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Plan C, I would have made a YouTube clip, but the frame in YouTube is not large enough for a photo of my Johnson.

Rrrrrim-shot!

Actually, my experience pre-dates YouTube by at least a decade.

I pedaled my 1,000th mile in 2018 on Monday. That's 2 years in a row, but I did it a month earlier this year, so I hope to break 1,100. If I do, I fear I won't know, since my 'puter bounced out of it's holder without my noticing on Monday's ride.

I've gotten stronger and faster through the year. In 2019, I may get up to the speeds I rode at 30 years ago, if my body holds out.

Time for a new bike computer. The one I'm looking at is maybe $110 from the US on ebay, and $32 from China, also ebay. Not an easy choice.

I really want to get on my trainer when it gets too cold to ride. Man, if I can start 2019 with 25 mile rides, and if my knee holds up, and if I can avoid saddle sores, I might ride 2,000 miles next year....

Time for a new bike computer. The one I'm looking at is maybe $110 from the US on ebay, and $32 from China, also ebay. Not an easy choice.

Do you have a smart phone? Why not just download an app like "Map My Fitness?" It's free.

[This message edited by WornDown at 12:00 PM, October 10th (Wednesday)]

My xWLTGF, during the "peak" of our relationship, made a plaster cast of my Johnson.

I've managed around 1,000 miles most years since about 2010. I live in an area with a harsh winter, so those miles have to be squeezed into the period roughly April - September (sometimes October).

Okay, fellas, enough is enough. Let's talk about guy stuff. My xWLTGF, during the "peak" of our relationship, made a plaster cast of my Johnson

Ok I have to ask . . .What was the purpose of said finished product ? Um, I mean, the real version is right there. Was it for aesthetic reasons? Or was it used for more "practical" applications.

I am asking, "for a friend," . . .

It was for aesthetic reasons. It's plaster. Subject to dissolving in the presence of moisture. Not useful for practical applications.

To me, the weird thing was that she dumped me for another man, but insisted on keeping it as an object d'art on her headboard.

To me, the weird thing was that she dumped me for another man, but insisted on keeping it as an object d'art on her headboard.

Yeah that girl has some issues . . .can't imagine another guy being ok with that. Oh well she is not your problem anymore, right ?

Butforthefrace, that was the single most impressive (and disturbing) change of subjects I've ever encountered. That post deserves to be plaster casted!

yeah....so I read...or maybe saw a video....anyway, not important. The porn industry makes casts of certain porn stars' privates, then make and sells rubber molds of them as sex toys.

Butforthegrace, you better go put a patent on your penis.

Oh well she is not your problem anymore, right ?

Totally not my problem. Ain't spoken to her in very many years. To my knowledge, her thing with the dude she dumped me for didn't last long.

I've thought from time to time how weird it would be to get into a woman's bed for the first time and encounter a cast of a former man's actual Johnson, on her headboard.

you better go put a patent on your penis.

Patting your penis is not something ya gotta really encourage folks to do...

Butforthefrace, that was the single most impressive (and disturbing) change of subjects I've ever encountered. That post deserves to be plaster casted!

Seconded.

That was epic and truly something to behold. Not unlike your I’m-certain-very-impressive Johnson.

So happy to see the Menz thread off of 'that other topic'.

Although I'm not sure the 'plaster' topic is any better! lol...

So I went up to Penn State to see the Ohio State game with my friend and his wife. While the game wasn't what everyone wanted (and thus no big party after the game), my pal and I did go shooting clays the next morning with a local that we met up there. (They had an open shoot that he was helping set up) What a good day. Walking around shooting guns and bullshitting with some good guys.

Anybody else shoot?

Sorry Menz, just catching up. Was busy making a plaster cast of my "gun" while biking around college football games simultaneously farting Lee Greenwood. Did I miss anything?

Did I miss anything?

Couple of dick jokes, stats on some new drink, the usual.

Anybody else shoot?

I like it enough that I built a steel target range on my back forty.

This should not be confused with being a particularly *skilled* shooter, just an indication that I enjoy it.

It's not an enormous range. I can only stretch it out a bit past 100 meters due to the lay of my land. (I've got a field that slopes down gently into a ravine that provides a natural 25-foot backstop. I'd have to take out a stand of trees to back it up farther than that.) But I don't bench and I like to shoot offhand using iron sights, so at my age and eyesight, 100 yards is about the maximum extent of the gear nature has left me with.

On a related note: because my family wasn't really into firearms when I was growing up, I missed the normal 12th birthday when a boy gets is first 10/22. I remedied that recently ('cuz everybody should own a 10/22). I'm usually a bolt gun guy, but, man, a little semi-auto .22 where you don't have to feel guilty about how much you're spending every time you fill up the magazine is maybe more fun than a grown man should be allowed to have.

Interesting bit of a conversation with the wife today. Every so often I bring up the idea of whether she is really happy and if she really wants to be married. Today she laughed and basically told me, "look, if I didn't want to be here I wouldn't.' I said, maybe you just feel comfortable with the situation and don't want to be alone. She basically laughed and said," Don't think I am being full of myself but we both know I wouldn't be alone." I thought, yea she is right because she is basically a 15 on a bad day. At that point I just said, ok and it ended. For some reason it made me feel better.

Can't read my phone on a sunny day. I could keep it in my pocket and look at the data after my ride, but I need some real-time feedback. Without it, I drive my heart rate too high and have to stop and rest.

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Plaster - it's been done. Cynthia and Diane did casts of the rock stars in the 1960s.

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copyright issue: Who owns the copyright on casts of private parts? It doesn't take much creativity, so it shouldn't go to the caster, but it probably does.

I'm usually a bolt gun guy, but, man, a little semi-auto .22 where you don't have to feel guilty about how much you're spending every time you fill up the magazine is maybe more fun than a grown man should be allowed to have.

You are so right! I had to wait until I was 18 to buy my first 10/22. I had so much fun with it. I have very fond memories of heading out to the desert for friendly competitions with my friends. We would set up bowling pins at various distances and shoot for bragging rights on the farthest out.