charlotte ( member #3663) posted at 4:32 PM on Thursday, December 6th, 2007
wildbananas ( member #10552) posted at 5:12 PM on Thursday, December 6th, 2007
An oldie but a goodie! 
Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan
LisaP ( member #15088) posted at 2:27 AM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
Thought we all could use a good laugh.... 
Me BS
Divorced!
~Feel your emotions, but control your behavior~ Unknown
not_a_martyr ( member #9518) posted at 2:31 AM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
Bluest Mood ( member #17171) posted at 3:00 AM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
LOL... I remember this one back when it happened!
How is it that even when I go to an entirely different theme park, I still end up on the SAME damned merry-go-round?!
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 3:39 AM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
burnt_toast ( member #16891) posted at 3:40 AM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
OMG!!!
I may have not gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams
Letstalkmoney ( member #17278) posted at 3:48 AM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
I honestly can not remember when I laughed this hard. My cheeks and sides actually hurt...
snowflake ( member #17321) posted at 6:04 AM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
It was so good to laugh!!!!! Haven't done that too much lately.
Me 51
Spouse 49
M 24 years
Road to R is bumpy and outcome is uncertain
Kids 20 and 17
2getheragain ( member #16992) posted at 3:32 PM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
This one is a classic. Wonder what ever else happened with them.
father of 4 ( member #5866) posted at 4:07 PM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
anyone know what happened to dazed? 
"It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust." -Samuel Johnson
wookiegirl ( member #16284) posted at 4:09 PM on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
I read this first last night and again this morning. I thought I was going to pee.
Oh this is priceless.
"I found out that the things that hurt us the most can become the fuel and the catalyst that propel us toward our destiny. It will either make you bitter or it will make you better."-- T.D. Jakes
JitterbugRag ( member #17294) posted at 12:23 AM on Thursday, January 24th, 2008
I love this story! (And yet . . . every time I think of planting a VAR in my H's car, I remember it. . . .)
Too funny.
ArmyWife08 ( member #17668) posted at 2:22 AM on Thursday, January 24th, 2008
Woman_scorned ( member #13247) posted at 2:24 AM on Thursday, January 24th, 2008
I would of loved to be a fly in the car when it fell onto his lap...
faith5 ( member #17784) posted at 5:50 AM on Friday, January 25th, 2008
Im new to this fabulous forum and I am dying...my WH just came in and asked what is so funnY?????!!!!!!!!!!!
this is priceless!
okaynow ( member #13813) posted at 5:55 AM on Friday, January 25th, 2008
My favorite thread! The first time I read it I laughed so hard I could hardly catch my breath!
Married 18 yrs, together 25+.
D-day: 2/18/07.
1 child
The story doesn't really matter anymore. Time is a great healer. Life is good.
wildbananas ( member #10552) posted at 6:19 AM on Friday, January 25th, 2008
I always love it when this thread resurfaces.
Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan
k9lover1 ( member #8531) posted at 3:59 AM on Saturday, February 9th, 2008
D-Day was 10/9/05
He promised NC. He lied. After 4 chances, I kicked him out 1/05/06.
Since then I have survived cancer surgery and a heart attack.
Now he's sorry, but it's too late. He died an alcoholic on 9/5/17.
gibbonsrose ( member #16280) posted at 4:25 AM on Saturday, February 9th, 2008
OMFG!!! I am laughing so hard... tears are streaming down my cheeks... urine is thisfar from streaming down my leg.
I'm afraid to get up and make it worse. Do I reach for the toilet paper or the tissues first??? Either way I'm screwed...
Me - Befuckled
WH - Limber at limbo *sigh*
