Tal ( member #3300) posted at 3:24 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
Girl, you sure have a way of slipping in sh!t and landing on diamonds!
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 3:33 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
This whole thing was my fault! I thought I married an adult and I gave him way too much rope! Well he hung himself....He wants a mommy?
Fine I can do that! I have 4 I'll give him time out just like the rest of them! 
He wants to have an A or just raw sex? Fine I can work with that! Just tell me....I'll be happy to have an A with him! I can learn how to be sleezy if I have to! JUST DON'T LIE TO ME and GET CAUGHT!
He asked my why I hired a PI...I told him did you really want me to follow you all over the place with the kids in the car? How would I explain it to them when I ran you over?
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
SheWolf ( member #2859) posted at 3:36 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
ROFLMAO at least we can laugh at our tactics cant we? I tell you, I have never laughed so hard in all my life. I almost pee'd my pants not wanting to go to the bathroom while reading this thread...Finally I said go so printed it out. I'll keep it handy to read when I feel down in the dumps...17 pages WOW 
hugsm,e
BW 55
WS 52
DDAY 7/2001
married 34yrs, Separated for now, probably forever. I BELIEVE IN ME.
2 beautiful grandkids:
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 3:46 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
I have to admit...I'm proud of myself! I didn't throw 1 pot and I didn't break any dishes! Man I have grown up some since my XF!
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 3:55 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
Think I'll wait a couple weeks just to get his goat! I found a box of spode poppers I bought to sell on ebay....
This could be amuzing! I'm loving the idea of trying that when he's not expecting it...just to remind him I'm watching his butt!
Think I'll do it one day when he's on that big project of his! It would be so easy because his car is parked out of sight from the project no body would ever see me do it! Go ahead screw with me again...
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
shotnerves ( member #3649) posted at 4:19 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
Can you get a friend to hide out in front of his office with a fake directional microphone with a pair of head phones on?
To make a directional microphone (the kind you see at gala events so the interviewer can get voices from far away):
1 wooded dowel rod (1") any length
pillow stuffing
grey fiber filter
spray glue
needle and thread
...spray the dowel with glue, wrap with the pillow stuffing for atleast a 1" loft all around, spray pillow stuffing then wrap with grey fiber filer giving a capped look on top, sew edges together.
suspiciousmind ( member #254) posted at 4:32 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
On the serious side....
tell him you've given copies of documentation to friends he doesn't know in a support group... AND that if he ever has opportunity to cash in on that life insurance policy he keeps nagging you about...
your friends that he doesn't know will speed-dial the medical examiner and police.
THAT should drop the REAL bomb on the guy!!!
girlalmostgone ( member #4867) posted at 5:19 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
suspiciousmind OMG!
Snort nerves!!
OMG!!!
This is soo funny!!
Love is no assignment for cowards. Ovid
I just really feel like I am a hamster running on the wheel.. and I am ready to get off the wheel, and try running around in the hamster ball.. kinda like a free range chicken.
HUM1021 ( member #6222) posted at 5:25 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
Heck, I'll e-mail him from one of my blind email accounts and tell him I've got a copy of the video 
I can be a lawyer in the Bahamas
Me: BS 34
Her: WS 33
M 5 years
dday with 1st OM 4/30/04 EA/PA
dday with 2nd OM 12/11/04 EA/PA
on the reconciliation rollercoaster
shotnerves ( member #3649) posted at 5:35 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
Bahamian Lawyer? Hummm, that could pass as real. Tell him you are from the islands of Bimini. They may not have lawyers yet so he couldn't check up on you.
Snort nerves I snorted over that one.
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 5:49 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
I'm not going to drop everything on him at one time! Nope this is going to be a slow roast!
Besides it's obvious he can't multitask....BUT I CAN!
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 5:56 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
Oh I did tell him I want to be the owner of the policy he can be the secondary beneficiary but my brother is the main one. Until I feel I can trust him!
He agreed to that! Thank you to whoever told me to do that! He also said that if I didn't feel comfortable with it he would drop it altogether, that he was getting pressure from work so they could pay for it and he just didn't think about it. It was part of his new bonus package that he didn't bother to discuss with me.
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
shotnerves ( member #3649) posted at 7:53 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
Yeah, it's odd how these details seem to get over looked.
SacredSoul ( member #5361) posted at 8:18 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
Dazed - you ARE the QUEEN.
The first rule of holes: when you're in one, stop digging.
~ Molly Ivins
Life is unfair for everyone – that’s what makes it fair.
~ Mr 2T
DDay 8/2/04, RDay 8/29/04, Reconciled and happy :-)
SacredSoul ( member #5361) posted at 8:22 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
Look what I found!
The first rule of holes: when you're in one, stop digging.
~ Molly Ivins
Life is unfair for everyone – that’s what makes it fair.
~ Mr 2T
DDay 8/2/04, RDay 8/29/04, Reconciled and happy :-)
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 8:55 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
dazed*n*confused (original poster member #6298) posted at 9:03 PM on Thursday, February 10th, 2005
shotnerves...
The whole bonus thing came up around Christmas. I was about to have the baby and trying to hold it off until after the holiday.
I didn't want to disappoint the kids with Santa not showing up. At the time I didn't have the time (want to take the time) to dive into our finances...SHAME ON ME!
If he would have told me about the bonus I probably would not have paid any attention to it anyway. The only thing that really caught my ear was the part about the bonus hinged on him getting a new wardrobe. That never sat right!
A week later I was in labor and the world exploded around my ears! Guess the wardrobe thing started to set the stage. Along with 2 Christmas parties from hell.
BS 42 - 00 Lucy here
bombzilla 52 (my problem child)
4 kids (newborn - 6)
DDay 2/8/05 - that's when I actually saw the light! Or better known as the day the BOMB dropped!
SweetheartVixen ( member #4956) posted at 6:16 AM on Friday, February 11th, 2005
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!This is SOOOO funny! I think that you could start a new business selling manuals.>>HOW TO CATCH YOUR CHEATING HUSBAND IN ONE QUICK,EASY STEP.
I am in Florda, maybe you could give me some personal pointers.
YOU ROCK GIRL!!
BS/60s WS/60s Divorcing and not soon enough~!
Its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice...
DD 6-14
LittleMiss ( member #5738) posted at 8:20 AM on Friday, February 11th, 2005
Lonely ( member #2520) posted at 12:59 PM on Friday, February 11th, 2005
HAHAHAHAHA! Tell him no, it is not a bomb, you put the bomb in her car
