ajsmom ( member #17460) posted at 9:31 PM on Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
I had forgotten how funny this was.
AJ's MOM
Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.
"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
____________________________________________
Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
One AMAZING DS - 34
criedalot ( member #12864) posted at 11:12 PM on Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
Me, BS: 39
HIM, WS: 38
Married 13 yrs.
3 Beautiful Children, 13,9 and 11mths.
Breathed Again!! 07/09/2008
Filed for D 08/01/2008 MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Back In Control Of My Life...Life's Too SHORT! :)
"He doesn't give you what you
TXMom ( member #1444) posted at 11:56 PM on Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
How time flies!!! this is 3 years old????
Elecin ( member #16484) posted at 10:49 AM on Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
soheartbroken ( member #19307) posted at 12:32 AM on Friday, July 18th, 2008
OMG...I am so glad someone found this post and bumped. I am laughing so hard over here!
If you don't stand for something, you will fall for everything.
UR_AN_IDIOT ( member #18764) posted at 3:47 AM on Friday, July 18th, 2008
OMG I am dying from laughter.
I do not even speak to WH at this point but I broke 180 just to tell him.
I walked away when I was done and will now resume 180.
Whoever bumped this, thanks a million.
This should be put in the archives under classic.
[This message edited by UR_AN_IDIOT at 9:50 PM, July 17th (Thursday)]
Me: BW 56
FWH: 58
Married 33 years
DD 31 DS 28
Reconciled
Tracer ( member #19721) posted at 4:00 AM on Friday, July 18th, 2008
Thank you Thank you THANK YOU!! I havent laughed this hard sitting at the puter in a long time. Even the FWH was hysterical!
Me (BS) 43 Glockman (FWS) 48
Together for almost 25 years married 22 yrs total 2 children 16 & 18
Renewal of vows 6/17/08
“Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.” Mark Twain
k9lover1 ( member #8531) posted at 2:20 PM on Saturday, August 30th, 2008
D-Day was 10/9/05
He promised NC. He lied. After 4 chances, I kicked him out 1/05/06.
Since then I have survived cancer surgery and a heart attack.
Now he's sorry, but it's too late. He died an alcoholic on 9/5/17.
Momuv4 ( member #17798) posted at 5:17 PM on Sunday, August 31st, 2008
Me: 44,H: 35,Married 1 year
Divorced 07, pregnant right after.
Thought we were in R, wrong!
H still involved with OW 2/08
H said he was committed
3/08 Little Girl Born!
7/08 DUI and found contact with OW
Kicked him out!
Trying to rebuild
HappyMaskOn ( member #18004) posted at 4:03 AM on Monday, September 1st, 2008
He asked my why I hired a PI...I told him did you really want me to follow you all over the place with the kids in the car? How would I explain it to them when I ran you over?
This one cracks me up every time.
[This message edited by HappyMaskOn at 11:16 PM, August 31st (Sunday)]
Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive.
Me BS Him WH Married 1991
Multiple EA/PA's with co-workers over 10yr period
lostmytrust ( member #19801) posted at 4:35 AM on Friday, November 7th, 2008
BS(me) & WH (him) married since 1986
D-Day #1: May '07
D-Day#2: 06/01/08
DDay #3: June 6, 2009
DS, 18; DS, 20
"Your attention and direction determine your destination." Andy Stanley in "The Principle of the Path."
wantmore ( member #5939) posted at 2:34 PM on Monday, December 1st, 2008
Bumping again for the laugh.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Of course it helps to know you *have* enemies.
Elecin ( member #16484) posted at 5:48 PM on Monday, December 1st, 2008
Still love it!
Zolotas ( member #15271) posted at 3:37 AM on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
Almost pee'd myself..thanks for the laugh..but really sorry that the poster was telling it like it was.
Z
gma56 ( member #19595) posted at 6:49 AM on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
Yup one of the best !!
BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.
RedHeadWitchy ( member #19206) posted at 6:54 AM on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
OMG! LOLx100!!!
I love this post!!! Now I'll never get to sleep...
Me 35(BW) Him 37(FWH)
WhorMonica 45 (FOW QVC reject)
M 9ys,
D: 7, S: 3
In R/MC/IC
I thought I was a fool for no-one
Oh baby I'm a fool for you
You're the queen of the superficial
And how long before you tell the truth
~Muse
wildbananas ( member #10552) posted at 6:56 AM on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
I so love it every time this thread resurfaces!
Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan
philly172 ( member #19024) posted at 11:38 AM on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
I have been having a horrid week & after re-reading this post I am in TEARS from laughter.. I loved thid post when I first joined & love it even more today..
I think I might break down & tell WH this one
"Sorry" works when a mistake is made, but not when trust is broken. So in life, make mistakes, but never break trust. Because forgiving is easy, but forgetting & trusting again is sometimes impossible
lookinforward ( member #20577) posted at 3:18 PM on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
LOL...OMG...this is hilarious. I am sure my H would find this funny too, but afraid to share because he might start wearing a flack jacket to work or at a minimum searching his car every morning.
~Without Struggle, There is no Progress
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 5:29 AM on Friday, December 5th, 2008
Laughed so hard my eyes fell out
thank you for bumping....
*snork*
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
