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4myheart ( member #21015) posted at 12:58 AM on Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

ok I must admit I didn't look at the year I thought it was 2008. this makes me laugh. I love that I can laugh about infidelity now.

"Have you ever been so lost.... Known the way and still so lost." Katy Perry

posts: 551   ·   registered: Sep. 11th, 2008   ·   location: I da ho....... no she da ho!!!
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AnnieOakley ( member #13332) posted at 4:17 PM on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009


Me= BSHim=xWH (did the work & became the man I always thought he was, but it was too late)M=23+,T=27+dday=7/06, 8/09 (pics at a work function), 11/09 VAR, 6/12 Sep'd, 10/14 Divorced."If you are going through hell, keep going."

posts: 1684   ·   registered: Jan. 18th, 2007   ·   location: Pacific Time Zone
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Basic_Guy ( member #4396) posted at 4:39 PM on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

LOL...this still makes me laugh...I have this whole "B" movie scene playing in my head about this group of nuts going out to the man's car to check out this thing that the guy thinks maybe a bomb....

Then them standing there looking to the sky for smoke as he goes for a test

Heads up people....if for any reason you think there may be a bomb in your car....don't go for a ride to find the bomb squad or

What a bunch of

Courage does not always come with blinding flashes of light....sometimes you only notice it after it passes...

My patron saint is a-fighting with a ghost
He's always off somewhere when I need him most.

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JJgotrunover ( member #23599) posted at 5:26 PM on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

I know this is an old thread, but damn this is funny stuff. I laughed for over an hour reading all the posts.

not looking to make light of the original post, but comedy relief really hit the spot this morning. I feel better than I have in quite a few days.

Me: BH 41
her: WW 39 EA turned into PA
D-day: 3/23/09
S: 4/3/09
R for 5 years (!)

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hurt08 ( member #23583) posted at 1:27 AM on Monday, May 4th, 2009

Thanks for keeping this bumped, it is an amazing thread!

Married 12/95(separated since 10/08, filed 9/2/09-divorced Nov13/09)

posts: 363   ·   registered: Apr. 11th, 2009   ·   location: a better place
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Hope24 ( member #9344) posted at 1:36 AM on Monday, May 4th, 2009

One of my all-time favorite threads. An SI classic.

She packed up her potential and all she had learned and headed out to change a few things.

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611034life ( member #22671) posted at 5:02 AM on Monday, May 4th, 2009

Ok. When i first read it, I thought it was recent but more than hillarious, all I could do was laugh.

I do have to admit something. Yes I am ready to take it!!!

I was leaving the grocery store and on my sunvisior is a button that says PUSH-pray until something happens. Well i kid you not, it feel in my lap and it freaked me out. I was like what the heck I am the BS why is he spying on me!!! Then when i looked down, I noticed it was the button in my lap. All I could do was laugh as the kids were like mom what is so funny? I said oh nothing just something fell out of the visor and all they could do was laugh with me because I could not stop laughing. I went home and tried to find the post,but of course could not until today. So hillarious!!!

I guess all in all check your sunvisor, you never know what may come falling down!!!! I am laughing just thinking and writing this out.


Seperated: Oct 2008
Jeremiah 29:11-14
God Can!!

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basketcase38017 ( member #23683) posted at 6:13 PM on Friday, May 8th, 2009

I just found this thread last night and I laughed so hard it hurt. I was sitting there by myself on the sofa laughing so hard that if someone came to the door and saw me, they would have probably had me committed.

Thanks, I really needed some humor last night.

PS - I haven't been able to read the entire string yet. Can anyone give me the short version of how Dazed is doing? Is Lucy still up to her tricks, etc? Dazed, you are one funny woman and Basic's posts made an already funny string even funnier.

posts: 63   ·   registered: Apr. 19th, 2009
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hecheated400 ( member #23602) posted at 6:48 PM on Friday, May 8th, 2009


too funny.Thanks for bumping it forward.

