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Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 5:25 PM on Wednesday, May 21st, 2014

autocorrect keeps wanting to replace "slut" with "slur". My iPad obviously hasn't been paying attention to my life!

"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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homewrecked2011 ( member #34678) posted at 7:55 AM on Tuesday, May 27th, 2014

This quote is from suckstobeme in "When a wayward spouse leaves for OP". A friend had seen XWH somewhere and was describing his appearance.

She told me that he looks like a stray dog who has been swimming in an alcohol bottle for months now.

This struck me funny, as my XWH looks about the same as this description!

Sometimes He calms the storm. Sometimes He lets the storm rage, but calms His child. Dday 12/19/11I went to an attorney and had him served. Shocked the hell out of him, with D papers, I'm proud to say!D final10/30/2012Me-55

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MadeOfScars ( member #42231) posted at 8:13 PM on Friday, May 30th, 2014

From a thread in S/D, Faithsurviver gives us this gem:

I went through similar feelings during my separation/divorce. I chose a mantra to this day, the XWH does not know the true meaning of

FOCUS= F**k off cause you're stupid!

He never figured it out and when I would say the word, he would say "I am!"

Thread of origin: http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=532369

"Incredible change happens in your life when you decide to take control of what you do have power over instead of craving control over what you don’t.” - Steve Maraboli

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TrustedHer ( member #23328) posted at 11:55 PM on Sunday, June 1st, 2014

reallystruggling,

Volume 13 doesn't exist due to fear of the number 13.

Volume 11 is archived, and you can't see it. I never saw it, myself, and I joined in 2009.

Volume 12 is here:

http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=246918

It will disappear when it ages off the last page of F&G, so print or save it now.

Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.

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Sal1995 ( member #39099) posted at 11:04 PM on Monday, June 2nd, 2014

The path to healing looks like a kids doodle - lines cross, intersect, loop, go outside the lines, and ultimately make almost no sense. But you are still proud to put it on the refrigerator.

Tred, spinning pure gold in the JFO forum.

BH
Reconciled

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authenticnow ( member #16024) posted at 11:43 AM on Thursday, June 5th, 2014

In a post to shygirl:

Don't look back, honey. That's not where you're going.

Simple words of wisdom from NIK.

DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.

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jjct ( member #17484) posted at 11:38 AM on Saturday, June 7th, 2014

WarehouseGuy's tagline, I just about swallowed my tongue:

If you see your ex with someone else--don't be jealous. Our parents taught us to give our old, used toys to the less fortunate.

LMAO!

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WarehouseGuy ( member #6037) posted at 6:24 PM on Saturday, June 7th, 2014

Wow!

I made the quote page after all these years. And with my tag line no less.

I actually stole it from someone here about 3 yrs ago

The irony of this is--today would have been my 39th anniversary.

Her loss!

whg

If you see your ex with someone else don't be jealous. Our parents taught us to give our old,used toys to the less fortunate.

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sunsetslost ( member #39885) posted at 2:49 AM on Wednesday, June 18th, 2014

Sounds harsh, but she's my wife and I'm supposed to be there when she's having sex.

Sal1995 in Menz.

Divorced 7/11/14. New Beginning on the Gulf of Mexico. It's real nice.

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Sal1995 ( member #39099) posted at 3:01 PM on Wednesday, June 18th, 2014

My first contribution to the quote thread - thanks sunsets!

BH
Reconciled

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jjct ( member #17484) posted at 2:51 PM on Sunday, June 22nd, 2014

...the moment you start acting like someone else's wife, you lose the right to make any claims on me based on being mine.

wincing_at_light,

getting down to the gnat's ass - again! - on menz.

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nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 5:11 PM on Monday, June 23rd, 2014

This fucker is pulling an insurance scam. I would bet my right tit on it.

I was thinking the EXACT same thing. Except, I would have said my left tit.

Spit-take worthy discussion in S/D with SBB (aka: Righty) and IrishGirlVA (aka: Lefty) weighing in on Chrysalis' thread about her X calling the cops to accuse her of stealing his stuff.

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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Rebreather ( member #30817) posted at 10:28 PM on Tuesday, June 24th, 2014

Why? Because boobs.

Maxiom on if smaller or bigger boobs are better.

Me BS
Him WH
2 ddays in '07
Rec'd.
"The cure for the pain, is the pain." -Rumi

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nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 6:13 AM on Monday, June 30th, 2014

You're totally a dude. And Dudism is penis-optional these days.

Pass giving tesla the honor of being named "Dude" on a thread in D/S.

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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LonelyHusband ( member #34145) posted at 11:12 PM on Wednesday, July 2nd, 2014

Sounds harsh, but she's my wife and I'm supposed to be there when she's having sex.

this is genius.

Reconciling.
“A wizard is never late. Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to".
Apparently not an appropriate reason for coming home drunk at 2AM.

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Guinness23 ( member #42852) posted at 2:11 PM on Sunday, July 6th, 2014

Late to the game I am sure but I was reading some of Karmita's posts

Him....

I've got bad gas and wear a mouth guard but you don't need to know this... Just sent you a sellfie of my dick...lets prayer for world peace.

Me 48
Divorced 2010

1."'FOREVER' in love" lasts only 14 years.
2. Alcohol is NO solution just a bigger problem

My favorite drink is water. Call me Dasani23

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Guinness23 ( member #42852) posted at 2:18 PM on Sunday, July 6th, 2014

Karmita again from Oct 2013.

FREAKING PRICELESS!!!!!!

Husband's surprise birthday party was something he'll never forget

The OW is his work colleague and someone who befriended me. Last week I asked her to go shopping with me to help with picking out his gift from me.

To the OW's surprise I took her to a porn shop. I bought a super sized butt plug explaining that my husband loved me giving him anal. I bought body oil explaining he loved to give me massages. I even made sure to walk awkwardly saying I was sore from the previous evening of being ridden like a mare by my stallion.

I am sorry for her pain but she has a vicious sense of humor like mine I LIKE. This is hilarious!!

Me 48
Divorced 2010

1."'FOREVER' in love" lasts only 14 years.
2. Alcohol is NO solution just a bigger problem

My favorite drink is water. Call me Dasani23

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nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 2:08 AM on Thursday, July 10th, 2014

Faithfool commenting on Wasband's latest tantrum:

That guy gives me douchebumps.

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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sunsetslost ( member #39885) posted at 2:46 AM on Thursday, July 10th, 2014

douchebumps

just......wow......

Divorced 7/11/14. New Beginning on the Gulf of Mexico. It's real nice.

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FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 4:29 AM on Thursday, July 10th, 2014

I borrowed it from someone else can't remember who. Perhaps they'll come forward...

DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

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