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jrc1963 ( Member #26531) posted at 10:09 PM on Tuesday, February 19th, 2019

Just here to kill this thread

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Notthevictem ( Member #44389) posted at 2:18 AM on Wednesday, February 20th, 2019

No! You cannot take my title! There can only be one!! ((Queue lighting sword))

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LetItRain ( Member #63932) posted at 2:42 AM on Wednesday, February 20th, 2019

Who wants...to live...

F o r e v e r

Sorry...had to.

Thread killing should have music in the background. No?

[This message edited by LetItRain at 8:43 PM, February 19th (Tuesday)]

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Greeneyesbluezy ( Member #58158) posted at 3:05 AM on Wednesday, February 20th, 2019

Congratulations, Chili!!

You’ve just created the thread that will never die 💀

Because, amongst a band of admitted thread killers, we feel sorry for our fellow thread killer who is the last to post. So, we post again with poor humor or fart jokes so that our friends will not ever again be a thread killer!!

Kinda devious, Ms. Chili

Stop right there, I already don't give a fuck.

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Notthevictem ( Member #44389) posted at 11:11 AM on Wednesday, February 20th, 2019

Why are you lumping fart jokes in with poor humor!?!?!

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DragnHeart ( Member #32122) posted at 7:13 PM on Wednesday, February 20th, 2019

I'd kill the thread with my pet tarantula pic but she won't come out of her cave...

Me: BS 44 nowWH: 35 almost 36 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons.Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that.Full disclosure March 8th 2019 four AP's.

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tushnurse ( Member #21101) posted at 7:19 PM on Wednesday, February 20th, 2019

Bigger - Do you believe the disrespect on this thread. I mean you tried to shut this thing down several pages ago, now NTV is involved so it has devolved into fart jokes, and he somehow believes he can close it down.

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Notthevictem ( Member #44389) posted at 8:40 PM on Wednesday, February 20th, 2019

Dragonheart, "tarantula" is a great name for a fart! Really inspiring how descriptive it is.

Tush... it's okay. It really is. Bigger went for a swift kill and missed so he's lurking like a ninja alligator waiting for the perfect moment.

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 Chili (original poster Member #35503) posted at 12:18 AM on Thursday, February 21st, 2019

Kinda devious, Ms. Chili

Chili laughs maniacally...

2012 pretty much sucked.
Things no longer suck.
Loving flying solo with the co-pilot chili dog.
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CaptainRogers ( Member #57127) posted at 12:23 AM on Thursday, February 21st, 2019

🎶 This is the thread that will not end...

It just goes on and on my friend...

[This message edited by CaptainRogers at 6:24 PM, February 20th (Wednesday)]

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DragnHeart ( Member #32122) posted at 1:01 AM on Thursday, February 21st, 2019

Dragonheart, "tarantula" is a great name for a fart! Really inspiring how descriptive it is.

Ummm how exactly does a tarantula fit any sort of fart description?

Tarantulas have eight legs, are hairy, large and have large fangs. Farts, to my knowledge have none of that...

I guess if the fart instills fear like tarantulas do...Maybe. but I haven't experienced a fart that scary yet.

(No NTV that's not a challenge lol)

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DragnHeart ( Member #32122) posted at 1:05 AM on Thursday, February 21st, 2019

One the topic of eight legged things...

It's One Octopus.

But is it... many Octopuses or Octopie? Hahahaha.

It's octopuses. That's just fun to say!

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Tallgirl ( Member #64088) posted at 2:53 AM on Thursday, February 21st, 2019

Dragnheart, Farts are so like tarantula's - if you had boys you would understand the silent killers that move slowly and lethally.

Boys like to sit on you, while releasing their tarantula farts.

It's freaking freezing rain again. I hate falling on my ass out there.

I ate octopus last year in Portugal. Turned it over, looked like it had balls. Didn't eat those.

Legally separated, one more step.

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Notthevictem ( Member #44389) posted at 3:01 AM on Thursday, February 21st, 2019

Interesting that your mind goes straight to octopus balls....

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 Chili (original poster Member #35503) posted at 3:12 AM on Thursday, February 21st, 2019

octopus balls

Is that your pet nickname for Bigger NTV?

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Superesse ( Member #60731) posted at 3:51 AM on Thursday, February 21st, 2019

Captain Rogers, were you channelling Jim Morrison? Cause thanks.....what a flashback.....

NTV, you must have gone to grade school with my younger brother, all his "cut-up" buddies thought it was sooo funny to "let S.B.D.s" in class. That would be Silent, But Deadly...farts....there, I said the word.... 😞

Ha, more flashbacks....

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Cephastion ( Member #51990) posted at 3:58 AM on Thursday, February 21st, 2019

I'd kill the thread with my pet tarantula pic but she won't come out of her cave...

You're DragnHeart (you've got the namesake of a dragon), and you have snakes and lizards and so many other critters that all love "caves".

And yet you yourself do not...

Are you therefore living vicariously through your exotic pets or (ETA:) is it more like secretly admiring their courage to happily do what you would rather just not have to do yourself?

That's how I am about birds around here going after wasps, hornets, ticks and certain other unpleasant roadkill and pests.

I admire their ability to enjoy doing what I would absolutely loathe in terms of diet and digestibility and seeing those things as delicacies to be preyed upon and made use of instead of nasties that should be avoided and thrown away or burned.

[This message edited by Cephastion at 4:18 AM, February 21st (Thursday)]

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DragnHeart ( Member #32122) posted at 3:55 PM on Thursday, February 21st, 2019

Well MY tarantula isn't slow by any means. I can crack open the door to her enclosure to put in some superworms or crickets and she's already got a leg or two out ready to pounce!

Octopuses don't have "balls" like mammals do. But interesting fact, or so I have read, a male octopus can tear off his penis and throw it at the female, then grow a new one. The ultimate F you I guess.

Ummmmm No! As much as many of my pets enjoy their caves and dragons might too, I do not. Already had that conversation somewhere on here lol. Watch any movie involving caves and it always ends badly!

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DragnHeart ( Member #32122) posted at 3:55 PM on Thursday, February 21st, 2019

Well MY tarantula isn't slow by any means. I can crack open the door to her enclosure to put in some superworms or crickets and she's already got a leg or two out ready to pounce!

Octopuses don't have "balls" like mammals do. But interesting fact, or so I have read, a male octopus can tear off his penis and throw it at the female, then grow a new one. The ultimate F you I guess.

Ummmmm No! As much as many of my pets enjoy their caves and dragons might too, I do not. Already had that conversation somewhere on here lol. Watch any movie involving caves and it always ends badly!

Me: BS 44 nowWH: 35 almost 36 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons.Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that.Full disclosure March 8th 2019 four AP's.

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jrc1963 ( Member #26531) posted at 12:35 AM on Friday, February 22nd, 2019

Hi

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