LisaP ( member #15088) posted at 5:07 PM on Wednesday, February 13th, 2008
Bumping again because there are a few questions regarding VAR...and because it is so funny!! 
Me BS
Divorced!
~Feel your emotions, but control your behavior~ Unknown
TooAloof ( member #12764) posted at 12:07 AM on Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
The Cure for Everything is Salt Water; Tears, Sweat, the Sea
Pippy ( member #16482) posted at 1:10 AM on Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
I would of loved to be a fly in the car when it fell onto his lap...
I would've loved to be in the back seat and yelled BANG!!!!
I divorced him because I didn't like his girlfriend.
proudtabby ( member #13805) posted at 1:24 AM on Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
I STILL chuckle at this thread ... even a year later.
Those first few exchanges between dazed and BG ... priceless.
It's one for the ages!
*i wonder where lucy and bombzilla are NOW???*
"I used to be indecisive ... but now, I'm not so sure."
twicebroken ( member #17128) posted at 3:21 AM on Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
This is SO funny!!
Does anyone know what happened to DC?
I've dealt with your crap, now it's time for me to be happy. GOOD BYE TO YOU!!
I am back in Alabama, learning to love ME!
oldtimer97 ( member #2365) posted at 9:54 PM on Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Always a classic post, I wish this was a sticky. I read it the first time right after it happened & although you want to cry, the laughs were VERY therapeutic, hehe
“When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time.”
― Maya Angelou
To save a marriage, you must be willing to lose the marriage.
foreverchangedwi ( member #15368) posted at 11:12 PM on Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
OMG! I can't breathe... Stop the madness. This has got to be in the top 5 of ALL posts. DC where are you? Basic, I love you.
BW-me
FWH-him
D-Day-1/24/06
The measure of a person is not based upon the words that they speak, but upon the choices that they make- {Borrowed from lieshurt}
ms_swooz ( member #6970) posted at 3:28 AM on Sunday, March 23rd, 2008
one of my all time favorite threads!
SCORNED ( member #6301) posted at 7:17 AM on Sunday, March 23rd, 2008
"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."
Robert Louis Stevenson
imanidiot ( member #17501) posted at 3:34 AM on Monday, March 24th, 2008
OMG......a VAR is my next step and this is exactly what I'm afraid of. No matter where I put it, it's gonna fall off or out and I'll be so busted.
Pippy ( member #16482) posted at 5:27 PM on Monday, March 24th, 2008
Two suggestions 'imanidiot'
1. Velcro
2. Duct Tape
I divorced him because I didn't like his girlfriend.
LisaP ( member #15088) posted at 6:42 PM on Monday, June 9th, 2008
In case anyone needs a lesson on VAR...
Me BS
Divorced!
~Feel your emotions, but control your behavior~ Unknown
gemini_june_20 ( member #18606) posted at 1:55 AM on Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
One more lesson.....
under the seat NOT under the dash
Married >7 years, together ~9 years
Discovered affair - March 11, 2003
Filed for divorce - March 31, 2003
Divorced - May 5, 2003 (waived 90 day waiting period)
New Job - May 12, 2003
Bought Own Home - May 6, 2003
Adopted a baby girl!-August 2006
peridot ( member #18334) posted at 4:28 AM on Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
OMG, I haven't laughed this much in three months.
I think...therefore, I'm single.
It is what it is.
wildbananas ( member #10552) posted at 4:40 AM on Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
I just love it when this thread resurfaces.
Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan
OneStepAtATime ( member #11537) posted at 3:47 AM on Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
This always pops up when I need it the most. Oh, God, just when I think there's nothing funny about infidelity...
Me: BS
Recovering each other and ourselves.
5 children: 8 mo, 2,4,4,9
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"Love is not a victory march,
It's a cold and broken hallelujah"
(Leonard Cohen)
unholycow ( member #19199) posted at 2:11 AM on Sunday, June 15th, 2008
omg. lucy you are my he-ro.
hows everything going? still around?
Onwards and Upwards, baby!
hereagain ( member #8274) posted at 8:49 PM on Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
And you ask me what I want this year
And I try to make this kind and clear
Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days.
(Better Days by the Goo Goo Dolls)
twisted ( member #8873) posted at 8:54 PM on Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
I remember this one! Geez!
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
dove ( member #15382) posted at 9:28 PM on Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
