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Lonely ( member #2520) posted at 1:01 PM on Friday, February 11th, 2005

Look at it this way, you are married to one prize idiot lol Do you really want this? lol

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 dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 1:41 PM on Friday, February 11th, 2005

I'm not sure yet. But I have 4 kids and I need what little bit of a break he does provide. And I can't afford to hire Barney! LOL!

I knew when I married him he was disabled....But personally I really only thought he was partially deaf. I didn't realize that side of his brain was out to lunch too....LOL!

But seriously I thank God he is the way he is or I'd never catch his butt! With MY keen spying skills!

BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!

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 dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 2:12 PM on Friday, February 11th, 2005

Me thinks I'm making him paranoid!

Took out my brothers GPS unit last night. Was looking up the stats on it and he came out of nowhere to look over my shoulder

He wanted to know what I was doing with it....told him I needed to find out about it in order to list it....

Told him but of course I'll need to test it first to make sure it's working right

BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!

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girlalmostgone ( member #4867) posted at 3:03 PM on Friday, February 11th, 2005

Dazed any chance in talking you into moving to Texas???

Your my kind of girl! And you are one hell of a woman, to have this going on and all of the misadventures and to still have that since of humor..

You will be just fine sweetie, you will land on your feet!

Love is no assignment for cowards. Ovid

I just really feel like I am a hamster running on the wheel.. and I am ready to get off the wheel, and try running around in the hamster ball.. kinda like a free range chicken.

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willowiris ( member #5372) posted at 4:05 PM on Friday, February 11th, 2005

I had to come and read this again. I was feeling pretty down today. I needed the laugh. I am still LOL at YOU and BG's comments. Thanks for that.

D-day 09/2004
Filed for divorce 9/2006

We accept the love we think we deserve. "The Perks of Being a Wallflower."

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 dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 4:15 PM on Friday, February 11th, 2005

Yipes he better watch it...this is my astrology for the next few days....

You won't believe the things you'll be saying for the next couple of days -- not that you've ever really been shy to start with. But with the kind of astrological ammunition you'll be packing, you'd better pass out warnings.

Oh yeah! When I'm done we are out of here! With or without him! Depends on if he survives this or not. He has high blood pressure my buddy thinks the popper idea will give him a heart attack.

I've never been a big fan of FL. I'd be more than happy if he decided lets get out of here and he came home with a uhaul. I'd be packed by the morning!

BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!

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shotnerves ( member #3649) posted at 4:30 PM on Friday, February 11th, 2005

Why does Dazed have to move anywhere? She can hire out her services to all of us. Spend a week here and a week there causing mischief to all the WS out there - or teach us the how to do it and get away with it when we get caught.


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Basic_Guy ( member #4396) posted at 1:13 AM on Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

cheese....Scared mentioned this thread and it got me laughing all over again......

This is the best thread ever...thanks for mentioning it Scared...

Courage does not always come with blinding flashes of light....sometimes you only notice it after it passes...

My patron saint is a-fighting with a ghost
He's always off somewhere when I need him most.

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marysway2 ( member #6371) posted at 3:14 AM on Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

OMFG !!!

BG...you are so funny, this thread nearly killed me...soooo much fun...thanks.

MW2

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committed ( member #1124) posted at 3:32 AM on Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

Thank you so much for sharing!!!! I had a real bad week, but reading your post made my week. It's too funny to be true. You know you could sell your story.

When you are through with your H could y'all come on down to North Carolina honey, I need some work done on my H.

Committed

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SCORNED ( member #6301) posted at 4:41 AM on Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

dazed,

I read this whole thread again....laughed just as hard the second time !!!

You are a riot !!!!!!!! I love it !!!!!!!!

"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."

Robert Louis Stevenson

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FindingJackie ( member #2789) posted at 4:43 AM on Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

OMG!! how did I miss this the 1st time? I laughed so hard my ribs started to hurt and I started coughing. My H thought I was choking on something and came running back here to check on me!

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SacredSoul ( member #5361) posted at 5:06 AM on Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

With some WS's - you have to wait for the fog to clear.

Others - well, it gets BLOWN away!

The first rule of holes: when you're in one, stop digging.
~ Molly Ivins

Life is unfair for everyone – that’s what makes it fair.
~ Mr 2T

DDay 8/2/04, RDay 8/29/04, Reconciled and happy :-)

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SheWolf ( member #2859) posted at 7:17 AM on Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

Bump!!!! for newbies...still crack up reading this. Printed it out...hugs,me

BW 55
WS 52
DDAY 7/2001
married 34yrs, Separated for now, probably forever. I BELIEVE IN ME.

2 beautiful grandkids:

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his#1 ( member #3432) posted at 4:09 PM on Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

OMG I just read this entire thread and am ROTFLMAO!!!

Thank you for sharing D&C!!! My Dad and I have thououghly enjoyed your escapades!

You are to be admired

**The soul would have no rainbow
Had the eyes no tears.~J.Cheney
**Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left. ~Hubert Humphrey

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GypsyQueen ( member #3665) posted at 4:12 PM on Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

"Lucy" you have SO got to get a Magic 8 Ball and hotglue a birthday candle to the top, then leave it on his car seat. ROFLMAO

Me - BW
Him - WH
LimboLand

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starre90 ( member #6486) posted at 8:21 PM on Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

Lucy -

You are my heroine (WH's ho is his heroin - ho - so I may as well have a heroine!).

Two questions -

What are Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest up to a month later? and what kind of bomb, oops, I mean recorder was it?

Any credence to the idea that he could sue the company for sexual harassment and discrimination? If he felt compelled to sleep with them to keep his job - the wardrobe comment sounds like it could fit in there? Maybe you could get some moola from those ho hos.

Me - 45. WS - 48. 5 kids.
D-day: 4/16/04, while watching "jerry springer"
C*ntlicker ho -(referred to as CL in posts, see my profile for why) 30 year old heroin junkie with 2 teenaged kids of her own

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SCORNED ( member #6301) posted at 9:42 PM on Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005

bump

"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."

Robert Louis Stevenson

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Buttercup ( member #2293) posted at 6:21 PM on Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005

gotta bump it again......

she should send it into Reader Digest ....lol

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racer ( member #2381) posted at 9:43 AM on Thursday, March 24th, 2005

Thanks for bumping.

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