EasyDoesIt ( member #29514) posted at 5:01 AM on Saturday, October 9th, 2010
Sorry, this just cracked me up. Maybe find a better place to hide it. ROFLMAO
Anything less than full disclosure and total transparency is pure bullshit. WARNING! No emotional pollution allowed.
EasyDoesIt ( member #29514) posted at 5:04 AM on Saturday, October 9th, 2010
I'm laughing so hard I'm about to die. OMG Is the original poster even still here? ROFLMAO
Anything less than full disclosure and total transparency is pure bullshit. WARNING! No emotional pollution allowed.
EasyDoesIt ( member #29514) posted at 5:23 PM on Monday, October 11th, 2010
bump. We can all use a laugh sometimes.
Anything less than full disclosure and total transparency is pure bullshit. WARNING! No emotional pollution allowed.
Mama_of_3_Kids ( member #26651) posted at 8:07 AM on Saturday, October 16th, 2010
Easy, From what I gathered (the first time I read the thread completely through), dazed has been gone for a few of years. People just keep bumping the thread b/c it is a classic, "What NOT to do" 
[This message edited by Mama_of_3_Kids at 2:10 AM, October 16th (Saturday)]
Me: BW/33 The kidlets: DS16, DS12, and DD10 The hounds: Three Shih Tzu's The felines: Two short haired kitteh's
Trying2Survive2 ( member #25758) posted at 11:25 AM on Saturday, October 16th, 2010
Bump dittie Bump.
Good Morning all, giggles in the morning with coffee...
It doesn't get any better than this..
LOL
Faithful Wife ME 52
FWH 47
DDAY #1 1/11/09 EA Online ONLY (NC)
DDAY #2 6/2010 Admitted PA with the same PIG(12/08)
"Anything may be betrayed, anyone may be forgiven, but not those who lack the courage of their own greatness"
metamorphisis ( member #12041) posted at 4:06 PM on Saturday, October 16th, 2010
Always makes me laugh.. every single time.
Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.
gma56 ( member #19595) posted at 4:24 PM on Saturday, October 16th, 2010
I love Basic_Guy's comment.
Damn your luck...you need help fast and I am the only one that shows up....
BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.
Basic_Guy ( member #4396) posted at 4:10 PM on Sunday, October 17th, 2010
LOL gma...I remember feeling so bad for her because she clearly needed to talk to someone and well....if I needed help and I was the only one to show up I would be rather disapointed...lol
Courage does not always come with blinding flashes of light....sometimes you only notice it after it passes...
My patron saint is a-fighting with a ghost
He's always off somewhere when I need him most.
hardtimesinlife ( member #10468) posted at 6:42 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
I HAD to read this again. I love it. Basic makes the whole thing funnier than CRAP
So I'm bumping to give other people a chance to laugh.
Ddays 2004 & 2007
I cut my losses mid 2013
Feeling happier every day :)
trustagain ( member #16921) posted at 7:58 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Everytime this gets bumped and I read it, I have to laugh.
WH - 55
BS (me) - 57
Son - 31
Son - 24
Dday #1 - 10/31/07
Dday #2 - 12/23/07
Dday #1,000,000 - 12/23/09 - found out EA was PA
Dday Again - 13 years later....
WhiteWolfWinning ( member #12475) posted at 8:02 PM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
This thread is a classic. May it never die!
Wolf
ps. Great to see you back, Basic Guy!
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply, Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God
Thank you, Lord, for the lightness of my burdens
Trying2Survive2 ( member #25758) posted at 10:02 AM on Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010
Bumped for a good laugh for the newbies. :)
Faithful Wife ME 52
FWH 47
DDAY #1 1/11/09 EA Online ONLY (NC)
DDAY #2 6/2010 Admitted PA with the same PIG(12/08)
"Anything may be betrayed, anyone may be forgiven, but not those who lack the courage of their own greatness"
Trying2Survive2 ( member #25758) posted at 1:54 PM on Tuesday, November 16th, 2010
Needed a giggle this morning...so came here for a quickie...
Oops..
Wrong word
"Came here for a laugh"
Faithful Wife ME 52
FWH 47
DDAY #1 1/11/09 EA Online ONLY (NC)
DDAY #2 6/2010 Admitted PA with the same PIG(12/08)
"Anything may be betrayed, anyone may be forgiven, but not those who lack the courage of their own greatness"
TXMommy ( member #28857) posted at 7:37 PM on Tuesday, November 16th, 2010
Well, I'm slightly new around here, so had never read this. LMAO!
I SO wish Dazed would come back and update us. She had SUCH a great attitude!!
I hope she made him suffer!
ME - BS - 38
WH - 34
15 years...
2 kids: D13, S7
D-Day: June 10th, 2010
brokeninfl ( member #21896) posted at 3:51 PM on Thursday, December 2nd, 2010
Just bumping again. This post needs to stay at the top. Seriouly on of the funniest things I've ever read.
"On the other side of fear lies freedom"
Me - 39 BS
Him - doesn't matter
2 DS
DD 11/08
Divorced.
ajsmom ( member #17460) posted at 8:15 PM on Saturday, January 15th, 2011
Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.
"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
____________________________________________
Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
One AMAZING DS - 34
horseluvr ( member #30097) posted at 1:29 AM on Sunday, January 16th, 2011
Oh man--this was just what I needed. Belly laughing with tears running down my face. Thank you!!
BS me WS him...3 great kids
DD 10-09 OW younger but doesnt look it,face looks like a dried up cow pie..note to c**tface:sunscreen
Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 3:07 AM on Sunday, January 16th, 2011
Just read this again and it's STILL funny. Another one you guys might want to check out is marzipan's "Our Love Is Real" thread in D/S. That one's destined to be an SI classic as well.
BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
punky ( member #12233) posted at 3:47 AM on Sunday, January 16th, 2011
Ok...I've been here for awhile and always had heard about this thread, but never saw it.
It's truly an SI classic. Cheers to you dazed...hope you are doing well out there... 
13 years later...finally healed. Definitely survived and thrived and you can, too.
tsol25 ( member #29461) posted at 6:34 PM on Sunday, January 16th, 2011
The part where they go to check on the "bomb" would have made an excellent episode for the office I think.
me - tsol, that's all for now
