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OurLifeBack ( member #10620) posted at 4:50 AM on Wednesday, July 12th, 2006

bump

Me: BS 50 Him: WS 46 Married 15 years / Together 19
DDay: 4/28/06 & many more after that -- there are still a lot of blanks & I dread the telling
01/28/08 - renewed EA with OW. SA confirmed. Taking a time out.
06/13/08 - discovered EA with OW#2.

posts: 1141   ·   registered: May. 8th, 2006   ·   location: Florida / Chicago - Whatever!
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wantmore ( member #5939) posted at 11:11 PM on Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

bump

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Of course it helps to know you *have* enemies.

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CajunWoman ( member #9546) posted at 3:56 AM on Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

OK, time for the commercial:

Price of Recorder $80

Price of Tape $15

Price of strip of Duct tape .30

Look on his face when the "Bomb" fell into his lap and he nearly shit his pants - PRICELESS -

This was so frickin hilariouse I had to add the commercial as requested.

Take care and God Bless D&C.

[This message edited by CajunWoman at 10:02 PM, August 15th (Tuesday)]

Me: FBS 40
Him: FWH 40
Dday: 9/23/2005, Married: 20 years
Two Kids: S-20, D-14
GD: 7 months
Remember, If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

Heading back to R! Hope this time's a keeper.

posts: 598   ·   registered: Jan. 27th, 2006   ·   location: Florida
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getnbetter ( member #9752) posted at 6:06 AM on Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

I loved this thread too. I remember when you first started it, I just died. Thanks.

Another great one, I don't know where it is though. Maybe someone will remember. It is called "The karma boat". If anyone could find it, you will just die. I hope someone can find it, I will look for a bit.

Me: BS37
Him:WH46
6 Wonderful Children

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Lillithmara88@cs ( member #776) posted at 12:02 AM on Thursday, August 17th, 2006

Cannot stop laughing.....

Just because the universe smiles on you today doesn't mean it won't kick your tailfeathers tomorrow.

posts: 3811   ·   registered: Dec. 7th, 2002   ·   location: Washington(the state)
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wildbananas ( member #10552) posted at 7:15 AM on Thursday, August 17th, 2006

OMG, I just got here and started reading... I'm laughing so hard I'm crying...

Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

posts: 16592   ·   registered: May. 1st, 2006   ·   location: Somewhere
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Doinmybest ( member #4982) posted at 11:23 PM on Sunday, September 3rd, 2006

OMG,

I laughed so hard, this is so funny, just had to bump for all those having a rough time this week end.

You all absolutely rock !!!!!

posts: 610   ·   registered: Jul. 20th, 2004   ·   location: moving on nicely
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teacheribe ( member #10376) posted at 7:38 PM on Monday, September 4th, 2006

BS me 53
FWH 57
Married for 32 years
Live for today.

posts: 1709   ·   registered: Apr. 12th, 2006   ·   location: Virginia
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FinallyHappy ( member #308) posted at 7:33 PM on Friday, September 29th, 2006

Just in case anyone needs a laugh today.

Lord, I laughed just as hard this time as I did the first 50 times I read it.

"Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none." ~Ben~

posts: 7670   ·   registered: Jul. 15th, 2002   ·   location: WI
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rachiem ( member #9925) posted at 3:19 AM on Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

Bumping this up just because everyone needs to laugh sometimes!

It's ok to not be fine sometimes.

posts: 933   ·   registered: Mar. 1st, 2006   ·   location: Idaho
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flipper ( member #12425) posted at 11:19 PM on Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

Thanks for the bump!

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. It will keep a smile on my face for hours.

Me: 40
FWH: 40
married 17 years - no kids
DD: 14th Oct 2006
DD2: 18th Feb 2007 - Full details disclosed

Both giving our best to R.

posts: 311   ·   registered: Oct. 24th, 2006   ·   location: Australia
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takenoprisoners ( member #12485) posted at 3:05 PM on Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Admit to nothing and suggest that he hires a PI to see who is bugging his car. Insist on it!

