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EasyDoesIt ( member #29514) posted at 3:42 AM on Monday, January 17th, 2011

I have to let you know that solely because of THIS thread, I make damn sure the VAR is secured before I take my hand off of it.

Anything less than full disclosure and total transparency is pure bullshit. WARNING! No emotional pollution allowed.

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brokenapart ( member #8309) posted at 4:16 AM on Monday, January 17th, 2011

I had a dream that DS and MH created a forum for "SI classic threads" and this was in it.

me- BS

Divorced & living again.

"Let go or get dragged" - beaner

Life is Good

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tsol25 ( member #29461) posted at 4:18 AM on Monday, January 17th, 2011

I had a dream that DS and MH created a forum for "SI classic threads" and this was in it.

Can yo edit that to say that you are psychic and you had a vision of this happening. Although I'm sure that wouldn't help with my SI-addiction issues But if we can have a quote thread why not a classics

me - tsol, that's all for now

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crushed again ( member #26138) posted at 5:08 AM on Monday, January 17th, 2011

I agree this is a classic! The 1st time I came across it I practically wet myself. This thread has given me a 'fun' idea. When I like to 'verify' that WH is where he says he's going to be at I ride by then hit the panic button on his car since we both have duel sets of keys! He has never remarked on this. Makes me wonder if my suspect of ow having a set of his keys is right!! Again thanx for the grins!

Permanent S 5/2014 Court hearing (1st of many) Dec 2014 ~I will follow the path the Lord has for me - Faithfully!I'm a happy idiot!!;)

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Tal ( member #3300) posted at 5:23 PM on Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

At the time this thread was started, there was another hillarious thread about D-Day Disasters.

One member (who shall go unnamed) decided to do some incognito surveillance to find out if her H was having an A.

She rented a car, put together a disguise & planned out the route and timing. Her husband recognized her right away, unfortunately and came over to the car to ask her what the heck she was doing!

She said, at that moment, she really wished she would have bought a real wig instead of a kids costume Pocahontas wig-braids & all.

Nobody but us could appreciate the humor in this stuff!

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ajsmom ( member #17460) posted at 1:56 PM on Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

She said, at that moment, she really wished she would have bought a real wig instead of a kids costume Pocahontas wig-braids & all.

OMG...I would LOVE to have read that!

Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.

"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
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Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
One AMAZING DS - 34

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Mama_of_3_Kids ( member #26651) posted at 3:31 PM on Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Me too, ajsmom!

I love this thread! I thought about bumping last week but then I forgot to do so...

Me: BW/33 The kidlets: DS16, DS12, and DD10 The hounds: Three Shih Tzu's The felines: Two short haired kitteh's

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tsol25 ( member #29461) posted at 5:48 AM on Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

Bump even though it's not that far down. I needed the laugh

me - tsol, that's all for now

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Frank2010 ( member #29438) posted at 6:03 AM on Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

Basic!!! You are one sick puppy!!! But then I like puppies!!! They are more entertaing than a grown rottweiler!!!

ETA: Sorry I was still on the first page!!! If you haven't gone back to the beginning it is hillarious!!!

[This message edited by Frank2010 at 12:05 AM, February 1st (Tuesday)]

Me 56 BS
Her 59 WS NPD(She is Empty)
D-day#1 05-01-10
Dday#2 06-04-10 previous ONS 9-24-09 AFF hookups

Status: S & D'ing

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redfroggy ( member #4512) posted at 11:36 PM on Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

I am sorry Dazed had to be put in this position, but this really was one of the funnier things I have ever read.

Especially when Basic is like: he got more people to come look at the bomb?

I give a lot of tough love, nothing personal, because sometimes toughness is what you need to move forward.
Betrayal and reconciliation 2004
Now seperated for much more complicated reasons.
The love of my life DS 2005

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Clean Slate ( member #26486) posted at 8:52 PM on Monday, February 14th, 2011

BUMP

D-Day 12/12/09 The day my world got turned inside out and upside down.

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Crushed38 ( member #30644) posted at 2:00 PM on Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

This was so hysterical! I'm sitting here cracking up. The thread is 21 pages lond so I have to go back and read what happens next!! Thanks for the laugh!! xx

It's amazing that someone can break your heart and you still love them with all of the little pieces. -unknown

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Mama_of_3_Kids ( member #26651) posted at 5:56 PM on Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

BUMP'd for the peeps who have not seen this yet

Me: BW/33 The kidlets: DS16, DS12, and DD10 The hounds: Three Shih Tzu's The felines: Two short haired kitteh's

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soso1110 ( member #31376) posted at 6:12 PM on Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

I am sitting here laughing so hard. I would have loved to be a fly buzzing around in the car and outside at the workplace....

I didnt read past the first page but I am going to eventually. it actually took me a while to notice how old this post was.

Hysterical though!!!

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hardtimesinlife ( member #10468) posted at 9:15 PM on Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

I think of this one every time a VAR is mentioned

Ddays 2004 & 2007
I cut my losses mid 2013
Feeling happier every day :)

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deb3129 ( member #30315) posted at 9:26 PM on Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

I think of this one every time a VAR is mentioned

Me too! And its funny every dang time!!!!!!

I am pessimistically optimistic


Me- 45
WH- 38
Married 15 years, together 18. Two kids together, boys age 11 and 12.
DDay-11/29/2010
I never knew that something could be this painful and not kill you.

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cass ( member #24261) posted at 9:28 PM on Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

I wondered when this would re-surface.

DDay - April 2008
Me - 58 and doing great, alone.

Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket!

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Jen ( member #26584) posted at 2:39 AM on Friday, April 29th, 2011

I read it every time it come back and laugh my ass off each time ...

just to priceless ... and the image in my head of his face as it fell in his lap ....

Me former Booger Bear ...
https://youtu.be/1TcLw3TOIN8
Hand Me Down MatchBox 20
https://youtu.be/iFdOAyyn76M
Love Falls by HellYeah

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Trying2Survive2 ( member #25758) posted at 2:51 AM on Friday, April 29th, 2011

OH ...lol here we go again..

Major bump

CHUCKLE...again as always..

Belly roll..

Faithful Wife ME 52
FWH 47
DDAY #1 1/11/09 EA Online ONLY (NC)
DDAY #2 6/2010 Admitted PA with the same PIG(12/08)
"Anything may be betrayed, anyone may be forgiven, but not those who lack the courage of their own greatness"

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Hope24 ( member #9344) posted at 10:17 PM on Wednesday, May 4th, 2011

Bump

I needed a laugh today.

She packed up her potential and all she had learned and headed out to change a few things.

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