Me: BS 50
Her: FWS 53 (both family med MDs; together 23 years)
OW: who cares (PhD)
Dday: 10/11: 11/11 TT for months; NC 8/12
"band aids don't fix bullet holes" Taylor Swift
I NEVER mind medical ???
I hate it.
I'm calling it: premature tree sperm ejaculation
6 comments posted: Thursday, March 3rd, 2016
I'm an idiot
Ok to qualify this I'm post call. Last night was my monthly shift at Ginormous Religious Hospital and I was up half the night.
I go back to my main job at our division 1 college health. We are having a department manager meeting and I'm sucking down coffee to try and stay awake.
Increased coffee intake = increased um output of other things. So I sneak off to the bathroom. I wash my hands and then stare at the bathroom door that suddenly has NO handle. OMG I'm trapped. I beat on the door. I panic. I shout for help. I pry my fingers into the edge of the door and pull with ALL my might. I FINALLY get the door open and Rush back to the meeting. FREE, my God I'm FREE! Breathless I tell my former plight to my coworkers.
"Why didn't ya just hit the handicap button by the door?"
Goddammit. I'm an idiot.
17 comments posted: Thursday, October 23rd, 2014
I had my first meal at a Tim Horton's here in Niagara-on-the-lake. Now I know what my Canadian friends have been talking about.
I'm eating pumpkin timbits (donut holes) and black coffee. I'm in love!
7 comments posted: Thursday, October 9th, 2014