WH - 60
BS - 57 me
married 12/26/08
f4D 1/06/09

posts: 63   ·   registered: Apr. 13th, 2009   ·   location: San Diego
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tufenuf ( member #14324) posted at 7:06 PM on Saturday, May 9th, 2009

I hope this thread never gets lost. It's freakin hilarious.

Here again sadly.
DDay 1- 2-23-2007
DDay 2- 10-17-2015

Both dates seared into my memory forever.

posts: 2875   ·   registered: Apr. 21st, 2007   ·   location: Take off eh
id 3832627

snowdrop ( member #23594) posted at 9:53 PM on Saturday, May 9th, 2009

can't ....breathe...laughing..too ..hard...

Me: BW, 38
WH: 37
2 DS
DDays:first one was Feb 09.
Separating, after 18 months of trying to R.

posts: 206   ·   registered: Apr. 12th, 2009   ·   location: UK
id 3832822

Elecin ( member #16484) posted at 11:08 PM on Saturday, May 9th, 2009

Oooooooh man! Still my one of my favorite posts! Now if only someone could find the post about the taser!!!

Omissions are Betrayals

posts: 1959   ·   registered: Oct. 5th, 2007   ·   location: Bergen County, NJ
id 3832893

Elecin ( member #16484) posted at 11:09 PM on Saturday, May 9th, 2009

Oooooooh man! Still my one of my favorite posts! Now if only someone could find the post about the taser!!!

Omissions are Betrayals

posts: 1959   ·   registered: Oct. 5th, 2007   ·   location: Bergen County, NJ
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olixa ( member #23533) posted at 7:39 AM on Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

ok - it is now 2:30am - i am laughing my brains out. it sounded like one of those 911 calls. i can just picture it.


You only fail, if you fail to try.

posts: 85   ·   registered: Apr. 7th, 2009   ·   location: Canada
id 3838009

stayingstrong09 ( member #22550) posted at 4:59 AM on Sunday, May 17th, 2009

Bump! D&C this is great, Basic you're AWESOME!

Married 4 years.
Kids-2 DS- one in heaven and one who's 15 months
Found everything out while I was 7 months pregnant...
NC since March of 08
Our status is confusing- supposedly were in "R", but I just don't know.

posts: 203   ·   registered: Jan. 21st, 2009   ·   location: Alabama
id 3851985

Sad & Alone ( member #10183) posted at 6:31 AM on Sunday, May 17th, 2009

This thread should be pinned so it never gets lost - it's so very funny!

We must learn to regard people less in the light of what they do or omit to do, and more in the light of what they suffer. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer, writer

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. - Robert Quillen, journalist

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kluelesskat ( member #23552) posted at 3:49 AM on Thursday, May 21st, 2009

I'd like to know about the tazer too...sounds interesting

Me - BS
Him - WS
MOW - Ole fatty w 2 others on the side besides mine and her husband

posts: 215   ·   registered: Apr. 8th, 2009   ·   location: Canada Eh
id 3861567

momoftana ( member #17383) posted at 10:59 AM on Monday, May 25th, 2009

I needed a gut-busting laugh this morning, so went looking for this thread. Bumping in case anybody else is having a long night.

posts: 210   ·   registered: Dec. 13th, 2007   ·   location: florida
id 3869772

NeedingGodsHelp ( member #23580) posted at 6:36 AM on Sunday, June 7th, 2009

Just read his after a reference to it in my

"What is WH Hiding in the Garage" post!

Let me just say...

BS: me 33
WH: him 33
Married almost 9 yrs, together (off-and-on) 18.5 years
4 kids: 1 mine & 3 ours
DD#1: 2/12/2009 (EA#1)
DD#2: 2/26/2009 (EA/PA w/ tramp#2 - since July 2008)
Status: D 5/2010, Standing, WH living with OW, D filed 4/28/09)

posts: 440   ·   registered: Apr. 11th, 2009   ·   location: Climbing out of hell...
id 3897509

JustWow ( member #19636) posted at 2:04 AM on Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

I had to bump it, someone asked about hiding a gps, and I just thought of this and started to chuckle.....again!

BW - Reconciling

edited for typos (I always have to!)

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