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Hunt A Killer

I just joined this on line forum. They send a box of clues each month to play detective and catch a serial killer. Like all the books the true crime/crime thrillers ect. I consume books like that as quick as I do coffee.

Anyone else doing this ? I havent't got my first box yet - so Idk that I'll keep doing it - may just be stupid.

The have a forum/site kinda like this - and the have "secret" FB page - supposedly they have like 45k +members worldwide. Idk - will see. Company is out of MD, Scott someone is the owner/creator.

2 comments posted: Sunday, December 10th, 2017

glitter bomb family ....

i used extra fine glitter. I got cards where the the glitter will get stuck in several places.

That's my moms card ....

2 comments posted: Friday, December 8th, 2017

Wtf is this ????????

They are flying around my backyard. Only in one area that I can see/tell. They fly slow almost like a hover. When you swipe at them they have quick bursts of speed, just out of reach and then hover again. They don't appear to sting or anything. They are annoying though - like suicidal little things - how close can I get w/o being killed.

8 comments posted: Saturday, November 25th, 2017

Bath day !!!!!

Damn hit submit to soon ....

Leo & Jax enjoying the sun.

Bax having after bath Pecans ....

Leo leaned on me the entire bath. If he could have he would have clung to me like a spider monkey. Bax loves it, thinks he is at the spa. Jax is just like Wtf are you doing ???

Then they all ran around like crazy naked toddlers running from a diaper change.

I had to deep clean the bathroom after. **I** got water everywhere. I have the dog shower attachment thingy - I don't pay much attention when I'm using it - so it just sprays all over the bathroom when I turn it. Pretty sure I sprayed it all over the hallway wall ....

[This message edited by Jen at 3:03 PM, November 25th (Saturday)]

2 comments posted: Saturday, November 25th, 2017

soulmate schmoopies???

Does anyone else remember this ???? I remember it was a whole story line and had pics and stuff. It was hilarious .....

23 comments posted: Saturday, November 4th, 2017

Fundraiser Idea

For Si - Reading the old quote thread and GeauxTigers posted this - I think it's a great idea.

This thread is awesome! An enterprising soul should host a "best of" thread (are all 11 quote threads still out there?). Then, the top 365 could be made into an SI calendar to raise money for the site. Too much?

Anyone else ???

21 comments posted: Saturday, November 4th, 2017

Look who I am fostering .....

Her name is Rolly - she is really sweet. Belongs to a hospice pt is gonna pass away. Thinking one of the nurses at the hospital is gonna take her. Leo & Bax don't really care - Jax however is like a horny teen - like he has never seen or smelt a girl before.

5 comments posted: Monday, October 16th, 2017

Gallbladder surgery

Yep that'd me, had mine out yesterday. Boy was it fun.

So I was on my way to the ER - when guess who got out AGAIN !!!! Yes Leo. No idea how he did it this time. The place he did the last time is still how I fixed it.

Anyway I'm leaving for the ER and guess who wanders up yep Leo - Now I chase the dog here & there I finally loose him. He has this selective hearing thing he does - where he only responds to his name if he wants to. He'd rather sit ALL DAY under the tree waiting on a squirrel. I leave for ER after I loose him - the pain is now getting very uncomfortable and my fever is high. Then I get a call and a man has him on his porch "please hold him my sister is coming to get him" Ok he says "but I don't know how long he will stay here" He ran off from there. Wound up at a Sherwin Williams store they did hold him till my sister got there.

In the meantime I'm languishing away in the er while they run test after test. Positive Murphy signs left right & center. Surgery consult comes down and I'm admitted - about this time my sister comes back Leo is safe at home.

So first the pain. Holy shit how many times do I have to say it's not enough I need more. Crying sobbing begging. Well I finally went around them after the 2nd time they told I couldn't have anything else for an hour - my doctor called the surgeon and in less than 5 minutes I had a working PCA pump.

So let's talk about the crap I have to be hooked up to. The thing on my finger for pulse ox, sock things that compress my lower legs, the O2 tubing that measures my respiration's - no 02 in it yet but just in case. My pain button which I actually liked & the call button those are just the ones attached directly to me or the bed. Then you have the tv remote, my cell phone & the rm phone(which thankfully no one called me on). The sounds all this shit makes - OMG!!! The thing that was an O2 tube, but they were using some way to count my respiration's would go bananas ALL.THE.TIME. I was breathing to fast or to slow. They kept assuring me that it was smart enough to tell when I was mouth breathing, coughing, chewing ect - soooooooo not true. I bugged RT everytime they came up - please adjust the parameters or you take this home & breather perfectly within parameters, impossible. Since it was set for a turtle that has no painor upcoming surgery. I kept making the i.v. pump go off because the ER placed my i.v. in my ac space instead of on my hand. Line Occluded on pt side over and over - no sooner would that get fixed than the bag of fluids was empty or the PCA needed to be changed. More alarms. I think they took my vitals 3 times each shift - so that's more noise.

I get it all I do - I'm a nurse I know what goes on on the other side of the door - Man I am sorry to my patients. They did only bother me when I rang the bell or it was time they had to.

Ok so here's my main reason for this - peeing & wiping. I am not an ambidextrous wiper - I wipe with the right hand. The little tape thing on the end of my finger with it's foot long cord - is attached to my RIGHT index finger. I volunteered to let a student to an i.v. so I could get it out of the ac space - well he missed on the left hand - so the i.v. wound up on top of my RIGHT hand.

