really trying ( member #5311) posted at 12:12 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
You Guys, I just washed my face only to come back here and have my mascara washing away again.
This is too funny.
And everyone from the office is recorded while trying to figure out what it is, where it came from, just how exactly did it fall in your lap again, from where again, etc. ?
I would love to hear it.
Me: late 40's
XH: A parasite and that might be a compliment
My S-23, Our D-15
Married 5/93 D-Day: 11/18/03
Divorced 5/19/08
The future's so bright - I got to wear shades
Plant Seeds of Kindness
Basic_Guy ( member #4396) posted at 12:14 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
Me too...I would pay to hear that tape....
"Well...look at it Jim Bob...what you figure it is?"...."Shucks Ray Bob....I have no idea...what about you Sally Sue Bob?...What you recon it is"......
LOL...LOL.....LOL....
Courage does not always come with blinding flashes of light....sometimes you only notice it after it passes...
My patron saint is a-fighting with a ghost
He's always off somewhere when I need him most.
Basic_Guy ( member #4396) posted at 12:17 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
"Who you fellers think dun planted it?"......."bet it was them commie bastards....."..."they benn afta old Luke Bob my coon dog for a spell now"...lol....lol
Courage does not always come with blinding flashes of light....sometimes you only notice it after it passes...
My patron saint is a-fighting with a ghost
He's always off somewhere when I need him most.
Basic_Guy ( member #4396) posted at 12:18 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
"Bet it was the govenment...."...lol...lol
Courage does not always come with blinding flashes of light....sometimes you only notice it after it passes...
My patron saint is a-fighting with a ghost
He's always off somewhere when I need him most.
scout ( member #3986) posted at 12:34 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
d&c!!!!!...
I am ROTFLMAO!!!!
You definately have the qualifications to be a major player in the scout and MakingIt #1 Ladies Detective company!!
Please PM me your resume.....LOL!!
SCORNED ( member #6301) posted at 12:44 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
OMG........I AM DYING LAUGHING HERE !!!! I have a crisis I need to post about >...I'll write more later.
"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."
Robert Louis Stevenson
TXMom ( member #1444) posted at 12:44 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
oh gosh, i go away for a few weeks.... i am sitting here laughing SO HARD and trying to look like I am just browsing the web....
shadowman ( member #6005) posted at 12:46 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
Here I am at work laughing like a loon...
Thanks for helping me draw attention to myself....lol
I took the road less traveled by, and got lost! Damn GPS!
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 2:00 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
still trying to get the kids in bed...
We are not talking...he walks in looks at me and we are both trying not to laugh!
He shakes his head and says Lucy Lucy Lucy....This sucks! He's screwing around and he doesn't even take me seriously! Damn it!
I'll post more later!
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
Justlife ( member #3094) posted at 2:19 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
omg i laughed out loud so stupidly they are just looking at me like wtf is wrong with her is she mental.... Thanks for the chuckle.
Ok so he takes the bomb into the office instead of leaving it outside in the parking lot COME ON that makes no sense at all..... the morons that came out to see the bomb are even dumber than lucy could ever be...
I would say to him "dont be such a big sissy boy"
if he asks you if you did say YES.. and?
What?
Do you have a problem with it? Why is that?
So what. Too bad for you....
Of course if i were you I would not be freaking out I would be defensive.... so you want to talk about your wife in front of your whole office.... you think thats funny .... Girl turn it around on him.... I always do and hardly ever get questioned about anything I want to do....and if he has a problem with you honey..... show him who is boss... tell him you will do what you want when you want whenever you want LIKE HE DID WHEN HE screwed around SO live with it!
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 2:26 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
Baby is screaming and he's asleep in the rocker with my 1 year old. I want that tape!
I'm going to take care of the baby and if he's not up I'm going trolling for that tape!
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
CautiousNow ( member #3160) posted at 2:35 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
Dazed.... He would really have to be stupid to have left anything incriminating on that tape! I wouldn't waste much time looking for it.
Sorry this happened to you... you should have denied it, then maybe he would have thought someone else was out to get him... some woman he was seeing... or that womans other man... or someone from the office, etc.
I'm sure he'll be extra careful while in the car now though. You'll have to find others ways to get info.
Since you already told him you did it, maybe you can tell him you put it there a month ago (or more) and ask if he wants to tell you anything.
blackened ( member #6345) posted at 2:43 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
Me: male BS - 54
Wife: 48
Married 25 years, 4 children
D-Day 1/5/05
Status - Trying to reconcile
Hissy Fit ( member #4562) posted at 2:44 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
God gives us only what he thinks we can handle. Apparently God thinks I'm a bad-ass.
scout ( member #3986) posted at 2:51 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
I'm still laughing my ass off thinking about this!!
This is as hilarious as the DD Disasters thread!!
I want a transcript of that tape.....priceless!!
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 3:00 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
This sucks! He's asleep in the freaking chair! I've blown this big time...Talk about going underground? He'll probably design a freaking trench to hold up in.....I'm SO DEFLATED!
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 3:02 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
.............beating head on desk
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
SCORNED ( member #6301) posted at 3:05 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."
Robert Louis Stevenson
SCORNED ( member #6301) posted at 3:13 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
hey.....somebody should think up one of those "priceless" commercials for this ....it was too funny.
"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."
Robert Louis Stevenson
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 3:15 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
Ok he's snoring...I just snuck outside...the recorder is on his seat...do I snag it?
Am I a glutton for punishment or what?
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!