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SI quote thread- Vol 14

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oldtimer97 posted 12/10/2015 17:51 PM

The ever-witty Sistermilkshake on the oft repeated theme of the affairing down of AP & the common visual results:

Upon finding what appears to be the OW, after a months long scouring of the internet, she calls him to face the computer screen:

He came and looked. Was totally blindsided and turned a ghastly shade of white. He choked out the words "Yes, and hasn't aged well!"

Me: Oh, fuck. We are in a lot of trouble.

Him: Why? What do you mean?

Me: Well, apparently you'll fuck anything!

sparkysable posted 12/20/2015 09:52 AM

From TrustGone

I was tired of living with the elephant sitting on our rug swept rug.

GabyBaby posted 12/22/2015 16:42 PM

From Nekorb:

Her DS re the OW:

DS said: If "down" is a step, dad just fell down a whole fucking flight of stairs.

caregiver9000 posted 12/29/2015 12:57 PM

leeoob's explanation for understanding brokenness

You have two systems in you. An emotional and a logic one. You are trying to use your logic-system to understand something that was done with an (broken) emotional-system. You will never make any logical sense of out that.

MakingMyFuture posted 1/10/2016 16:43 PM

Background: Neverwudaguessed made a common mistake (threat 'well that's why you don't go look at the APs Facebook Page' in General). OWs post about 'lost love' was so pathetic and embarrassing that most of us couldn't even finish it.

Notthevictim summed it up perfectly...

"Damn... that's kind of like being at the zoo and seeing a monkey take a s***."

MakingMyFuture posted 1/15/2016 03:31 AM

OutoftheDeep in New Beginnings: PSA for men on OLD (Online Dating)

"Please don't mention your cxck within in the first 4 messages to me. In fact, please don't mention your cxck at all"

it's much funnier without the x in the middle...but thought I would swap it in since this list may live for years to come!

Walloped posted 1/22/2016 09:35 AM

I'm sorry, but I had to add this one.

From the JFO thread "Anyone surprised at how the OP looked?" DistressedMess said:

When he told me who she was, I remembered what Princess Leia said to Han Solo when she first saw the Millennium Falcon -
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"

Notthevictem posted 1/29/2016 09:09 AM

Funnelcakes on TT in General:

In our case, I'd say it's been a case of low-grade shitweaseliness combined with an outbreak of minimization, a spike in blameshifting, with episodes of situational amnesia, bizarre word salad cheater aphasia, and delusions that Herr Funnelcakes could somehow manage the message after the cat got out the bag.

Threnody posted 2/2/2016 18:11 PM

Jeez, ya slap up a thread and the come back to find it's inhabited by pool-size margaritas, a pool table, more than a whiff of beans, some bizarre desert tribe emerging mirage-like from the shimmering horizon, and Skan's rack. I love this place.

funnelcakes in General. I think I've found my spirit twin.

IrishGirlVA posted 2/4/2016 11:22 AM

Not necessarily a quote but rather a question in OT asked by Notthevictem.

If I wanted to color my nipples green, what's the best way to do it?

This had to be memorialized somewhere and this was the best place I could think of.

For those who are interested...

A sharpie.

A sharpie is the best way to color your nips.

funnelcakes posted 2/12/2016 23:40 PM

I just saw these. Y'all are some feisty folks. Threnody, we can be spirit twins.

Aubrie posted 2/26/2016 11:15 AM

Freedom is only a door knob away if you can't handle it.
Floridaredman in WS

FaithFool posted 3/3/2016 22:32 PM

Her WH continues to be a genital.

HFSSC pdate on Dragnheart in Off Topic.

[This message edited by FaithFool at 10:32 PM, March 3rd (Thursday)]

authenticnow posted 3/17/2016 15:23 PM

Imagoodwitch with some of the best advice I've read on here:

Do not sign anything or tattoo anything.

onlytime posted 3/18/2016 08:24 AM

HT in the Menz thread

on thinking too much on pro-/anti- biases on SI

I prescribe myself an 800 mg fucking chill pill and wash it down with a big old glass of what the fuck do I know anyway.

Carealot posted 3/19/2016 00:28 AM

Thanks to all for posting these Lovelies.
Makes me smile.

Threnody posted 3/25/2016 12:58 PM

ceilingfanswitch got an email from his XW, complaining about how she's in financial distress:

Of course I responded by crickets chirping. I almost sent an email with only the text "unsubscribe" but instead I just ignored her.

CFS is my new snarkhero.

trophywife411 posted 4/11/2016 12:09 PM

I think you just checked in to the Year Two What the Fuck Hotel. And just like another famous hotel, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. This shit is with you forever. Welcome.

Gold from Rebreather in Recon

Sadlady14 posted 4/17/2016 01:18 AM

Love them. Lots of wisdom here.

sassylee posted 5/6/2016 18:56 PM

Next time tell him that honesty does not equal amnesty. The point of requiring honesty when reconciling is to get the full unvarnished truth about the past damage, not a hall pass to create more!

Wisdom shared by SkepticallyStuck - in response to a situation where a WH confessed to breaking NC and was upset that the BW was pissed about it because he was demonstrating honesty...

[This message edited by sassylee at 6:57 PM, May 6th (Friday)]

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