This one's pretty easy. All you have to do is sign up here, and recite the following oath. Print it off and fold it up to put it in your wallet if you need to. Pick a badass theme song if it helps. But most importantly - remember who you fucking are.
All are welcome, but badasses only need apply
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I <<< insert name >>> do solemnly swear to be an absolute badass and to honour the strength that lies hidden within me. I pledge to live life on my own terms and to channel that power with authenticity and purpose.
I promise to face challenges and adversity head on and with unrelenting courage. For I am a fighter who understands that through every trial I have the opportunity for growth and my own betterment. I will not be beaten, but rather emerge stronger every time. I will not be defined by my setbacks, but in how I rise to meet them.
I will respect and love myself, knowing that my worth can only be determined by me and the choices I make. I will embrace my individuality and my genuine self, for my confidence shines from within. And I am a fucking force.
I will stand up for truth, for courage, and for love. I will be a beacon of wisdom, of compassion, and of integrity. I will do what is right and advocate for what is best. I will work tirelessly to protect what is important to me. I will be steadfast to those I hold dear, and to those that need my help in their darkest hour. I will help them find their inner badass.
I promise to live passionately, cherishing every moment, and making every day count. I will live with purpose, making the most out of every opportunity.
And when all has subsided, I promise to never forget the true badass that lies within me. That when the call next falls upon me, that though my badass may sleep, it lies ever ready.
With unwavering determination, I take this oath to be an absolute badass, and I will stay true to myself and my values.