influx ( member #13092) posted at 11:19 PM on Monday, February 19th, 2007
Thanks for making my day!
How's it going now?
Me: BW
Him: WH
In R, doing good as far as I can tell.
But, that's just me...
You just gotta BELIEVE
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug...
stillhurting1 ( member #13564) posted at 12:58 AM on Saturday, February 24th, 2007
OMG... I LOVE This post.
I havent laughed so much in one day....well, in a long time.
Me:36 BS
Him: 35 WS
2 kids: age 4 and 20 months
#3 due March 09
Finally had it. I want a D!!
How could I have lived with a liar and not known...
hardtimesinlife ( member #10468) posted at 5:41 PM on Friday, March 23rd, 2007
Bumping for some much needed humor
Ddays 2004 & 2007
I cut my losses mid 2013
Feeling happier every day :)
okaynow ( member #13813) posted at 2:14 AM on Saturday, March 24th, 2007
Thanks for the best laugh I've had in ages! I really need it today! 
Married 18 yrs, together 25+.
D-day: 2/18/07.
1 child
The story doesn't really matter anymore. Time is a great healer. Life is good.
k9lover1 ( member #8531) posted at 6:33 PM on Saturday, March 24th, 2007
I bumped the boat vs bus thread in JFO. It is sooo funny
D-Day was 10/9/05
He promised NC. He lied. After 4 chances, I kicked him out 1/05/06.
Since then I have survived cancer surgery and a heart attack.
Now he's sorry, but it's too late. He died an alcoholic on 9/5/17.
confused girl ( member #10649) posted at 1:13 AM on Wednesday, April 4th, 2007
Bump, so we don't lose this thread!
not_a_martyr ( member #9518) posted at 3:41 AM on Wednesday, April 4th, 2007
I love this! A bit embarrased to admit it took me 2 pages to realize this was penned 2 yrs ago, but hey, I did get it eventually. LOL
Whatever happened to Lucy & Ricky? I hope things worked out well for her & the kiddos.
okaynow ( member #13813) posted at 2:15 AM on Friday, April 20th, 2007
Married 18 yrs, together 25+.
D-day: 2/18/07.
1 child
The story doesn't really matter anymore. Time is a great healer. Life is good.
tilita ( member #9175) posted at 2:00 PM on Sunday, April 22nd, 2007
This made my day. I had been since i read this. Sorry but this is really funny!
wildbananas ( member #10552) posted at 3:00 PM on Sunday, April 22nd, 2007
OMG, I remember this one!
Thanks for the bump and the hysterical blast from the past.
Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan
confused girl ( member #10649) posted at 5:14 AM on Thursday, June 14th, 2007
erh12275 ( member #14869) posted at 11:21 PM on Thursday, June 14th, 2007
This has got to be the funniest thread I have EVER read...thank you so much for making me lol.
Me-BS-37
Him-WS-32
3 girls 11/9/7
Married 11 years
D-day Thanksgiving 2006
-Never lie to anyone smarter than yourself.-
egirl ( member #1865) posted at 11:59 PM on Thursday, June 14th, 2007
Definitely one of the best on this board! I still laugh when I see it!
Thanks.
Lori
Life is too damn short to waste in on a sociopath cheater! There really are some nice guys out there, but after what you've gone through (after all, you are a member of this site, right?) they might seem a little boring at first. UPDATE! Wait,
feelinginthedark ( member #10933) posted at 9:53 AM on Friday, June 15th, 2007
Just in case someone really gets in trouble start a thread with excuses why you would have arecorder in the car. Of course "It's not mine" but also "I was just trying to determine what music you like recently because i was going to buy you some music and didnt know what you would like the best" or "that was from a long time ago (if you got caught before and "You must have run over a pretty big bug to knock that back on" (Use some old tape to make it look like it was from a long time ago
metamorphisis ( member #12041) posted at 4:26 PM on Saturday, August 18th, 2007
Bumping because this thread is HILARIOUS
Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.
shambles07 ( member #14217) posted at 4:47 PM on Saturday, August 18th, 2007
I so hard I 
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Crossbow ( member #15224) posted at 7:02 AM on Sunday, August 19th, 2007
OMG this is the most hilarious thread I have read in awhile! I was laughing so hard I was wheezing, and FWW was looking at me kinda concerned.
HILARIOUS!
I love the idea of saying, "Dammit, I must still have the BOMB in my purse!"
That'll learn him!
What a great thread! Thanks for the laughs!
DDay 7/4/07 found out about online/sexting EA with OM
DDay 7/25/07 found out about OW
In R
2 DSs, ages 11 & 9
DD, 4
AnnieOakley ( member #13332) posted at 1:29 AM on Monday, September 3rd, 2007
Me= BSHim=xWH (did the work & became the man I always thought he was, but it was too late)M=23+,T=27+dday=7/06, 8/09 (pics at a work function), 11/09 VAR, 6/12 Sep'd, 10/14 Divorced."If you are going through hell, keep going."
Repentful ( member #15538) posted at 3:43 AM on Monday, September 3rd, 2007
This is absolutely freaking hilarious!
decievedone ( member #14034) posted at 6:20 PM on Monday, September 3rd, 2007
I just found this thead today and I Laughed my butt off. I think it is only fair that D&C come back in and update us on all that has happened since her original post. Come on....... Don't leave us all hanging like this.....
Pleeeeeeeeeeese??
BS(Me)-57
WS(Him)-48
D-Day 3/15/07
Together 18 years; Married 17