He will then jump to conclusion #2...OW is bugging him!!

And make sure to tell him that you saw on the net somewhere that bombs are often disguised as cell phones, recorders, etc.

Women think men are stupid. Men think women are crazy...and they are! We drive them there with our stupidity! - George Carlin


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takenoprisoners ( member #12485) posted at 3:23 PM on Thursday, February 15th, 2007

OMG Basic!!! You're killing me. I am just getting over the flu and laughing like a loon is causing me to cough up a lung here!! I love the alarm clock thing!! Makes me wish the bastard still lived here!

Something funny to post about last night but have to regain my composure and go fetch my lung off of the floor first!

Women think men are stupid. Men think women are crazy...and they are! We drive them there with our stupidity! - George Carlin


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takenoprisoners ( member #12485) posted at 3:53 PM on Thursday, February 15th, 2007

I can't get the image of Acme Birdseed Company out of my head here!

Ya know, D&C now you have to construct something that is all wires and circuit boards and a clock and whatnot to plant in his car and for him to discover it. He will manage to have Clem and Billy Bob back outside to inspect what really looks like a bomb in the car. Make sure to have the tape recorder DUCT TAPED under the passenger seat to get the sounds of "HIT THE DIRT" shouted by the dorks in suits. We'll want to hear it!!

This is killing me!!!

Women think men are stupid. Men think women are crazy...and they are! We drive them there with our stupidity! - George Carlin


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takenoprisoners ( member #12485) posted at 4:05 PM on Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Tis better to grow up w/o a father than to grow up with one who is as dumb as a box of rocks!

Guys -- He never erased the tape because he is still not convinced it's not a bomb and is too scared to push buttons on it!

Women think men are stupid. Men think women are crazy...and they are! We drive them there with our stupidity! - George Carlin


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2blind2see ( member #13299) posted at 5:15 PM on Thursday, February 15th, 2007

When Nancy Drew made an ooops

This thread got me through a really shitty day yesterday ROTFLMAO

Thanks this was too good note to self don't buy recorder that looks like a bomb or maybe....

Me:26
WS:28
son:3 daughter:6months
too many d-days too count
False R now it's over
"Ignorance was bliss"

posts: 396   ·   registered: Jan. 16th, 2007   ·   location: Alberta,Canada
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puddles ( member #13324) posted at 4:56 PM on Friday, February 16th, 2007

OMG! This is the funniest thing I have ever read. Totally priceless!!!

Too bad he never ate the spaghetti. I get it! Think Tracy Ulman and Kevin kline in "I love you to death". Now look down...I own a pizzeria....and I live in the area where the true story took place!

Thanks

[This message edited by puddles at 11:01 AM, February 16th (Friday)]

BS (me) 44
WH 42 (LTA:5 years, OW#1)
Married 18 years, together 23
3 beautiful kids
4 Offical D-days (OW#1 6/2004 & 8/2006, OW#2 3/2008 & 6/2008)
FALSE R: Separated (10/30/07)

posts: 826   ·   registered: Jan. 17th, 2007   ·   location: Eastern PA
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sadteacher ( member #13072) posted at 1:58 AM on Saturday, February 17th, 2007

I am seriously laughing my ass off so hard that my abs got the best work out EVER!

...and I have tears streaming down my face.

lol lol lol

The truth sets us free...
BS 33 (me)
WH (SA) 33
Married 9 yrs
secret female validations started 5/99, physical affair #1 11/01, 6 total PA's DDay 9/06, 1/07
Reconciled!! Renewed vows 7/17/07

posts: 335   ·   registered: Dec. 28th, 2006
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feelinginthedark ( member #10933) posted at 2:13 AM on Saturday, February 17th, 2007

Bump

posts: 606   ·   registered: Jun. 7th, 2006
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awife ( member #1014) posted at 4:49 PM on Monday, February 19th, 2007

When are we going to get the latest update?

I haven't laughed so hard in years!!

posts: 548   ·   registered: Jan. 17th, 2003
id 1892006
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