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TheRealDeal ( member #39560) posted at 11:43 AM on Wednesday, September 11th, 2013

Thank you for bumping. Best story EVER!! I totally needed this today. Anyone just reading for first time needs to start with page 1. Takes some time but the story is PRICELESS

The posts by D&C and Basic_Guy had my sides aching from laughing so hard.

Along with everything else D&C posted, this just pushed me over the edge:

He asked my why I hired a PI...I told him did you really want me to follow you all over the place with the kids in the car? How would I explain it to them when I ran you over?

And with credit to Basic_Guy:

You really want to mess with him?.....buy one of those loud ticking alarm clocks...then ...DUCT tape it under his chair...set it to go off in about 4 hours...(after he is fast asleep)....

He will hear the ticking as he tries to sleep....then bam the alarm goes off......

As he jumps to his feet....just sit there with a big frying pan and a serious look on your face and say....calmly..."Don't FUCK with me buster".....

Me (BS): 47 him (Xws): 55
together 18 years
DDay1, DDay2, Dday 3: March - June 2013
Dday4 + June 2015 through January 2016
Status: done I called it quits 1-6-2016
The hardest part of letting go is realizing there wasn't much left to hold on to

posts: 481   ·   registered: Jun. 16th, 2013   ·   location: Northeast
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FightingBack ( member #34770) posted at 1:48 PM on Thursday, February 13th, 2014

Whatever happened to D&C?

I hope she knows that this thread has given us all a much needed laugh.

Anyone feeling down? read this!

Me 53
WH 58
Married 25 years
4 children S30,D24, S23,S21
D-Day Nov. 29, 2011
15 year affair with married employee.
Together trying to make sense of it all!

posts: 1459   ·   registered: Feb. 9th, 2012
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solus sto ( member #30989) posted at 7:26 PM on Monday, September 26th, 2016

This is still what I come to read when I need to be cheered up.

BS-me, 59; X-irrelevant; we’re D & NC."So much for the past and present. The future is called 'perhaps,' which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the important thing is not to let that scare you." Tennessee Williams

posts: 15626   ·   registered: Jan. 26th, 2011   ·   location: midwest
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SisterMilkshake ( member #30024) posted at 7:37 PM on Monday, September 26th, 2016

Me, too, solus.

BW (me) & FWH both over half a century; married several decades; children
d-day 3/10; LTA (7 years?)

"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak." ~ Homer Simpson

posts: 15429   ·   registered: Nov. 5th, 2010   ·   location: The Great White North USA
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20yrsagoBS ( member #55272) posted at 1:18 PM on Tuesday, April 25th, 2017

Can we direct Betrayed Spouses here along with the Healing Library?

BW, 54 WH 53
When you lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas

posts: 2113   ·   registered: Sep. 21st, 2016   ·   location: Tampa Bay Area, Florida
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Jen ( member #26584) posted at 6:53 AM on Wednesday, September 6th, 2017

Because it's fucking funny, insomnia, trying to get my name on all the forums

Me former Booger Bear ...
https://youtu.be/1TcLw3TOIN8
Hand Me Down MatchBox 20
https://youtu.be/iFdOAyyn76M
Love Falls by HellYeah

posts: 19991   ·   registered: Dec. 15th, 2009   ·   location: Where's the fucking rainbow ???
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runsmiley ( member #33572) posted at 9:22 AM on Thursday, October 19th, 2017

First time I seriously laughed in two weeks.

posts: 76   ·   registered: Oct. 10th, 2011   ·   location: PA
id 8002647
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