesome solo too.

Oldwounds in the R forum telling it like it is.

silverhopes posted 3/9/2018 22:39 PM

One of the most epic sentences I've ever had the joy of translating:

The bro code dynamic is a function of facilitating commonly denominated lifestyle choices between men that share a common goal and/or understanding that uses shortened phrases and/or gestures to communicate common verbal transactions so that they can reinforce either a code of ethics or a set standard of behavior used in social interactions frequently dealing with complex decision making that occurs frequently in men therefore making them able to circumvent a typical needed deliberation or mental oscillation over interactions that involve superfluous volumes of ambiguity.

-NTV in OT, answering my question about what the bro code is

FaithFool posted 3/12/2018 00:53 AM

I'll bet the stress gave the dog a skin condition and you had to take a day off work to take him for oatmeal baths.

josiep advising re bitch boots negotiations in Divorce forum.

Chili posted 3/20/2018 21:28 PM

It's like playing chess with a chicken. They knock over all the pieces, shit all over the board and strut around crowing 'cause they think they've won the game.

- Twitchy talking about me trying to negotiate with my Ex during the D

HFSSC posted 3/22/2018 11:15 AM

...someone had to put an artificial vagina on him to collect the semen.

likeapinball in the "Crappiest Jobs" thread in OT. Just because this sentence HAS to be immortalized somewhere.

WhatsRight posted 3/22/2018 11:54 AM

I was picking out the best quote from the "crappiest job" thread in Off Topic.

But...never mind.

Just go read the whole thing...especially latebloomer45 & Chili.


twisted posted 3/22/2018 15:46 PM

I'll nominate Latebloomer from that crappiest job thread

Then I caught him fucking a bale of lard.

I keep re-reading that thinking it was a descriptive term for the other woman, but no. I didn't realize lard came in bales, ( no pun intended)

2018MLMM posted 3/23/2018 11:48 AM

My favorite:

Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is doing something despite fear

2018MLMM posted 3/23/2018 11:49 AM

second favorite:

Don't eat the yellow snow

Chili posted 3/23/2018 12:58 PM

*Snort* - lard fucker.

I've been laughing about that shit all week.

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