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I thought dragons liked caved.

Me!

ontario is beautiful now. Ice covered trees are all sparkly under the lights. We get to skate to work tomorrow.

What I was thinking, NTV. Cave dweller. A balmy -31 here tonight but nice and sunny today.

ontario is beautiful now. Ice covered trees are all sparkly under the lights. We get to skate to work tomorrow.

Ya no kidding. Geez Mother Nature is having a shit fit! Ya think that buses will be cancelled tomorrow too?

The wind is howling like mad here. Trees will be down for sure!

I was out at 2:30pm trying to clear the snow drifts that were up to my hips with the snow blower when the ice pellets started. Bloody hell that shit hurts the face! I need a full face shield. And of course you try to blow the snow in the direction the wind is going but of course just for shits and giggles (Mother Nature's that is) the direction suddenly changes I become a snow covered little dragon who wishes she had a flame thrower lmao..

(Caves not my thing. Every movie involving a cave results in horrible things...)

I know it. It was nasty earlier. Yes I think buses will be cancelled. So many snow days this winter. Lucky kids.

I will be at one with my shovel tomorrow- snow blower won’t start. Dreading the snow plow.

You know it is bad when you drive with a shovel in the car.

NTV. Cave dweller.

Yo Chevy: did you just call NTV a cave-dweller?

(Hopefully he doesn't have newspapers scattered around on the floor).

Lol chili. I see what you did there!

If only you'd learned earlier that steady and I can communicate using the length, frequency and spread of our natural gas.

Then you'd know the word cave in calling me a cave dweller was a metaphor.

75 mins of heavy shoveling. I need to go to bed not work. Oh how I yearn for my snow blower.

We've been snowed in around these parts, too. I teach at a college, so we've had numerous "snow days" since mid-January. At least it's warmer than it was during the "polar vortex" days of last week when people feared dying just for walking to their cars

But on a more serious note, if a cavedweller farts in a cave with no one around, does it still smell?

But on a more serious note, if a cavedweller farts in a cave with no one around, does it still smell?

Yes! Farts don't simply not smell when one is alone.

Be damn careful out there shovelling. Ice is still under all this new snow. I've got to do some checks around the house to see what if any damage the winds caused. We still have the old TV antenna and it banged against the house all night.

WH text saying they may all be sent home early. Joy. I haven't even looked at the driveway. He did enough with the blower at 4am to get out but it's been snowing since then so I know I have to go do it. I fell Sunday on ice and smacked my head really good. Broke my hair clip. Back is also sore. I still feel like shit. I do t want to go out there!

But on a more serious note, if a cavedweller farts in a cave with no one around, does it still smell?

I'd say the odds are 60/40. I mean how often do you fart but it doesn't really smell? We only really remember the strong or smelly ones. Or the funny ones. The normal every day farts get forgotten easily.

Which is why I am starting a 'remember the farts' nonprofit coalition to have a memorial build. Still debating between a spherical shape or two spherical shapes.

I think all farts have some degree of odor, just look at where they exit the body from... It's more about how sensitive our ability to smell that's in question.

Location makes a difference too.

If you're inside an elevator a fart could be deadly.

If you're in the middle of an open field with a breeze it's not as potent.

If you're in the middle of an open field with a breeze it's not as potent.

That sounds like a challenge. Is that a challenge? Yeah I think it is.

That sounds like a challenge. Is that a challenge? Yeah I think it is.

Well do you have any open fields close by that you can go fart in?

Did you ever see the second movie in the Silence of the Lamb series?

There's a scene where a letter received from Hannebell is being smelled by a group of people. They have the ability to smell each ingredient in a hand cream Hannebell used when he wrote the letter. Those types of people must be so overwhelmed by farts! They could probably tell you what exactly you ate...

There is a field nearby. Give me 5 mins.

Ah, ok. Good. Let me know when you can smell it dh.

Ah, ok. Good. Let me know when you can smell it dh.

Oh hold on there a minute.

Now your adding distance into the equation. Florida to the land of white fluffy white shit from hell is quite a distance. The fart will disperse long before it gets to me.

And even if it successfully made the trip and I was outside to smell it, I would t because being that I live in the land of white fluffy shit from hell, I tend to put on so many layers not much can get through unfiltered.

Ok, ok, can we just declare NTV the winner?

No!

I'm the winner lmao

*Sneaks off to find tarantula photo...

(NTV is only the winner at changing any and all threads from whatever topic they may be to one of farts...In that case yes, he's the winner.)