Yep this just happened... I'm going to leave this right here. Seriously! I will call him DP for dumb person...
DP: wow!! Pretty lady!! Good luck from Manitoba, Canada.
Me: Good luck from Texas! And thank you for the nice compliment. It may be a slow game I work during the day.
DP: You are welcome--I call 'em like I see 'em.LOL
That's okay as far as the game goes - I only come here a few time a day. I like chatting with people from wherever - especially pretty ladies. besides - I bet you are worth waiting for LOL. Hope your week has been going well.
Me: It has been a good week How about yours?
DP: Pretty good -bt when you are retired it's all good. LOL. We had about a half inch of rain yesterday and really needed it -- the only bad thing now is the grass is growing like crazy. LOL Now we need some hot weather for the short shorts and bikini tops to appear!! Do you wear bikinis??
Me: Oh, I see you are a smooth talker.
DP: I try LMAO I just like to talk to ladies and perhaps see pic. Creepy??
Me: Not sure creepy is the word as much as it makes me wonder what you may be missing in real life. Does your Mrs. know you do that?
DP: I'd have to say no. I find it exciting and actually a little harmless fun. Some do - some don't. I've always appreciate the female gender and some also find it exciting. It's kind of a hobby!!
Me: Maybe, but short lived and unfulfilling. I bet she wishes you looked at her with the same desire you for the ones online. The heart is not a hobby.
DP: Well actually, I do. this is extracurricular. I'm a huggy, feely, snuggle kind of guy. To be honest-I didn't actually expect you to understand or be a part. I have no desire to ever meet or have relations with the people (ladies) I meet online.
Me: I understand more than you would expect.
DP: Why do you say that?
Me: Because I am married to a man like you.
DP: I doubt he is like me. You don't what I'm like. If you want to talk (gives me his email address) I love my family and will do anything for them.
Me: I know you do...What you don't know is how much they love you.