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Skan ( member #35812) posted at 11:25 PM on Friday, October 27th, 2017

Stupid double-posting-wifi-sucks phone.

Justincase you wanted to have your own quote, here it is!

Imagine a ship trying to set sail while towing an anchor. Cutting free is not a gift to the anchor. You must release that burden, not because the anchor is worthy, but because the ship is.

D-Day, June 10, 2012


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Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 12:43 PM on Saturday, October 28th, 2017

Justincase you wanted to have your own quote, here it is!

I heard this somewhere, but...where? Either way, it was a good quote!

[This message edited by Notthevictem at 6:43 AM, October 28th (Saturday)]

BH: Me 37
WW: Her 41
DDAY Mar 2014

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Justincase ( member #59189) posted at 12:56 AM on Sunday, November 5th, 2017

Wow, clicked on page 13 to see what was new and just - wow - truly honored, Skan!

"I'd like to thank the academy, SI, sliced bread..." [music and NTV farts usher me off stage].

Watching and gathering, just in case...

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Justincase ( member #59189) posted at 1:04 PM on Saturday, December 2nd, 2017

Northerngirl:

Picture a stoned 58 yr old man with giant lollipop and one of those propeller beanies on his head. Never seen him, somthat may not be accurate, but fuck it, he’s not the boss of me.

Watching and gathering, just in case...

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wifehad5 ( Administrator #15162) posted at 8:47 PM on Wednesday, December 6th, 2017

Bigger being Bigger:

Divorce and reconciliation are the only paths out of infidelity. If you chose divorce then fine, no problems. That is totally your call and we will support you on that path the best we can.

FBH - 50 FWW - 50 (BrokenRoad)2 kids 14 & 18
The people you do your life with shape the life you live

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sisoon ( Guide #31240) posted at 3:13 PM on Tuesday, December 12th, 2017

It wasn't so much him dumping me for this young hot chick....it was him trying to not be who he was, to be someone else.

psychmom, in a thread called 'low self-esteem', http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=615502

fBH (me) - on d-day: 66, Married 43, together 45, same sex ap
DDay - 12/22/2010
Recover'd and R'ed
You don't have to like your boundaries. You just have to set and enforce them.

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Unhinged ( member #47977) posted at 3:34 AM on Thursday, December 14th, 2017

Last night was the first night of Hanukkah. I made pork ribs.

This is from DaddyDom in an otherwise very serious and heart-felt response to a thread from hopefulkate. It truly deserves a "ROFLMAO"

[This message edited by Unhinged at 9:36 PM, December 13th (Wednesday)]

Heading towards divorce
D-Day April, 2015

"The Universe is not short on wake-up calls. We're just quick to hit the snooze button."
-Brene Brown

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sewardak ( member #50617) posted at 6:55 PM on Friday, December 29th, 2017

"It's hard to recover if you live next to Auschwitz."

ramius, describing how some people seem happier moving on.

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PlanC ( member #47500) posted at 10:02 PM on Sunday, January 7th, 2018

“My wife died. This bitch just looks like her.”

RockstarDad succinctly describing the wayward doppelgänger effect.

BS 50; xWW. 4 children.
DD 1: April 2013, confessed ONS June 2012
DD 2: March 2014, confessed affair August 2012 through March 2013
DD 3: October 2015, involuntarily confessed 5 additional ONS starting August 2014 through November 2014 (manic)

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Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 1:37 AM on Thursday, January 18th, 2018

So when a spammer posted another sorcery scam, I asked if they could help with flatulance and planc gave me the fellas creditenials.... I about died laughing.

He’s a real asshole, NTV. He can help with under- and over-flatulence. He even went to school for this voodoo shit. To be a witch doctor he had to first get a B.S. in Black Magic, then go to Voodoo School for two years, followed up with a residency with a local witch or warlock. And then pass an exam issued by a local 409 governance board. It’s not like you can just make this stuff up on the Internet.

BH: Me 37
WW: Her 41
DDAY Mar 2014

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Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 5:19 PM on Thursday, February 22nd, 2018

Because the first thing I learned out of all this Hell is that I matter. And I’m damn fine. And extremely cool. I’m good company. If no one else likes being around me, I’ll be awesome solo too.

Oldwounds in the R forum telling it like it is.

BH: Me 37
WW: Her 41
DDAY Mar 2014

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silverhopes ( member #32753) posted at 4:39 AM on Saturday, March 10th, 2018

One of the most epic sentences I've ever had the joy of translating:

The bro code dynamic is a function of facilitating commonly denominated lifestyle choices between men that share a common goal and/or understanding that uses shortened phrases and/or gestures to communicate common verbal transactions so that they can reinforce either a code of ethics or a set standard of behavior used in social interactions frequently dealing with complex decision making that occurs frequently in men therefore making them able to circumvent a typical needed deliberation or mental oscillation over interactions that involve superfluous volumes of ambiguity.

-NTV in OT, answering my question about what the bro code is

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.

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FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 6:53 AM on Monday, March 12th, 2018

I'll bet the stress gave the dog a skin condition and you had to take a day off work to take him for oatmeal baths.

josiep advising re bitch boots negotiations in Divorce forum.

DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

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Chili ( member #35503) posted at 3:28 AM on Wednesday, March 21st, 2018

It's like playing chess with a chicken. They knock over all the pieces, shit all over the board and strut around crowing 'cause they think they've won the game.

- Twitchy talking about me trying to negotiate with my Ex during the D

2012 pretty much sucked.
Things no longer suck.
Loving flying solo with the co-pilot chili dog.
"Life teaches you how to live it if you live long enough" - Tony Bennett

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HFSSC ( member #33338) posted at 5:15 PM on Thursday, March 22nd, 2018

...someone had to put an artificial vagina on him to collect the semen.

likeapinball in the "Crappiest Jobs" thread in OT. Just because this sentence HAS to be immortalized somewhere.

Me, 54
Him, 45 (JMSSC)
Married 24 years. Reconciled.

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WhatsRight ( member #35417) posted at 5:54 PM on Thursday, March 22nd, 2018

I was picking out the best quote from the "crappiest job" thread in Off Topic.

But...never mind.

Just go read the whole thing...especially latebloomer45 & Chili.

HYSTERICAL!!!

"Noone can make you feel inferior without your concent." Eleanor Roosevelt

I will not be vanquished. Rose Kennedy

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twisted ( member #8873) posted at 9:46 PM on Thursday, March 22nd, 2018

I'll nominate Latebloomer from that crappiest job thread

Then I caught him fucking a bale of lard.

I keep re-reading that thinking it was a descriptive term for the other woman, but no. I didn't realize lard came in bales, ( no pun intended)

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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2018MLMM ( member #63023) posted at 5:48 PM on Friday, March 23rd, 2018

My favorite:

Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is doing something despite fear

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2018MLMM ( member #63023) posted at 5:49 PM on Friday, March 23rd, 2018

second favorite:

Don't eat the yellow snow

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Chili ( member #35503) posted at 6:58 PM on Friday, March 23rd, 2018

*Snort* - lard fucker.

I've been laughing about that shit all week.

2012 pretty much sucked.
Things no longer suck.
Loving flying solo with the co-pilot chili dog.
"Life teaches you how to live it if you live long enough" - Tony Bennett

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