nvr flt sch pain ( member #31540) posted at 10:02 AM on Thursday, May 5th, 2011
I just saw this and sorry I know you are in a state but it made me laugh so much and I'm in work. They will all think I am complete lunatic now!
Ok...when you serve him the spagetti...don't eat any yourself...just fix him a plate....and sit there with your hands folded under your chin...smiling....and watch real lovenly while he takes the first bite......then every couple minutes ask him...."you feeling ok?"...lol
I have gotta try this one!!!!
I think my WH may have found my keylogger on the laptop as it was working fine for a few days and then it suddenly stopped appearing when I tyoed my password. I stupidly tried ot re-install it when he was here quickly and I think he may have popped his head out of the door and seen me so I stopped mid way through. Doh!!! I guess I'll wait for him to go out and hten have a proper look as when I tried to re-install it said it was still running so maybe it's somehere? Bit scared but at the end of the day, if he says anything I will say wth did you think was gonna happen after you had an affair and lied to me about it for almost a year!!!!!!
BW-2gether 13 years, wed 09/09.
Dd1 OW1 6/7/2012 - 9 mnths pa/ea. Dd2 OW1 13/8/2010. Dd3 OW1 10/10, ons and ongoing ea.
Dd4 05/11 OW2 - EA/poss PA, plus other poss ONSs,other dodgy txts.
Dd5 03/12 date sites, sex chats & porn!
01/2013 - porno se
nvr flt sch pain ( member #31540) posted at 10:17 AM on Thursday, May 5th, 2011
I just saw this and sorry I know you are in a state but it made me laugh so much and I'm in work. They will all think I am complete lunatic now!
Ok...when you serve him the spagetti...don't eat any yourself...just fix him a plate....and sit there with your hands folded under your chin...smiling....and watch real lovenly while he takes the first bite......then every couple minutes ask him...."you feeling ok?"...lol
I have gotta try this one!!!!
I think my WH may have found my keylogger on the laptop as it was working fine for a few days and then it suddenly stopped appearing when I tyoed my password. I stupidly tried ot re-install it when he was here quickly and I think he may have popped his head out of the door and seen me so I stopped mid way through. Doh!!! I guess I'll wait for him to go out and hten have a proper look as when I tried to re-install it said it was still running so maybe it's somehere? Bit scared but at the end of the day, if he says anything I will say wth did you think was gonna happen after you had an affair and lied to me about it for almost a year!!!!!!
BW-2gether 13 years, wed 09/09.
Dd1 OW1 6/7/2012 - 9 mnths pa/ea. Dd2 OW1 13/8/2010. Dd3 OW1 10/10, ons and ongoing ea.
Dd4 05/11 OW2 - EA/poss PA, plus other poss ONSs,other dodgy txts.
Dd5 03/12 date sites, sex chats & porn!
01/2013 - porno se
Jessy1501 ( member #24483) posted at 4:12 PM on Wednesday, May 25th, 2011
Bump.
Just cause it's hilarious and never gets old. 
Attempting to give a fuck: ███████████████████] 99% Complete...ERROR!: Unable to give a fuck.
heart_in_a_blend ( member #24191) posted at 8:44 PM on Wednesday, May 25th, 2011
This thread reminded me of the movie War of the Roses.
Nobody who makes pâté this good can be all bad.
That depends on what the pâté is made of.
Woof.
In life, much of what one grieves one never had.
deb3129 ( member #30315) posted at 9:12 PM on Wednesday, May 25th, 2011
I love when this thread gets bumped. It makes me laugh every time.
I am pessimistically optimistic
Me- 45
WH- 38
Married 15 years, together 18. Two kids together, boys age 11 and 12.
DDay-11/29/2010
I never knew that something could be this painful and not kill you.
Fireball72 ( member #20152) posted at 6:05 PM on Friday, May 27th, 2011
This is the first time I've ever seen this thread... in my Facebook words reserved for the best statuses...
This. is. awesome. 
