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JSS1227 posted 5/24/2019 15:59 PM

I never loved her
Of course I never brought her to our house!
She was a fling, you are my life
I was never going to leave you
I never stopped loving you
I don’t even remember what the sex was like

BetrayedPR77 posted 5/24/2019 16:07 PM

There was no malice in my heart
I never wanted to hurt you

Justsomeguy posted 5/24/2019 16:08 PM

You guys are killing it!

onthefence123 posted 5/24/2019 16:09 PM

I need some time to figure out what I want.

I'll never do it again.

[This message edited by onthefence123 at 4:20 PM, May 24th (Friday)]

ChamomileTea posted 5/24/2019 16:11 PM

I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
You'd like her if you met her.
But her husband is abusive!

Odonna posted 5/24/2019 16:19 PM

“How DARE you snoop!”

DebraVation posted 5/24/2019 16:24 PM

I didn't think you'd mind.

I honestly thought you knew.

It was only sex.

You can't just throw away x amount of years over this!

Zamboni posted 5/24/2019 16:35 PM

“It was just sex.”

“She literally meant nothing to me.”

“I swear I haven’t seen her in months or spoken to her.”

“It’s not like I was going to leave you.”

“I like having sex with other women. That doesn’t make me a bad person.”

“I swear I never spent a dime on her.”

“It really wasn’t like that. You have imagined it to be something it wasn’t.”

“Yes, I took an Uber to the brothel in Sydney, but I changed my mind as soon as I got there.”

“When is the interrogation going to stop? Or are you just going to punish me forever?”

“If you made a spreadsheet there would still be more positives on my side.”

[This message edited by Zamboni at 4:36 PM, May 24th (Friday)]

Starzen posted 5/24/2019 16:55 PM

"I don't know" x one million

"I was never going to leave you"

"I don't love her"

"I was in an accident and fractured my ribs and had an embolism" (his first excuse to her to break it off)

"I was in a head on collision" (one attempt to, idk, get me back?)

"I don't know what's wrong with me"


"I'm not reading any site. Those people don't know me"

"That's not what this even about". (A good answer for just about anything I'd ask trying to understand)

SisterMilkshake posted 5/24/2019 17:10 PM

I suggest this picture for the middle Free Square. I got the "deer in headlights" look from my FWH pretty much every time I asked him a question about his LTA.

[This message edited by SisterMilkshake at 5:13 PM, May 24th (Friday)]

Starzen posted 5/24/2019 17:25 PM

lol. Perfect for middle square.

Odonna posted 5/24/2019 17:26 PM

Oh SMS! That is the perfect center square! The OP seriously could sell these bingo cards!

Quill posted 5/24/2019 17:33 PM

Amazing how they all say the same things. Especially the I only live you remark. That one gets to me. Funny I figure not cheating as a sign of love.

gmc94 posted 5/24/2019 17:35 PM

Love the thread and the middle square.

Looks like most of the bases have been covered...

"that's not how I remember it" (WH just said it again last night)

"as far as I recall"

"I told you I was sorry"

"It wasn't like that"

"sleeping with a prostitute would be wrong"

BetterTimesAhead posted 5/24/2019 17:59 PM

The last thing I wanted to do was hurt you

It was never my intention to hurt you

Why do you have to call her a skank?

She's a good person. You don't know her.

You don't know what you'd do if you were in the same situation.

It was the perfect storm.

onthefence123 posted 5/24/2019 18:00 PM


Marz posted 5/24/2019 18:04 PM

I used 4 condoms at once honey

Easter posted 5/24/2019 18:04 PM

When are we going to talk about all of the things YOU did

It was just sex, not an affair!

I felt like I was just a wallet to you.

My therapist told me not to tell you any details.

ramius posted 5/24/2019 18:31 PM

I have FOO issues.

The devil made me do it.

And the perennial favorite...he complimented me.

Adaira posted 5/24/2019 20:34 PM

For real laughed out loud at the middle square suggestion.

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