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SI quote thread- Vol 14

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Allornothing posted 11/12/2014 17:26 PM

My lawyer emailed me the draft of her motion regarding ex-shat's violation of the parenting guidelines. Damn. That woman is worth every penny that ex-shat is going to end up paying her.

tesla keeping her sense of humour in D/S while going through hell with her ex

sudra posted 11/13/2014 09:47 AM

BWayne77, I am shocked brother, shocked I tell you! OMG, how can you not jump back into her arms. It's not every guy that's offered **Whatnot**. What's going through your mind?

5454real's response to BWayne77's post that his wife expressed an interest in staying together "for the kids and whatnot."

beyondbelief13 posted 11/13/2014 12:44 PM

Do you know why people lie and cheat?
Because they know it's easier to get FORGIVENESS than PERMISSION.

jjct posted 11/20/2014 18:50 PM

Yay 4 hr class parenting for divorcing individuals... So she starts fucking OM and I have to go to a class to learn to be a good parent... nice touch Tennessee!

whyme on the menz

Afraid2LoveAgain posted 11/22/2014 04:06 AM

StillGoing's hilarious comment in a thread about Cheating Apps:

And when you use an app that drug dealers use, you have sunk to an all new low.

Well, to be fair, microsoft excel never cooked up a batch of meth.

jjct posted 11/22/2014 11:17 AM

So I'm swirling my cape, getting scraped occasionally but not gored, and I'll soon be standing in the middle of the arena in my tight pants (which fit better now thanks to the infidelity diet) with a rose between my teeth and my future shouting "Ole!!"

WillTrhriv, flourishing a funny, sexy, great metaphor for detaching and healing!

Amazonia posted 11/24/2014 05:52 AM

Hopeless, when deena's XH stole her BOB:

At least you know he has the means should you ever tell him to go fuck himself.

purplejacket4 posted 11/28/2014 21:44 PM

gypsybird87 describing her xWH.

Finally I realized that he only speaks Douchebaggian now. Fluently. With an accent. And there is NO understanding that.

Skan posted 11/29/2014 10:39 AM

Scubachick, who almost owed me a new keyboard when I read this.

I swear his ass must be jealous over the shit that comes out of his mouth

SBB posted 12/2/2014 15:04 PM

HFSSC in a 'Things you never thought you'd say' thread in General.

"I know my husband loves me because his girlfriend told me he does."

momoftana posted 12/3/2014 07:07 AM

Posted by RightTrack in General on a thread about the crazy things BS say:

I can't believe I was honest when he posed this question: " So what do you WANT me to do?"
Me: " I want you to drive yourself in your cheaty truck up the hill and drive off a cliff. And make it look like an accident!"

I can't believe I said that because I am totally opposed to insurance fraud.

Makes me quite certain she has morals and ethics because of her concern for insurance companies

[This message edited by momoftana at 7:08 AM, December 3rd (Wednesday)]

Allornothing posted 12/9/2014 03:51 AM

^^^ Damn, mumoftana beat me to it!

Crescita posted 12/17/2014 08:24 AM

someone whip out the violins as we all ugly cry

newlysingle in response to an xWS pity party.

foundoutlater posted 12/18/2014 20:29 PM

Tred replying to someone protecting them self by not loving their spouse as much:

Nah. Doesn't have to be that way mate. I'll let myself love her as much as I ever have. But I'll also let myself love me more. Once you get there, you'll understand.

foundoutlater posted 12/18/2014 20:29 PM

Jduff on moving forward in the Menz thread:

We do not live in fear of the uncertain future. We embrace it.

That belongs in the memorable quotes page on any site, not an infidelity site.

Lucky2HaveMe posted 12/19/2014 14:45 PM

Btraydwife in D/S - Awesome metaphor

Don't be persuaded by last minute costume changes. Pay attention to the dance technique.

HFSSC posted 12/22/2014 19:12 PM

It does seem you have another lump issue that's obviously not benign. When is your assholectomy scheduled for?

BtraydWife in General. Damn, she's on a ROLL!!

jjct posted 1/4/2015 06:05 AM

nomistakeaboutit - on "apologies"

It comes from way down deep. It dismisses the vulnerability that comes along with apologizing, because they have placed rightness above fear.

Man, that's beautiful.

miadianna posted 1/4/2015 18:29 PM

Bragging about bagging a cheater sort of seems like bragging about a pigeon shitting in your ear. Sure, it doesn't happen to just anybody, but when you stop to think about it, who really wants shit in their ear?
Thanks h0peless!

From D/S about AP person bragging on social media about their relationship.

Lucky2HaveMe posted 1/5/2015 14:19 PM

lieshurt in N/B talking about new relationships immediately after D:

A starving person would think cat food was the best thing in the world too. Until, after a while, they realize it's just cat food and nothing special.

Nailed It!

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