BS (me):44 (now 52) WS (him):42 (now 50)Married 3.5 years, together 5.5 D-Day #1 - 2/10/16 #2 - 2/20/16 #3 - 5/27/16 Divorced 6/12/17 One daughter, 9, the light of my life. Finally happy.
Fireball72 ( member #20152) posted at 6:05 PM on Friday, May 27th, 2011
This. is. a. double. post. (sorry) 
[This message edited by Fireball72 at 12:06 PM, May 27th (Friday)]
BS (me):44 (now 52) WS (him):42 (now 50)Married 3.5 years, together 5.5 D-Day #1 - 2/10/16 #2 - 2/20/16 #3 - 5/27/16 Divorced 6/12/17 One daughter, 9, the light of my life. Finally happy.
ajsmom ( member #17460) posted at 10:15 PM on Friday, June 17th, 2011
Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.
"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
____________________________________________
Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
One AMAZING DS - 34
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 9:41 PM on Sunday, July 24th, 2011
I just had to read this SI *Classic* once again...why? Because its Sunday, & Basic Guy just visited in F&G.
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
Hope24 ( member #9344) posted at 9:44 PM on Sunday, July 24th, 2011
BG's responses are half of what makes it so damn funny.
She packed up her potential and all she had learned and headed out to change a few things.
Gipper ( member #32232) posted at 2:38 AM on Monday, July 25th, 2011
When does this movie come out? Or will it be a book first?
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 4:07 AM on Monday, July 25th, 2011
@Hope24 ~ I agree!
@Gipper ~ That (movie/book)would be Great!!! 
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
lostsuol ( member #13706) posted at 4:23 AM on Monday, July 25th, 2011
L0L! I recall when this was first posted and seeing the subject tonight just made me laugh and forget the stress of the day.
Hope we never lose track of this one.
time4me2 ( member #17531) posted at 3:56 PM on Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011
I've been reading these forums for years. Just got the investigative tips forum and lo and behold, this is one of the first threads I read. Thank you D&C, I laughed my ass off today!
Jen ( member #26584) posted at 4:10 AM on Tuesday, September 13th, 2011
Me former Booger Bear ...
https://youtu.be/1TcLw3TOIN8
Hand Me Down MatchBox 20
https://youtu.be/iFdOAyyn76M
Love Falls by HellYeah
greenmoose ( member #32727) posted at 1:51 PM on Thursday, September 15th, 2011
I would deny! remember all those lies he told when you KNEW something wasn't right. Well, he'll THINK he knows you did it, but will never be able to be sure...unless you admit it.
Payback is hell, let him wonder
me BS 43
him WH 36
M 15 yrs
4 children, two still in the house
multiple affairs thoughout marriage (five that I know of)
currently R
lulykr ( member #29697) posted at 4:12 PM on Thursday, September 15th, 2011
So grateful this has resurfaced. I really needed a laugh today.
A bomb! Priceless.
Mama_of_3_Kids ( member #26651) posted at 4:38 PM on Thursday, September 15th, 2011
I saw this re-surface the other day and just reading the title on the front forums page made me smile Definitely one of my favorites
Me: BW/33 The kidlets: DS16, DS12, and DD10 The hounds: Three Shih Tzu's The felines: Two short haired kitteh's
Edie ( member #26133) posted at 11:27 AM on Friday, October 21st, 2011
Bump so it doesn't slide away.
still2suspicious ( member #31722) posted at 4:49 PM on Thursday, October 27th, 2011
First time reading it.
OMG!! When I put the VAR in H's car I was scared to death that it would do exactly what happended to D&C!
Easy Does It sent me the suggestion of the double velcro tape. Works like a charm!
Now I should get back to work. I think my eyes are dry enough!
Hope D&C is good.
edit due to bad spelling (I HATE that!!)
[This message edited by still2suspicious at 10:49 AM, October 27th (Thursday)]
Me: BSHim: WHDDay: LTEA Every storm runs out of rain - Gary Allen
D final 2/23
