lost in limbo ( member #5090) posted at 10:26 PM on Thursday, March 24th, 2005
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions
Insight ( member #4469) posted at 9:15 PM on Friday, March 25th, 2005
Sorry to laugh but this is too funny! It reminds me of when I called a PI, he wasn't there, I didn't leave a number. The PI gets my caller ID #, calls my house and my H answers the phone!!!! We just happened to have company sitting there. The dumbass PI guy asks my H if he had tried to contact a PI. I'm sitting there mortified. H makes a big joke out of it in front of the company. It was so embarrassing!!!!! I wanted to kill H and the PI. I guess the joke was on me...again. Just tell the truth dear. Its all we can do.
You can put puppies in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
You're making your own reality, everyday...Van Morrison
ann1960 ( member #5473) posted at 10:45 PM on Saturday, March 26th, 2005
This was true entertainment. Sorry it has to be real.
Have you thought about putting a fake cam in the car? One he can see and tell him not to touch it just wanted to record his moments? Ignore it honey!
I am glad you got the upper hand here. It does sound like this marriage can be saved. Looks like he is a child with the me me me syndrom. Once he understands right from wrong with mommy's explanations and expetations you should be in good shape. Then maybe you can enjoy your boy toy and you'll both be happy.
crystal ( member #5023) posted at 4:23 AM on Monday, March 28th, 2005
This thread is too funny.
bessie ( member #5103) posted at 4:13 AM on Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
I read this and have not laughed so much in months...my dog was so worried about me she came over to check...it's 4.00am here and my neighbour must think I'm crazy, I was laughing so loud...
I am in awe ...and BG you were hilarious!! 
I still can't work out why there was anything on the tape... 
And blame is not a one way street
The widest avenue
But cause me grief
And my belief, is harm will come to you
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 9:16 PM on Thursday, March 31st, 2005
ROTFL!!! This is back up on top again? LOL!
I didn't tell you guys there was a part 2 to this story!
A couple weeks ago the secretary came back from lunch and found this electronic device on the floor next to her desk.... She freaked and made a general announcement to the office.... Bombzilla come collect your bomb are you at it again? LOL!
He called me at home to find out if I planted another device.....
This one just happened to belong to one of the other guys in the office - he dropped it on the way out the door. I was dying!
edited to add:
Wouldn't you know it as I was posting this who do ya suppose called me from the car phone....
He never does that! His ears must have been burnin'
[This message edited by dazed*n*confused at 2:43 PM, March 31st (Thursday)]
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
k9lover1 ( member #8531) posted at 7:07 AM on Saturday, December 3rd, 2005
Just found this thread and laughed so hard I could barely breathe.
If you haven't read this, you must.
Basic - you are hysterical. Dazed - you have my admiration.
D-Day was 10/9/05
He promised NC. He lied. After 4 chances, I kicked him out 1/05/06.
Since then I have survived cancer surgery and a heart attack.
Now he's sorry, but it's too late. He died an alcoholic on 9/5/17.
SCORNED ( member #6301) posted at 7:23 AM on Saturday, December 3rd, 2005
This thread is an SI classic !
"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."
Robert Louis Stevenson
cmt2002 ( member #2670) posted at 7:25 AM on Saturday, December 3rd, 2005
Yes, I keep telling my friends about this one!
seeking peace ( member #6693) posted at 9:18 AM on Thursday, December 8th, 2005
Truth IS stranger than fiction!!!
Makes me want to buy a recorder/bomb and plant it!!!
SP
Me - BW 56
DS 22, DD 20
FIRST Dday: 10/27/04 4 LTAs & more...
Divorce final: 6/2013
sparkysable ( member #3703) posted at 10:44 AM on Thursday, December 8th, 2005
I remember I was in TEARS when this first happened!
D-day OW#1 2/2004;D-day OW#2 5/2010
Marriages that start this way, stepping over the bodies of loved ones as the giddy couple walks down the aisle, are not likely to last.
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 12:15 PM on Thursday, December 8th, 2005
How the hell did I miss this the first time around??? Oh..I think it must be because I hadn't accrued enough posts to be in this forum.
God how funny...in a "glad that wasn't me" sort of way.
Good one Dazed!!!
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
Hissy Fit ( member #4562) posted at 3:36 AM on Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006
~Hissy
God gives us only what he thinks we can handle. Apparently God thinks I'm a bad-ass.
egirl ( member #1865) posted at 3:47 AM on Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006
Just stop this!!!! I'm tired of having to change my pants every time I read this thread!!!!
This is the best, along with the imprinted sweatshirt to the OW!!!
love you guys,
lori w/an N
Life is too damn short to waste in on a sociopath cheater! There really are some nice guys out there, but after what you've gone through (after all, you are a member of this site, right?) they might seem a little boring at first. UPDATE! Wait,
girlalmostgone ( member #4867) posted at 4:42 AM on Wednesday, January 4th, 2006
I have to admit.. I emailed this to EVERYONE I knew with a since of humor!
All my girlfriends think Dazed is a demi goddess now!
Love is no assignment for cowards. Ovid
I just really feel like I am a hamster running on the wheel.. and I am ready to get off the wheel, and try running around in the hamster ball.. kinda like a free range chicken.
k9lover1 ( member #8531) posted at 5:05 AM on Friday, March 24th, 2006
BUMP If you need a laugh - please read this.
D-Day was 10/9/05
He promised NC. He lied. After 4 chances, I kicked him out 1/05/06.
Since then I have survived cancer surgery and a heart attack.
Now he's sorry, but it's too late. He died an alcoholic on 9/5/17.
DownNotOut ( member #10076) posted at 7:14 AM on Friday, March 24th, 2006
Bumped again -
D&C - You are a goddess! I bow down before your awesomeness (is that a word?)
I would love to write the teleplay for this. Can I? Can I please?
"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."
~ nimbyone
"Beauty is between one's ears anyway, isn't it?"
~ bkewidow
k9lover1 ( member #8531) posted at 7:39 AM on Friday, March 24th, 2006
Someone referred to another funny post "D-day disaster". ANyone know the link to it?
D-Day was 10/9/05
He promised NC. He lied. After 4 chances, I kicked him out 1/05/06.
Since then I have survived cancer surgery and a heart attack.
Now he's sorry, but it's too late. He died an alcoholic on 9/5/17.
JanetS ( member #2766) posted at 2:44 PM on Friday, March 24th, 2006
K9, I was wondering the same thing! I'd love to read another humorous thread like this one.
Dazed....You're one tough lady, so glad to see you've still got a sense of humor throughout all this. I applaud you for that.
crumbled cookie ( member #9715) posted at 6:46 PM on Friday, March 24th, 2006
