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Damn, NTv,

I thought for sure you killed the thread with that creepy, googley-eyed step rattle

But, alas, you must continue the thread with even more fart puns, jokes, poems and of course, the grisly (oh, I love scary things) stories born in the dark imagination of your fart-addled brain 🧠

Oh, dragon, for months every text I got from a certain niece included a skull emoji 😳. Finally asked her and she explained it was some new heart emoji in a new download that I had failed to update. Was glad to know they weren’t skulls

[This message edited by Greeneyesbluezy at 9:43 PM, April 8th (Monday)]

So the first thing I read on SI today is NTV saying something about his junk looking like a poodle.

Alrighty then.

Just what I needed...another dose of err...*bag* imagery.

Oh hey Greenzy:

Unless you're here to hand out more free O's?

((((O))))?

(((()))) for everyone!!

Except the poodle

Hey Dragn, how sad would it be to be a thread killer on a thread about thread killin.. just saying.

And this doesn’t count.... it is purely informational.

Maybe the one thing SADDER is a post about NTV’s bedazzled farts.

[This message edited by Hg65 at 11:52 PM, April 8th (Monday)]

I don't think that's fair to poodles or even poodle owners at all!

Next thing you know, he'll be saying his junk looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid, and then what will the world of sentimental CBK owners do with themselves and all that awful imagery that is now guilty by association?

I'll never see those "I ❤️(heart, not skull) my Poodle" bumper stickers again the same way after this...

But i do think I'd rather see a poodle face hitch receiver insert instead of those disgusting ones on the road that look like a man's junk INSTEAD!

Talk about road rage! Everytime I see that X rated car accessory, in front of my family's view of the road, I just want to 12 gauge the damn thing into non existence where it the hell belongs!

At least with a poodle head on there instead, I could live with the explanations to the kids of what it is that they are looking at without feeling like lying to them or feeling like I'd like to rip somebody's fake balls off from behind!

Even a certain octopus arm for a sex symbol on their receiver hitch might be more tolerable and even possibly and arguably more effective at garnering interest and fulfilling the obvious need for attention from other strange men and women without making some of them want to run the obnoxious & insecure sickos off of the road for censorship's sake.

Honestly, I can't imagine really wanting attention from the kind of bottom feeders that would be turned on by the sight of plastic, silver-colored breeder-bull sized fake testicles that have seen a lot of miles and mud and potholes underneath them while dangling under the bed of a truck for the purpose of pissing everyone off with your lack of taste and the most basic of social considerations that even an average 2 year old has better mastery of!

But hey, I guess some people just live by the motto and mantra that "misery loves company".

(And I guess I AM actually saying all of this on an infidelity support forum after all... )

[This message edited by Cephastion at 4:52 AM, April 9th (Tuesday)]

Hey Dragn, how sad would it be to be a thread killer on a thread about thread killin.. just saying.

And this doesn’t count.... it is purely informational.

I'm actually sad that the true Thread Killer thread in F&G hasn't been kept up. Maybe (after my nap today) I'll go find it and just keep posting until I kill it lol.

Maybe the one thing SADDER is a post about NTV’s bedazzled farts.

It wasn't his farts that are bedazzled...It's his sac. And ummmmhe never answered my question about how he got them to stick...I guess it's a use your imagination thing.

Oh, dragon, for months every text I got from a certain niece included a skull emoji 😳. Finally asked her and she explained it was some new heart emoji in a new download that I had failed to update. Was glad to know they weren’t skulls--Greeneyes

But now I can imagine NTV getting custom made magnetic bumper stickers printed up for himself that say "I ☠️ my Poodle". (I skull or Jolly Roger my Poodle).

Now THAT would actually garner some attention, I think. And to create even more confusion and curiosity, just have an actual happy Poodle along for the ride looking back at the confused onlookers out of the back windshield!

[This message edited by Cephastion at 5:17 AM, April 9th (Tuesday)]

Was actually thinking of getting the giant car testicles that Ceph is enamored with and putting googly eyes on em too....

Why is this thread not dead yet?

With all of you thread killing people on it, it didn't stand a chance!

[This message edited by Wool94 at 5:47 AM, April 9th (Tuesday)]

Well, wool, mostly because the conversation is entertaining. For instance, we were just discussing the fake testicles that hang on the back of automobiles and how it's really funny when you consider that SOMEBODY out there is likely collecting them like old coins or pokemon.

How fun would it be to walk around parking lots and every time you see those fake testicles hanging from the hitch, just stick a pair of googly eyes on them. Omg. That sounds like so much fun.

I think I'd be more up for painting nail polish based penises and asses all over the village idiots' windshields (along with supergluing googly eyes looking both outwards at any onlookers and also inwards at the perverted driver-owner of the offensive mobile billboard for an independent contractor offering free STD's installation services to the first dozen lucky women or men that are itching to be the first in line for such...might be more what I would call "fun".

Call it a pubic service announcement (yes I spelled it "pubic", not public)... Wolf in pigs clothing kind of warning coming to a public road near you...

Maybe with a "Just Marred" (not a typo, btw) painted in white on the back windshield with a bunch of old cheap beer cans dangling on strings off of the spare tire in back (spare tire & beer pun-imagery also intended, btw).

[This message edited by Cephastion at 7:05 AM, April 9th (Tuesday)]

...But what brands of beer should the dangling warning cans be?

I thought of cans of Schlitt...

Pabst (smear)...

And Killian's I-Rash-Red...

Tres XXX's (Equis) or Dos Exes ²...

Just to name a few right off of the bat...

How fun would it be to walk around parking lots and every time you see those fake testicles hanging from the hitch, just stick a pair of googly eyes on them. Omg. That sounds like so much fun

Maybe we can dip the danglies in that glow-in-the-dark paint.

And am a little astounded at what happened between my post last night at 11:30 and this morning drinking my coffee!

Don't you people sleep?

Edit to add: I am waiting for a mod at any moment to tell us to grow up. (laughing emoji for Dragn's emoji-challenged phone.)

[This message edited by Hg65 at 9:52 AM, April 9th (Tuesday)]

They're probably waiting for me to leave, knowing that grow up and ntv don't tend to go together lol

My WH insists that I get up with him to have a coffee together...One of the rare adult times we get.

Of course if he starts work at 5am the wake up for us is like 3:45 am... Don't ask me why. We live ten minutes from where he works...

This week is 6am start but ya my body is still trained to wake up at 3:45 and this I am awake....Blah! And while some people.may find Si to be a downer or to much or whatever I find it a place to interact with other adults that sort of understand me (at least in one area). It's like family though many members I started with here are gone. Pout!

Besides I'm a child at heart and would totally go sneak around gluing googly eyes on hitch balls. I put tinker bell stickers on my brother's truck just for fun. Was watched like a hawk by a cop while I did it but since I was able to get in the truck I guess he figured I was decaling my own lol. Decals. Damn phone keeps changing decal to recall....fml!

(I can see the emojis if you use the ones on this screen. Just not your own phone ones.)

Edited for word. See above. Stupid phone!

[This message edited by DragnHeart at 10:38 AM, April 9th (Tuesday)]

I will never grow up!

I'm a Toys R Us kid

Yeah, you know those iron on flower thing for clothes? My sister got me once by putting some on the cloth roofing inside my car. Laughing and telling me it was manly. Okay. Fair enough. Ended up passing the car to her anyway.

the true Thread Killer thread

So wounded.

Chili's version of a hissy fit: well why don't you just go on and dig it up then and post post post over there if you don't like it here. You may be excused. (Meanie pants).