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Greeneyesbluezy ( Member #58158) posted at 5:37 AM on Wednesday, April 10th, 2019

Dragon,

My whole life I don’t know what I would’ve given to be little (er).

Put me in heels, I’m 6’2 or 6’4. Lol my costume would need me to be on my knees so I couldn’t get outted!

Tall is ehhhh, overatred. I’m too tall.

Hey chili. Here’s another ((()))

I’m feeling so much better here. I’m working on a fart poem.

SI has a bunch of farters

THE END

Stop right there, I already don't give a fuck.

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DragnHeart ( Member #32122) posted at 10:33 AM on Wednesday, April 10th, 2019

Oh I don't discount that tall can suck as well. Have one Male friend who needs to duck through every doorway. He uses my head as an arm rest lol.

NTV will always take the SI Fart Award lol

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DragnHeart ( Member #32122) posted at 1:27 PM on Wednesday, April 10th, 2019

We got a dusting of snow last night...

Do you think of all the farters United at once for one large flatulence party they could warm things up enough to get rid of this fluffy white shit from Hell???

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Notthevictem ( Member #44389) posted at 6:29 PM on Wednesday, April 10th, 2019

Eh, that could have detrimental effects on other parts of the world. I remember one FU meeting we tried to do a simultaneous fart to stop a monsoon. I mean it worked on a tornado once, so we were a little full of ourselves.... either way, it seemed to empower the disaster rather than discharge it... results were not ideal.

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DragnHeart ( Member #32122) posted at 6:33 PM on Wednesday, April 10th, 2019

Ya I see your point. I'm just sooooo done with this white crap!

Sun has come out. Most of the dusting has disappeared. Still large mounds of snow around though.

"FU meeting". Hahaha. That's awesome!!! Do you guys/gals gather after a bean dinner?

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Notthevictem ( Member #44389) posted at 6:36 PM on Wednesday, April 10th, 2019

Usually its a potluck.

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pureheartkit ( Member #62345) posted at 10:11 PM on Friday, April 12th, 2019

Pot Luck

Made me think of a historical house we toured once that had a chamber pot with shamrocks on it.

Thank you everyone for your wisdom and healing.

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Tallgirl ( Member #64088) posted at 12:51 PM on Saturday, April 13th, 2019

Looking forward to the G2G! Brilliant idea. I, of course, will come as a giraffe.

Dragon, If the white stuff returns I am happy to add wind to the climate changing fart.

Greeneyesbluezy, glad to have you in my vertical zone. Being the tallest girl as a kid kinda sucked. Good now though. Funnily enough my best friends tend to be a foot shorter than me.

Enjoy your Saturdays !! !

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Wool94 ( Member #53300) posted at 4:28 AM on Tuesday, April 16th, 2019

Is it dead yet?

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Tallgirl ( Member #64088) posted at 11:49 AM on Tuesday, April 16th, 2019

It was almost there.

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DragnHeart ( Member #32122) posted at 7:29 PM on Tuesday, April 16th, 2019

Have you ever seen a thread and wanted to give it life again?

There was a thread I was keeping tabs on. Then I read the last post which left me in tears. I actually left the house and sat in the van just crying. I know the post wasn't directed at me but what was said was so hurtful to me that I wanted to post back.

Knowing that I was upset I figured it probably was best I didn't and just turned off my phone for the night. It's been a few days. The thread appears dead. I'll let it stay there.

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Cephastion ( Member #51990) posted at 8:25 PM on Tuesday, April 16th, 2019

There was a thread I was keeping tabs on. Then I read the last post which left me in tears. I actually left the house and sat in the van just crying. I know the post wasn't directed at me but what was said was so hurtful to me that I wanted to post back-Dragonheart

I really think you should post your feelings and thoughts about whatever was on that thread.

What was the gist? Why would anyone want to hurt YOU anyway? I might do it accidentally myself by saying something insensitive or playfully teasing too much about stuff and not realizing it's a touchy matter I'm fiddling around with, but I think it's important for people to know if they are stepping on others' toes or not.

[This message edited by Cephastion at 2:26 PM, April 16th (Tuesday)]

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DragnHeart ( Member #32122) posted at 9:16 PM on Tuesday, April 16th, 2019

Perhaps. However each of us is entitled to our opinion.

Just because one person's opinion struck a nerve with me doesn't mean I need to argue the point of it.

But I can tell you the only other time I ever read anything here and cried like that was when DS passed. Even then I knew I wanted to be here. That one post however made me question if I could come back.

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Tallgirl ( Member #64088) posted at 11:03 PM on Tuesday, April 16th, 2019

Sorry you felt so sad Dragon. I read a thread last night. I couldn't believe how Sadeyes was treated by her WH. My heart broke for her, she seems wonderful. Sometimes, it's hard to be here, especially when you have had a hard day or an event.

BUT this thread makes me happy.

I agree with Ceph, post your feelings if you want. I think people's anger sometimes comes out and they don't realize.

I find there are lots of convo's about super sensitive stuff, and sometimes those are difficult to read.

So back to Farts and poets.... who has the next poem for us?

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Tallgirl ( Member #64088) posted at 11:07 PM on Tuesday, April 16th, 2019

OK, I lifted this one from the web, let the fun start again.

A Fart

by Lemon Square Bear23

A fart it is a pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song......

A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while.....

A fart can occur

In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,

To a small elevator,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must never forget.......

Sweet old farts like you!

Life is like butt.

you're either covering it,

laughing it off

kicking it

kissing it

busting it

trying to get a piece of it

behaving like one

or you live with one.

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Wool94 ( Member #53300) posted at 3:03 AM on Wednesday, April 17th, 2019

Tall girl, that poem stinks!!!🤣🤣🤣

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D-Day #2: May 21, 2016
D-Day #3: June 7, 2016
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Notthevictem ( Member #44389) posted at 1:07 AM on Thursday, April 18th, 2019

Easy for you to say, where's your submission to our fart joke poetry (FJP for those in the know) competition?

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Tallgirl ( Member #64088) posted at 3:10 PM on Friday, April 19th, 2019

I have a girl crush.

I think I love Brene Brown. The more I learn about her the more I am impressed. Just wow.

Happy Easter all. It’s cold and rainy up here in 🇨🇦. Still going to make my son bbq the first steak of the season. Excited.

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DragnHeart ( Member #32122) posted at 3:20 PM on Friday, April 19th, 2019

Happy Easter Tallgirl!!!

Yep raining alot. We are under a flood watch during a burn ban...How's that for irony lol.

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Cephastion ( Member #51990) posted at 1:28 PM on Saturday, April 20th, 2019

Yep raining alot. We are under a flood watch during a burn ban...How's that for irony lol.-Dragonheart

I think it's just a politically correct, legal, and approved way for the government of Candyland to effectively discriminate against dragons and try regulate them and keep them down.

[This message edited by Cephastion at 7:29 AM, April 20th (Saturday)]

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