So I had to do some fancy acrobatics to just wipe for #1 - I don't even wanna try to think for #2. My God the horror !!!!!!!! After surgery I had to manage to hold onto my little buddy here JP Drain and still maneuver around the Ox sensor and the i.v. -- Don't drop JP he is stitched into your abdomen and that is a strange pulling/hurt from the inside - that's weird feeling.

It was a good experience except for the pain issue - which will get a scathing report. Once I got the PCA I was just as sweet as a lamb - it's very funny when they know I'm an LPN and instead of speaking nurse lingo I speak layman from the street terms. You know their trying to be polite about closing the gown, or saying the "proper" words for stuff - and I'm like you seen one white fat ass you seen em all now come on or i'm gonna tinkle all the way to the toilet. Don't laugh it's a real thing. or I'll say something duh and then turn right around an answer this question or ask this question that super smart nurse would answer/ask and they get confused.

Ohhhhh NTV I almost forgot - I had to fart before I could go home - I made you proud. It had all the classic characteristics of a good fart. My audience would agree by their reaction/faces I did not plan on an audience but the parties present were the ones who asked for the info so I gave it to them first hand.

14 comments posted: Tuesday, September 26th, 2017

Bad dog ...........

Went to another movie tonight - all by myself !!!!

When I got home, the trash can & trash had been strewn all over the living room. In the kitchen there were things that used to be on the counter now on the floor.

Bax & Jax are gated in the mudroom when I leave. Apparently, Leo thinks it's ok to dump the trash everywhere while he roots through what he wants. Pistachio shells EVERYWHERE. Oh and the bag of treats I left on the kitchen counter - empty and torn to shreds. BTW the treat bag was at the BACK of the counter.

He would of had to stand, stretch & reach for the bag, in the process knocking stuff off kitchen counter.

So I'm yelling - picking up stuff - stomping around. All 3 of em run for cover. Leo thinks he is safe & can hide from me in Baxter's kennel .... Baxter is 20lbs - Leo is 80lbs ..... I would have liked to see him get in Jax's kennel he is 8lbs ....

Damn I love this dog though shithead

10 comments posted: Friday, September 22nd, 2017

Oh myname....pumpkins !!!

I thought of you today !!! Hope all is well with you.

It's almost pumpkin time ... I saw this and right away thought of ur amazing pumpkins.

Google ... pumpkin stem as nose

30 comments posted: Monday, September 18th, 2017

KC Chiefs

Seriously .... How can you not love this man ???

I miss the football thread ...

1 comment posted: Sunday, September 17th, 2017

Stacked threads

In NB -

Drunken hoover maneuver


I gave the horse dating advice

4 comments posted: Monday, September 11th, 2017

Jake from state farm .....

OMG !!!!! I love him. I forgot how much I missed having a big dog. He is absolutely wonderful and soooooo well behaved. I'm a sucker for dogs. Lady said she couldn't keep him anymore - her apt is to small. So I brought him home with me - large back yard - and 2 heathen brothers to keep him company. He is about 5-6 yrs I think.

She called him Jake from State Farm - I'm just going with Jake. She said he has papers, I'm not interested in papers. Just want him to be happy.

45 comments posted: Saturday, September 9th, 2017

I'm drinking ....

Bars open - belly on up -

At least 2 tonight

If I didn't have to go to work tomorrow - I might imbibe on 1 or 2 more. I don't leave the house - no worries - and it is not an everyday thing hell an every week thing even.

But fuck today ok !!!! Just fuck IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm SOCO and diet dr. pepper and you ....

11 comments posted: Wednesday, September 6th, 2017


Anyone else?!?!

WTF am I wide awake....

18 comments posted: Wednesday, September 6th, 2017

Menzzzz thread

Apparently they throw temper tantrums when you post in their thread. We already know all the secrets we are the reason you have them. We really don't need to read about them we created them.

NOT wine coolers it's SANGRIA

I got my big scary pm this morning. First time ever

All that and none of you posted... Hmpf

1 comment posted: Thursday, August 17th, 2017

Dogs !!!!!!!

Or monkeys, gerbils, grasshoppers whatever you got .... (if we could limit the spiders to tiny pics, that'd be great. Tax time is a ways off and I can't afford a new laptop if I toss this across the yard)

meet my 2 -



12 comments posted: Thursday, August 17th, 2017

Possible g2g in....

Florida!!!! I'll b there the first week in Dec. 2017. Around the Weston area which is a burb of Fort Lauderdale I think.

Any takers?? I'll only be there from late Dec. 3 to way early Dec. 6.

Maybe meet for a dinner somewhere?? I'll be visiting my aunt/uncle who I haven't seen in 20+ yrs.

I would love to g2g for a dinner and drinks with those of you available!!!!

0 comment posted: Wednesday, August 16th, 2017

favor to ask

It is non-A related - so a breather I hope anyway for you all.

In fun & games I have a thread about Back the blue I would appreciate any ideas.

Thank you.

47 comments posted: Wednesday, August 16th, 2017

drunk pm'imng

yes that's me i am driunk pm'img i'm sorry in afvance

prtobab;ly later

hope not but all i had wasd a bagle ooday

19 comments posted: Monday, August 14th, 2017

Just look ........

Sorry I had to share - I'm still laughing at this

7 comments posted: Sunday, August 13th, 2017

My new video thread ... post em here ...

so I lost my first thread ... and then I lost my second thread ... maybe I won't loose my third thread ....

anyway this is an amazing story I was crying through the whole thing ... what an instant radical change you see in this man ... immediately

Brought up so many memories of my Maw-maw and ... sigh ... just watch it ...

and post your videos ... any funny, smart, sad, happy, music, animals, whatever post em ....

161 comments posted: Saturday, April 7th, 2012

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