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SI quote thread- Vol 14

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TheRealDeal posted 7/5/2015 16:03 PM

NPD....the only illness where the patient gets left alone and everyone else gets treatment.

NoMorDeceit in S/D about divorcing a narcissist.

HFSSC posted 7/11/2015 08:19 AM

Apparently, walking around with your head up your ass eventually causes irreversible dain bramage!

Bahaha! Loveherstill in D/S.

funnelcakes posted 7/31/2015 09:14 AM

Feeling a burning sensation? Could be 'cause LonelyDad has a suggestion for RoomMate in General!

If I just can figure out where one of those more local OM(s) live im going to nuke his house with homemade dildo rockets.

Notthevictem posted 7/31/2015 10:48 AM

Neveragain2013 in D/S answering what a BH should get his STBXWW for her b-day:

LOL. Yeah I'd get her a gift, alright.
One of those 10-visit punch cards she can use at the STD Clinic downtown. Each time she goes they punch her card. After 10 visits, she gets the 11th visit free.


jjct posted 8/4/2015 20:29 PM

Changemaker, stating what we all already know in our hearts:

Cell phones and camping go together like toothpaste and orange juice; not on my watch!

MakingMyFuture posted 8/6/2015 01:41 AM

PlanNine in General on the 'What one question would you ask WS if you could get an honest answer'

"Are you not who you think you are, or not who you say you are? It's an important distinction, because it's the difference between being stupid and delusional in the first case, and just plain evil in the second."

brilliant!

gypsybird87 posted 8/10/2015 16:05 PM

Well.....I am done arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Chimproller, who has finally had enough of her STBXBF's lies.

oldtimer97 posted 8/12/2015 21:50 PM

This topic got quite a few funny responses:

Topic: Physical signs they are lying started 7/7/2015

Husburned
During my WW's affair, you could tell she was lying due to air being forced through her larynx and shaped into different sounds by altering her oral cavity.

LostMyPrince
OMG Risky...mine does the same...once he gets cornered he runs to the bathroom..over and over. Gives true meaning to " when the shit hits the fan " lol

ADryHeat
For my STBX it's always the pupils. They dilate like the cervix before birth, but the only thing he's bearing is a load of bullshit and fuckwaddery.

Vroom
Bonus comedy answer- a surefire physical sign they are lying is when they sit down at a computer and type "How to convince my wife I'm not lying" and "How to lie convincingly" into Google, then forget to clear their browser history. That's a major tell.

[This message edited by oldtimer97 at 9:54 PM, August 12th (Wednesday)]

lilies21 posted 8/13/2015 15:08 PM

When you are a freak magnet, Screw dating. Get a dog. They're loyal.

HurtingandLost in New Beginnings under the post "Ah, the joys of dating after divorce".

MakingMyFuture posted 8/27/2015 00:21 AM

From IrishgirlVA responding on the "Ohhh She's a classy one...." thread in Divorced/Separation

There is a really bad taste in my mouth. Is it?... Could it be?....
Yup. It's confirmed. It's puke.

[This message edited by MakingMyFuture at 12:22 AM, August 27th (Thursday)]

MakingMyFuture posted 8/28/2015 05:27 AM

Funnelcakes entire rant in Off Topic called 'My Hot Ass'.

Go to the bathroom before you read it so you don't pee on yourself!

Snapdragon posted 9/5/2015 12:35 PM

Everyone may have baggage, but healthy people don't live out of their suitcases, KWIM?

~NIK in NB

Perfect

funnelcakes posted 9/20/2015 14:25 PM

TrustGone in "Sticker Shock" in S/D:

"He wound up losing everything and then some in the end and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving person."

Gemini71 posted 9/25/2015 08:00 AM

Abbondad in S/D on thread called "Ideology Issues - Christianity" regarding expecting an apology from his Ex for the A

Yeah, I'm still puffing the pipe of hopium.

Loukas posted 9/25/2015 15:01 PM

Devotedman...I think the quote speaks for itself!

You need to ask your MC beforehand whether the MC believes that you can push her onto a strange dick or whether she needs to own that action completely herself in spite of any marriage problems.

nowiknow23 posted 9/29/2015 10:15 AM

Catwoman encouraging a member to focus on her life and the future rather than what her ex is doing -

There's a reason why the rear-view mirror is small and the windshield is large.

Deeply Scared posted 10/16/2015 04:54 AM

When it comes to SI cards, glitter or not, I'm Martha Freaking Stewart, Hallmark, and your favorite scotch rolled into one glittery awesome man-bomb.

MadOfScars on the SI Christmas Card thread...love it!!

Lucky2HaveMe posted 10/16/2015 08:59 AM

Hurtbuthopeful35 in Recon responding to when should we stop talking about the A

Healing from the past by dealing with it in the present is beneficial to your future

Ascendant posted 11/5/2015 09:12 AM

I haven't poked my head in this thread for some time.....some of you guys are so clever!

Jrazz posted 11/21/2015 11:31 AM

My wife's internal fracking process extracts more energy from a cup of ice cream than nuclear fission.

still-living on the fart thread in Recon. MAN I haven't laughed this hard in a while....

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