sick ( member #6192) posted at 1:50 AM on Sunday, March 26th, 2006
Thanks, Dazed .... this is the most I have laughed since D-day. Wish I could show my husband this ( he would laugh his ass off too ) but he has been a bad boy and is in the corner.
sparkysable ( member #3703) posted at 6:18 PM on Tuesday, April 4th, 2006
this still was one of the best all time posts, ever! 
D-day OW#1 2/2004;D-day OW#2 5/2010
Marriages that start this way, stepping over the bodies of loved ones as the giddy couple walks down the aisle, are not likely to last.
numb and scared ( member #9908) posted at 7:20 PM on Tuesday, April 4th, 2006
I am so glad this thread was bumped and bumped......I missed it and am sooooo glad I could read it.
Lucy Ricardo meets Agatha Christie.......LOL
My only PI screw-up.....well, really two......the PI and a helper were both following H...both lost him...that was a fruitless and expensive night.
Then the stupid PI called me once without blocking his number on my home phone and so I had his official PI company name on every phone's caller ID in the house. I ran around like a manic deleting each phone's list.
I loved your story....would never share it with H...because I was considering putting a recorder in his car.
However.thanks to you and your story..I will super glue a strip of velco to the underside of the dash and one on the recorder....AND use duct tape just to be sure.
You are a GREAT teacher...
I needed this laugh today~~~thanks~~~~M.
BS
LTA
"Lying is the strongest acknowledgement of the force of truth."
- William Hazlitt
"Let us move on, and step out boldly, though it be into the night, and we can scarcely see the way."
-Charles B. Newcomb
So So very hurt ( member #8325) posted at 7:29 PM on Tuesday, April 4th, 2006
My panies are wet, I have to go now 
Vengeance is mine, Sayeth the Lord!
This too shall pass...
So So very hurt
So So very hurt ( member #8325) posted at 7:29 PM on Tuesday, April 4th, 2006
My panies are wet, I have to go now
Vengeance is mine, Sayeth the Lord!
This too shall pass...
So So very hurt
mickeymousin ( member #1649) posted at 8:24 AM on Wednesday, April 5th, 2006
OMG im sitting here thinking...it seems like so much longer that a month or so ago since this happened....well no shit-it happened in feb of 05 
one of my 2 fav threads. The other is about the present switch a roo....who was that?
Real eyes
Realize
Real lies
May those that love us, love us
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts,
And if he doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping.
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 6:29 AM on Friday, April 7th, 2006
ROTFL!!! I can't belive this surfaced again!
That was the sweat shirt / angora sweater swap... Darn who did that?
And I'm no match for Scout! Her stuff was great!
[This message edited by dazed*n*confused at 12:30 AM, April 7th (Friday)]
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 6:41 AM on Friday, April 7th, 2006
here it is... 
http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/archives.asp?tid=82603
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
Basic_Guy ( member #4396) posted at 4:27 AM on Friday, June 16th, 2006
Courage does not always come with blinding flashes of light....sometimes you only notice it after it passes...
My patron saint is a-fighting with a ghost
He's always off somewhere when I need him most.
FinallyHappy ( member #308) posted at 4:30 AM on Friday, June 16th, 2006
"Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none." ~Ben~
drowninginsorrow ( member #4545) posted at 2:26 PM on Friday, June 16th, 2006
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.- Matt Groening
"I've found the secret to life. I'm ok when everything is not ok"- Tori Amos lyrics
OurLifeBack ( member #10620) posted at 4:23 PM on Friday, June 16th, 2006
I have not read this entire post, but wanted to say thanks for this -- I am laughing and don't do much of that lately! Love the idea that he thought it was a bomb!
Me: BS 50 Him: WS 46 Married 15 years / Together 19
DDay: 4/28/06 & many more after that -- there are still a lot of blanks & I dread the telling
01/28/08 - renewed EA with OW. SA confirmed. Taking a time out.
06/13/08 - discovered EA with OW#2.
girlalmostgone ( member #4867) posted at 4:24 PM on Friday, June 16th, 2006
You simply MUST read it all!!
ROFLMAO!!
this still kills me every time I read it
Love is no assignment for cowards. Ovid
I just really feel like I am a hamster running on the wheel.. and I am ready to get off the wheel, and try running around in the hamster ball.. kinda like a free range chicken.
ManyRegrets ( member #7840) posted at 3:05 AM on Saturday, June 17th, 2006
CherBearC ( member #7887) posted at 1:20 AM on Saturday, June 24th, 2006
Bump 
"You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough"
CherBearC ( member #7887) posted at 1:40 AM on Saturday, June 24th, 2006
And you *have* to read this entire thread. Yeah, it's long, but it's the funniest shit I've read...
"You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough"
SCORNED ( member #6301) posted at 5:11 AM on Saturday, June 24th, 2006
CLASSIC I love lucy stuff !! LOL
"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."
Robert Louis Stevenson
trying to smile ( member #9683) posted at 10:33 AM on Sunday, June 25th, 2006
Good Women.
May we know them,
May we be them,
May we raise them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"so when he finally showed his true colours they proved to be a startling shade of turd".
bobsgrl ( member #9545) posted at 3:01 PM on Monday, June 26th, 2006
Wish we had an update on how things are going for D&C. I don't think I've seen her post for awhile. How did things turn out...anyone know
This thread is hilarious
L.E. Girl ( member #10705) posted at 5:08 PM on Monday, June 26th, 2006
D-Day - July 1, 2006
Married 17 years
3 great kids that don't deserve this!
