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ajsmom ( member #17460) posted at 9:31 PM on Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

I had forgotten how funny this was.


Fidelity isn't a's a choice.

"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09

posts: 21424   ·   registered: Dec. 21st, 2007   ·   location: Been Through Hell...On My Way Back
id 3169192

criedalot ( member #12864) posted at 11:12 PM on Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

OMG!!! I better make sure that the one I put in WS truck is secure. Like Duck tape and velcro!!!

Me, BS: 39
HIM, WS: 38
Married 13 yrs.
3 Beautiful Children, 13,9 and 11mths.

Breathed Again!! 07/09/2008
Filed for D 08/01/2008 MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Back In Control Of My Life...Life's Too SHORT! :)

"He doesn't give you what you

posts: 175   ·   registered: Dec. 6th, 2006   ·   location: Northern Georgia
id 3169455

TXMom ( member #1444) posted at 11:56 PM on Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

How time flies!!! this is 3 years old????

posts: 219   ·   registered: May. 12th, 2003
id 3169534

Elecin ( member #16484) posted at 10:49 AM on Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

This one made me laugh when I first came to SI months ago. It still kills me!!!

Omissions are Betrayals

posts: 1959   ·   registered: Oct. 5th, 2007   ·   location: Bergen County, NJ
id 3170360

soheartbroken ( member #19307) posted at 12:32 AM on Friday, July 18th, 2008

OMG...I am so glad someone found this post and bumped. I am laughing so hard over here!

If you don't stand for something, you will fall for everything.

posts: 671   ·   registered: Apr. 28th, 2008   ·   location: Houston
id 3174885

UR_AN_IDIOT ( member #18764) posted at 3:47 AM on Friday, July 18th, 2008

OMG I am dying from laughter.

I do not even speak to WH at this point but I broke 180 just to tell him.

I walked away when I was done and will now resume 180.

Whoever bumped this, thanks a million.

This should be put in the archives under classic.

[This message edited by UR_AN_IDIOT at 9:50 PM, July 17th (Thursday)]

Me: BW 51
FWH: 52
Married 28 years
DD 26 DS 24
Reconciled 110%

posts: 12737   ·   registered: Mar. 23rd, 2008   ·   location: PA
id 3175324

Tracer ( member #19721) posted at 4:00 AM on Friday, July 18th, 2008

Thank you Thank you THANK YOU!! I havent laughed this hard sitting at the puter in a long time. Even the FWH was hysterical!

Me (BS) 43 Glockman (FWS) 48
Together for almost 25 years married 22 yrs total 2 children 16 & 18
Renewal of vows 6/17/08
“Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.” Mark Twain

posts: 466   ·   registered: May. 31st, 2008   ·   location: Philadelphia
id 3175361

k9lover1 ( member #8531) posted at 2:20 PM on Saturday, August 30th, 2008


D-Day was 10/9/05
He promised NC. He lied. After 4 chances, I kicked him out 1/05/06.
Since then I have survived cancer surgery and a heart attack.
Now he's sorry, but it's too late. He died an alcoholic on 9/5/17.

posts: 8165   ·   registered: Oct. 17th, 2005   ·   location: Wisconsin
id 3270375

Momuv4 ( member #17798) posted at 5:17 PM on Sunday, August 31st, 2008

That is sooooo funny!!!

Me: 44,H: 35,Married 1 year
Divorced 07, pregnant right after.
Thought we were in R, wrong!
H still involved with OW 2/08
H said he was committed
3/08 Little Girl Born!
7/08 DUI and found contact with OW
Kicked him out!
Trying to rebuild

posts: 972   ·   registered: Jan. 17th, 2008   ·   location: California
id 3271863

HappyMaskOn ( member #18004) posted at 4:03 AM on Monday, September 1st, 2008

He asked my why I hired a PI...I told him did you really want me to follow you all over the place with the kids in the car? How would I explain it to them when I ran you over?

This one cracks me up every time.

[This message edited by HappyMaskOn at 11:16 PM, August 31st (Sunday)]

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive.
Me BS Him WH Married 1991
Multiple EA/PA's with co-workers over 10yr period

posts: 657   ·   registered: Jan. 31st, 2008   ·   location: Australia
id 3272724

lostmytrust ( member #19801) posted at 4:35 AM on Friday, November 7th, 2008

bump! I laughed so hard I cried!!! Thanks for the laughs. Any idea what happened later???

BS(me) & WH (him) married since 1986
D-Day #1: May '07
D-Day#2: 06/01/08
DDay #3: June 6, 2009
DS, 18; DS, 20

"Your attention and direction determine your destination." Andy Stanley in "The Principle of the Path."

posts: 434   ·   registered: Jun. 7th, 2008   ·   location: New England
id 3393566

wantmore ( member #5939) posted at 2:34 PM on Monday, December 1st, 2008

Bumping again for the laugh.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Of course it helps to know you *have* enemies.

posts: 2893   ·   registered: Nov. 30th, 2004   ·   location: Florida
id 3443503

Elecin ( member #16484) posted at 5:48 PM on Monday, December 1st, 2008

Still love it!

Omissions are Betrayals

posts: 1959   ·   registered: Oct. 5th, 2007   ·   location: Bergen County, NJ
id 3443966

Zolotas ( member #15271) posted at 3:37 AM on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Almost pee'd myself..thanks for the laugh..but really sorry that the poster was telling it like it was.


posts: 353   ·   registered: Jul. 10th, 2007   ·   location: On my chair
id 3445474

gma56 ( member #19595) posted at 6:49 AM on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Yup one of the best !!

It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.

posts: 20502   ·   registered: May. 19th, 2008   ·   location: Closer to where I want to be..
id 3445820

RedHeadWitchy ( member #19206) posted at 6:54 AM on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

OMG! LOLx100!!!

I love this post!!! Now I'll never get to sleep...

Me 35(BW) Him 37(FWH)
WhorMonica 45 (FOW QVC reject)
M 9ys,
D: 7, S: 3

I thought I was a fool for no-one
Oh baby I'm a fool for you
You're the queen of the superficial
And how long before you tell the truth

posts: 838   ·   registered: Apr. 21st, 2008   ·   location: Beautiful Southeastern, PA
id 3445826

wildbananas ( member #10552) posted at 6:56 AM on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

I so love it every time this thread resurfaces!

Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

posts: 16499   ·   registered: May. 1st, 2006   ·   location: Somewhere
id 3445829

philly172 ( member #19024) posted at 11:38 AM on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

I have been having a horrid week & after re-reading this post I am in TEARS from laughter.. I loved thid post when I first joined & love it even more today..

I think I might break down & tell WH this one

"Sorry" works when a mistake is made, but not when trust is broken. So in life, make mistakes, but never break trust. Because forgiving is easy, but forgetting & trusting again is sometimes impossible

posts: 4874   ·   registered: Apr. 7th, 2008   ·   location: Not in Philly.. it's just a screen name :-)
id 3445908

lookinforward ( member #20577) posted at 3:18 PM on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

LOL...OMG...this is hilarious. I am sure my H would find this funny too, but afraid to share because he might start wearing a flack jacket to work or at a minimum searching his car every morning.

~Without Struggle, There is no Progress

posts: 1992   ·   registered: Aug. 11th, 2008
id 3446289

FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 5:29 AM on Friday, December 5th, 2008

Laughed so hard my eyes fell out

thank you for bumping....


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

posts: 21447   ·   registered: Jul. 7th, 2008   ·   location: Canada
id 3454273
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