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Funny typos

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 Shehawk (original poster member #68741) posted at 3:29 PM on Monday, April 29th, 2024

Todays funny typo of the day…

In a job post:

"There’s a Monthly Agency fee to maintain your Errors and Emissions Insurance through the company."

"It's a slow fade...when you give yourself away" so don't do it!

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SadieMae ( member #42986) posted at 4:32 PM on Tuesday, April 30th, 2024

Hahaha

Did Notthevictem write that? laugh

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TT until 6/2016
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dontsaylovely ( member #43688) posted at 7:21 PM on Tuesday, April 30th, 2024

I was having an issue with a road sign placement and got a (nasty) response from the Director of Pubic Works. I do hope it was a template and went out on all her correspondence. Or maybe she was a failed gynecologist.

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tushnurse ( member #21101) posted at 7:53 PM on Tuesday, April 30th, 2024

I dint have anything off top of mind at the moment but I read medical charts all day and some are typos and some are poor dictation but we get some doozies.
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 Shehawk (original poster member #68741) posted at 4:05 PM on Wednesday, May 1st, 2024

Don’tsaylovely

I needed to read these replies!

And they say Karma is not real!!
I laughed so hard :)

"It's a slow fade...when you give yourself away" so don't do it!

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 Shehawk (original poster member #68741) posted at 4:20 PM on Wednesday, May 1st, 2024

Tush I can only imagine!

"It's a slow fade...when you give yourself away" so don't do it!

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 Shehawk (original poster member #68741) posted at 4:26 PM on Wednesday, May 1st, 2024

Tush I can only imagine!
Hahaha

"It's a slow fade...when you give yourself away" so don't do it!

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EvenKeel ( member #24210) posted at 1:26 PM on Thursday, May 2nd, 2024

I was working on presentation for the government (Federal-level). It was suppose to say something along the lines of:

......this shift resulted in the deficient of funds......

The presentation I submitted said:

.....this shit resulted in the deficient of funds......

It was my first real job and I was so young; I just wanted to die.

Now in my wise years of age; I realize I just spoke the truth.

laugh

[This message edited by EvenKeel at 1:26 PM, Thursday, May 2nd]

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zebra25 ( member #29431) posted at 1:32 PM on Thursday, May 2nd, 2024

laugh laugh laugh

"Don't let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces."

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Jeaniegirl ( member #6370) posted at 4:16 PM on Thursday, May 2nd, 2024

One of my part time jobs in undergrad was doing classified ads for the large state newspaper. I was promoted to spell checker after a few weeks because for fun (I was bored) I'd find typos. One I'll never forget was an obituary for a well-known family member and it read: She is survived by one daughter and five SINS. One of her five 'sins' didn't like that at all and they got a full refund for the large obit which was quite expensive.

"Because I deserve better"

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 Shehawk (original poster member #68741) posted at 3:31 AM on Friday, May 3rd, 2024

laugh laugh laugh

"It's a slow fade...when you give yourself away" so don't do it!

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