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charlotte ( member #3663) posted at 4:32 PM on Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Bump

posts: 3983   ·   registered: Mar. 4th, 2004   ·   location: Maryland ES
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wildbananas ( member #10552) posted at 5:12 PM on Thursday, December 6th, 2007

An oldie but a goodie!

Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

posts: 16592   ·   registered: May. 1st, 2006   ·   location: Somewhere
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LisaP ( member #15088) posted at 2:27 AM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Thought we all could use a good laugh....

Me BS

Divorced!

~Feel your emotions, but control your behavior~ Unknown

posts: 2200   ·   registered: Jun. 23rd, 2007   ·   location: Oregon
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not_a_martyr ( member #9518) posted at 2:31 AM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

I just love this one!!

me: 40
him: 38
us: in R



posts: 5856   ·   registered: Jan. 24th, 2006   ·   location: Texas
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Bluest Mood ( member #17171) posted at 3:00 AM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

LOL... I remember this one back when it happened!

How is it that even when I go to an entirely different theme park, I still end up on the SAME damned merry-go-round?!

posts: 193   ·   registered: Nov. 26th, 2007
id 2705829
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 3:39 AM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~

"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)

posts: 26209   ·   registered: Sep. 7th, 2005
id 2705959
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burnt_toast ( member #16891) posted at 3:40 AM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

OMG!!!

I may have not gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams

posts: 4996   ·   registered: Nov. 5th, 2007
id 2705960
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Letstalkmoney ( member #17278) posted at 3:48 AM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

I honestly can not remember when I laughed this hard. My cheeks and sides actually hurt...

posts: 263   ·   registered: Dec. 5th, 2007   ·   location: NC
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snowflake ( member #17321) posted at 6:04 AM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

It was so good to laugh!!!!! Haven't done that too much lately.

Me 51
Spouse 49
M 24 years
Road to R is bumpy and outcome is uncertain
Kids 20 and 17

posts: 130   ·   registered: Dec. 8th, 2007
id 2706238
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2getheragain ( member #16992) posted at 3:32 PM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

This one is a classic. Wonder what ever else happened with them.

posts: 283   ·   registered: Nov. 13th, 2007
id 2707040
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father of 4 ( member #5866) posted at 4:07 PM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

anyone know what happened to dazed?

"It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust." -Samuel Johnson

posts: 7816   ·   registered: Nov. 19th, 2004   ·   location: 32°01'22" N 81°06'05" W
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wookiegirl ( member #16284) posted at 4:09 PM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

I read this first last night and again this morning. I thought I was going to pee.

Oh this is priceless.

"I found out that the things that hurt us the most can become the fuel and the catalyst that propel us toward our destiny. It will either make you bitter or it will make you better."-- T.D. Jakes

posts: 2126   ·   registered: Sep. 20th, 2007   ·   location: The Magic Mirror
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JitterbugRag ( member #17294) posted at 12:23 AM on Thursday, January 24th, 2008

I love this story! (And yet . . . every time I think of planting a VAR in my H's car, I remember it. . . .)

Too funny.

posts: 490   ·   registered: Dec. 6th, 2007
id 2708841
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ArmyWife08 ( member #17668) posted at 2:22 AM on Thursday, January 24th, 2008

funniest post...evah!~

posts: 632   ·   registered: Jan. 7th, 2008
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Woman_scorned ( member #13247) posted at 2:24 AM on Thursday, January 24th, 2008

I would of loved to be a fly in the car when it fell onto his lap...

BS

posts: 1422   ·   registered: Jan. 12th, 2007
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faith5 ( member #17784) posted at 5:50 AM on Friday, January 25th, 2008

Im new to this fabulous forum and I am dying...my WH just came in and asked what is so funnY?????!!!!!!!!!!!

this is priceless!

posts: 1656   ·   registered: Jan. 16th, 2008
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okaynow ( member #13813) posted at 5:55 AM on Friday, January 25th, 2008

My favorite thread! The first time I read it I laughed so hard I could hardly catch my breath!

Married 18 yrs, together 25+.
D-day: 2/18/07.
1 child
The story doesn't really matter anymore. Time is a great healer. Life is good.

posts: 2463   ·   registered: Mar. 1st, 2007
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wildbananas ( member #10552) posted at 6:19 AM on Friday, January 25th, 2008

I always love it when this thread resurfaces.

Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

posts: 16592   ·   registered: May. 1st, 2006   ·   location: Somewhere
id 2713235
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k9lover1 ( member #8531) posted at 3:59 AM on Saturday, February 9th, 2008

bump

D-Day was 10/9/05
He promised NC. He lied. After 4 chances, I kicked him out 1/05/06.
Since then I have survived cancer surgery and a heart attack.
Now he's sorry, but it's too late. He died an alcoholic on 9/5/17.

posts: 8165   ·   registered: Oct. 17th, 2005   ·   location: Wisconsin
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gibbonsrose ( member #16280) posted at 4:25 AM on Saturday, February 9th, 2008

OMFG!!! I am laughing so hard... tears are streaming down my cheeks... urine is thisfar from streaming down my leg.

I'm afraid to get up and make it worse. Do I reach for the toilet paper or the tissues first??? Either way I'm screwed...

Me - Befuckled
WH - Limber at limbo *sigh*

posts: 5040   ·   registered: Sep. 20th, 2007   ·   location: mountain transplant
id 2758330
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