Hissy Fit ( member #4562) posted at 3:29 PM on Tuesday, March 9th, 2010
God gives us only what he thinks we can handle. Apparently God thinks I'm a bad-ass.
selkiescot ( member #23777) posted at 3:36 PM on Tuesday, March 9th, 2010
I keep coming back and reading this post and I still continue to laugh myself goofy! An award should be given.
The truth shall set you free or reveal the name of the OW!
ME 57
WH 64
DDAYs TOO MANY
daughter 27
You give me gifts! I don't want your gifts I want the truth. That's the greatest gift.
oldtimer97 ( member #2365) posted at 8:16 PM on Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
Time to bump again, wish we could sticky this!
“When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time.”
― Maya Angelou
To save a marriage, you must be willing to lose the marriage.
AttemptStrength ( member #27947) posted at 8:41 PM on Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
I'm laughing myself to tears. So needed that today.
BS me
WS him x2 A's
1 autistic DS
I'd never have spent the money on a wedding dress if I knew I was just going to a costume party.
stillhere09 ( member #24924) posted at 4:05 PM on Saturday, June 5th, 2010
This is the funniest post I have ever read on SI!
Me-50 BW
Him-55,STBXWH
Walk a Mile In My Shoes
Married 14 yrs. Now Separated & in NC
2 grown DD's - his from previous M
4 grown kids (2DS, 2DD) mine from previous M
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 10:11 PM on Sunday, June 6th, 2010
An oldie but goodie... 
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
Mama_of_3_Kids ( member #26651) posted at 12:11 AM on Monday, June 7th, 2010
Glad somebody bumped this. I love seeing it come back around 
Me: BW/33 The kidlets: DS16, DS12, and DD10 The hounds: Three Shih Tzu's The felines: Two short haired kitteh's
momoftana ( member #17383) posted at 9:42 PM on Tuesday, June 29th, 2010
Bumping. On days that I need a really good laugh I look for this thread and read it through.
sparkysable ( member #3703) posted at 10:41 PM on Tuesday, June 29th, 2010
OMG I think about this post all the time!
D-day OW#1 2/2004;D-day OW#2 5/2010
Marriages that start this way, stepping over the bodies of loved ones as the giddy couple walks down the aisle, are not likely to last.
whatdoto ( member #28555) posted at 12:19 AM on Wednesday, June 30th, 2010
Definitely, thanks for bumping this. This is just too F'ing funny!
Gives me some ideaers!
"If your ideal image of yourself is in the future, it's going to stay there".
JessicaFL127 ( member #26864) posted at 7:24 PM on Sunday, July 11th, 2010
bump.
BW,35
divorced for 10 years
Happily remarried to a much better choice.:D
mom to two awesome boys,14 and 13
And now to a beautiful baby girl, 1 <3
"But you said your vows, and you closed the door
On so many men who would have loved you
footies ( member #27199) posted at 1:29 PM on Wednesday, July 21st, 2010
sorry but am at work and have only had chance to read first 4 lots but am crying laughing here and i need to be serious i am mental health nurse and look very odd at min lol, basically can i have very brief outline of what has happened since page 4!!!! lol this has been brill but am getting odd looks lolx
me-bw age 42
him wh age 42
been together 9 years
married 5
dday1 2/10/09
dday2 9/01/2010
trying to stay together -
she lives 5 mins walk from us and i gave her a job when she needed one- nice eh?
Now separated after they admitted re seeing
Tal ( member #3300) posted at 2:22 PM on Wednesday, July 21st, 2010
You know your an oldtimer on SI when your posts are in the original "Snagged" thread. I'll never forget when this happened at the time & how I laughed until I had tears running down my face everytime Dazed posted and update. It's still funny after all of this time.
Alma ( member #2743) posted at 4:43 AM on Thursday, August 26th, 2010
Threadjack:
Hiya Tal!
back to...
"The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves."
-Victor Hugo
Reconciled
HockeyNut ( member #25915) posted at 3:05 AM on Saturday, September 25th, 2010
BUMPED - for those who were looking for a good laugh..
this is too funny
Trying2Survive2 ( member #25758) posted at 1:12 PM on Saturday, September 25th, 2010
ROFLMAO
Bump
Faithful Wife ME 52
FWH 47
DDAY #1 1/11/09 EA Online ONLY (NC)
DDAY #2 6/2010 Admitted PA with the same PIG(12/08)
"Anything may be betrayed, anyone may be forgiven, but not those who lack the courage of their own greatness"
justsoshocked ( member #24980) posted at 3:15 PM on Saturday, September 25th, 2010
just ran into this and cannot stop laughing...
laughing so friggin hard my sides are busting and my 2 yr old daughter is sayin "be tiet" with her little finger held to her lips!!!
Man this is GREAT! I would love to see made into a mini sitcom! Wonder whatever happened?
Me, 42 BW
Him, 39, FWH
D-day: 4th of July 2009.
Three kids, 2,5,and 7
Still in R...so far, so good.
Living my life...loving my kids....even enjoying my M again...:)
McKenziesWish ( member #11970) posted at 5:20 PM on Saturday, September 25th, 2010
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 3:36 AM on Saturday, October 9th, 2010
bumping for the Friday night crowd.
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
afraidshesgone ( member #28625) posted at 3:41 AM on Saturday, October 9th, 2010
I have this link bookmarked and rad when I need a good laugh
Me, BW, old enough
D-Day dates.. tired of 'em Let's just say it happened, I'm over it and have moved on.....very happy
Despite my screen name, I am very much a woman and hell yeah I wish I could change that name to gladshesgone
