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OMG.. this is TOO funny! Not sure I entirely understand what is really going on, but as long as YOU get the picture now...I'm glad it worked!!

So..these people evidentally aren't that "ightbray"?

"You are the bomb!!!"

How come my little escapades never go this well?

This is great. I never saw so many posts. I have an idea for an encore.. Have you ever seen those little firecrackers with a string in each end?? Get some of those, climb into his car on the passenger side, tie one end to the steering wheel and the other end to the door handle. When he opens the door, it will go off.

I've done this before (I refuse to grow up) and it is really funny.

c333

Oh, yeah, Cuck, I have some of those.

No, tie one end to the tape recorder so it goes BANG when he picks it up

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Ok, dazed. I'm not scared for you anymore. If a man can bring out an entire OFFICE out to see if there's a bomb in his truck....

cuckold, can you imagine him pissing on himself when he hears the loud CRACK? Too bad ya can't tape a video camera into the ceiling of the truck to catch that!

dazed*n*confused

i usually dont' say much on these boards....but i feel for you and the hell your going thru.... but i have never laugh so much with your story and everyone's input on this.....thanks so much...and good luck......i hope things work out the way you want.....take care

My stomach and sides hurt from laughing so much. And then Scout offers to help!! Another image that set me off. I've been depressed all day thinking about Valentine's day, so this came at a good time. Thank you d/c and everyone who posted on this.....aqua

My husband is out of town until tomorrow and I'm so glad!!! Every time I come to this thread I end up laughing so hard tears are rolling down my face! I laughed so hard I started a coughing spasm and you would have thought I had pneumonia!

What to do? What to do? I want to let my husband read this thread when he gets home tomorrow just for the laugh but although we're almost four years into reconciliation, I don't want to tip my hand to the Investigative Forum. To print this off would take pages and pages of paper and ink. This may just have to "my secret".

Dazed and Confused - I salute you!!! You've brought some much needed laughter to the board! Thank You!

"Put a bomb in the truck and see if they talk to it".....

Ok...now I'm loosing it...

and the firecracker idea...

Lucy, are you sure your not married to Fred Flintstone? Is his best friend's name Barney? Is he dumb as a box of rocks?

OMG..D&C I'm SO sorry for what you have learned, but I haven't seen a funnier D-day story since Ann1960 had the OW on IM (the OW thought Ann was Mr. Ann & started doing the nasty with herself)!

Oh my...this is too funny!

Dazed, you rawk!

I am sorry your H is sofa king clueless about how he appears. I'm also sorry you have to go through this.

but I'm Happy for you that you've figured out some pretty important things here.

What's next?! I'm just about pissing my pants laughing and doing the pnemonia cough thing which doesn't help me not piss my pants!

If my H was a "toyboy" I don't know what I'd do. Sad for you, hon. I hope you blow them all away with your recorder "bomb"!

lori

As a outsider looking in his arrogance to leave the tape recorder is stunning. Yet as a BS I know how they act in the fog. They have no idea how transparent thier lies are. My H motto was deny deny deny....

One day I have in my hand a gas bill from a country he shouldn't have been in and he said he had no idea where it came from......I don't think the wind blew it over from MI onto his dresser.

OH LORD....I got snagged twice!

My cell bill came in yesterday. Stupid me called the PI from my cell! Local call what an idiot! I should have used the land line!

So the bill is way over my normal cell usage so he starts looking at the numbers. Mid Birthday cake he comes in and says YOU HIRED A PI?

I just smiled big and said AHHHH YEP and dropped it!

Today Mr Happy looks like death warmed over! Told him I'll make you a deal.....

You stop screwing around and I'll stop spying on you!

I'm dying....I just can't stand it! Just called from his cell.

Wants to know when he gets to see the pictures the PI took...

Told him pictures? There were no pictures.....This guy uses video....besides what do you need to see it for? You were there do you really need to see it in memorex? Want me to make copies so you can show it to ALL your FRIENDS? (ie his best buddy)

(to those of you who missed that thread I botched that one too! The PI never made contact)

He says this stupid mistakes is going to cost me big isn't it?

I told him you have NO IDEA! Remember when we got married I told you I was psychic...Well you lie...I know so don't even try it....you screw up I WILL CATCH YOU. Think about it! Wanna get a MC for my birthday gift this year?

HE actually agreed to that! Man I like holding the upper hand....

OK, dazed is now officially my new hero.

Somebody needs to turn this into a "made for TV" movie. Honestly, it's too wild to have not been true, right?

HA HA HA !!

OMG, I laughed all nite!!!

Dazed you are too much!!

I can't believe that he didn't erase the tape. What was he thinking? Or not thinking? Talk about being in a fog!!!!

This is great.

You keep it up girl. Hold your ground. You've gottem on the run now!!!!!

Dazed,

Keep up your strong front. Don't let your guard down. He knows you hold him by the balls keep him there for a while.

Yeah, while you've got him by the balls, duct tape the recorder to his groin and tell him it will blow up if he looks at another woman

I am loving this! If this works? Maybe we can fix whatever the problem is I would really like my kids to grow up with a father. If not too bad it's his loss and I will screw him to the wall!

I know he has some demons to deal with he was sexually abused as a kid by his teacher and that was swept under the rug in those days.

Do I plan to stop my escapades? HELL NO! I wanna know how long all this has been going on! So I don't miss a beat ever again! Am I PO'd that he did this and played head games with me! YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! And Pay backs a BITCH!

I don't have alot of details YET but I will find out everything!

It may take me a year! But by the time I'm done....I will be put back together mentally and physically, my business will be enough for him to quit this job from hell....(then he can work for me ), we will relocate out of this area, and I will have enough money in the bank where I NEVER EVER have to worry about being homeless on the street with my kids! I will never ever give another man this much power over me!

I will never again be just a mommy and a little house frau!

Tonight....I hit him with his Viagra account

We will cancel it and I want a print out of the account! Wait till he digs into that cell bill a little deeper....A divorce lawyer is in there too! That's going to kill him! And he knows this guy too...he's ruthless!

Who ever said to use small words....I Love ya! It reminded me how to be fiesty! Boy do I miss the old me! I'm going to get that back!