SCORNED ( member #6301) posted at 3:18 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."
Robert Louis Stevenson
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 3:20 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
I'm going to wait a little longer to make sure he is out cold!
Can you believe this?
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 3:21 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
I'll probably get caught playing it back too!
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
SCORNED ( member #6301) posted at 3:22 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
make sure u hide it.....I have to go soon, my SOB will be home soon......I'll look for your update tomm. 
"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."
Robert Louis Stevenson
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 3:24 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
Thanks Scorned...I'm dying to hear this tape....I'm going to have to make a copy fast!
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
SCORNED ( member #6301) posted at 3:25 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
GOOD LUCK !! 
"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."
Robert Louis Stevenson
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 3:27 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
00 Lucy back at it again!
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
scout ( member #3986) posted at 3:35 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
How far are you away from me?
I could send one of *my people* to come over and create a diversion....LOL
d&c...you have no idea the hairbrained stuff I could cook up to throw him off the path!
PM me for ideas....LOL
dmanette ( member #1653) posted at 3:37 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
Forget the "priceless" commercial...this one falls under the category of the "Want to get away?" ads!
I agree you should say you put it under there months ago. Perhaps to record cute things the baby does while you are driving. You usually put it in your car but accidently left it in his one day. Although that probably won't work, but who cares! He's the screw up that started this whole mess!
But when all else fails, my philosophy is: "The best defense is a good offense". Try the old, "Why are you so worried about it? What the hell are you trying to hide from me? Huh? That's okay, I'm on to you so you'd better straighten up! You have no idea what else I've got hidden around here so WATCH IT JERK!!!
Just my two cents,
dm-
http://www.ultimatebetrayal.com
That which does not kill us makes us stronger!
LynW ( member #73) posted at 3:41 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
Yeah, my first thought was to say something like "Did anything else fall out???" with a worried look on your face.
Then his focus will switch to taking his car apart to look for all the spy ware.
trying2deal ( member #2597) posted at 6:03 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard *outloud* in my life!
No, wait, I just read your profile - dazed, this isn't how you do 'stealth!'
All truth, in the long run, is only common sense clarified. Thomas Huxley
SecondThoughts ( member #5820) posted at 6:06 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
My mascara is gone too, and burning my eyes!! Basic? You're quite the comic...but hell...look at the material you had to work with.
I was laughing so hard and for so long my cheek muscles
(in my face btw)got cramps in them...
Dazed? Puleeeezzzz copy that tape and then write it out for us. I am sitting on the edge of my chair.
Hugs Dazed
If the grass looks greener on the other side, its probably because you're not watering your own enough.
"What goes around, comes around"
"Your actions are speaking so loudly, I can't hear a word you are saying."
BSO: 53
WSO: 50
really trying ( member #5311) posted at 6:50 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
Oh Dazed, it's been hours and it's just as funny.
Did you listen to the tape?????????
I gotta know.
Please, don't mistake my laughing as not caring about you and your situation. I do and, you know, if you need us we'll be there for you.
Me: late 40's
XH: A parasite and that might be a compliment
My S-23, Our D-15
Married 5/93 D-Day: 11/18/03
Divorced 5/19/08
The future's so bright - I got to wear shades
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Basic_Guy ( member #4396) posted at 7:02 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
You really want to mess with him?.....buy one of those loud ticking alarm clocks...then ...DUCT tape it under his chair...set it to go off in about 4 hours...(after he is fast asleep)....
He will hear the ticking as he tries to sleep....then bam the alarm goes off......
As he jumps to his feet....just sit there with a big frying pan and a serious look on your face and say....calmly..."Don't FUCK with me buster".....
That will send a message...lol
[This message edited by Basic_Guy at 1:05 AM, February 9th (Wednesday)]
Courage does not always come with blinding flashes of light....sometimes you only notice it after it passes...
My patron saint is a-fighting with a ghost
He's always off somewhere when I need him most.
townecourt19 ( member #3328) posted at 8:18 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
[This message edited by townecourt19 at 1:12 PM, March 3rd (Thursday)]
scout ( member #3986) posted at 1:26 PM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
After you listen to the tape, rerecord over it some lullaby songs for the baby....that's it, you had the recorder in the car to sing songs to the baby.
curiousgeorge ( member #1460) posted at 1:31 PM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
OMG, I am laughing so hard I'm crying. My cheeks hurt. Somebody help me.
Sorry, I never told you, all that I wanted to say...
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 1:41 PM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
I got the tape! Butt head fell asleep all night in the chair! Not one word about it nothing! He must have had one of his good days or he simply erased any incriminating evidence!
BUT I've got a good source that tells me the entire BOMB incident was captured in live Memorex
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
scout ( member #3986) posted at 1:48 PM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
PRICELESS!!!!
My patients are going to wonder why I'm giggling all day. Who knew infidelity could be so hilarious....LMAO!
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 1:52 PM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
I'm going to see if I can make a copy in wav of the bomb incident...This ought to be good! My guess is the rest of the tape is nothing!
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
