4myheart ( member #21015) posted at 12:58 AM on Thursday, April 2nd, 2009
ok I must admit I didn't look at the year I thought it was 2008. this makes me laugh. I love that I can laugh about infidelity now.
"Have you ever been so lost.... Known the way and still so lost." Katy Perry
AnnieOakley ( member #13332) posted at 4:17 PM on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009
Me= BSHim=xWH (did the work & became the man I always thought he was, but it was too late)M=23+,T=27+dday=7/06, 8/09 (pics at a work function), 11/09 VAR, 6/12 Sep'd, 10/14 Divorced."If you are going through hell, keep going."
Basic_Guy ( member #4396) posted at 4:39 PM on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009
LOL...this still makes me laugh...I have this whole "B" movie scene playing in my head about this group of nuts going out to the man's car to check out this thing that the guy thinks maybe a bomb....
Then them standing there looking to the sky for smoke as he goes for a test drive...lol..lol...lol
Heads up people....if for any reason you think there may be a bomb in your car....don't go for a ride to find out....call the bomb squad or something....lol...
What a bunch of goofs....lol
Courage does not always come with blinding flashes of light....sometimes you only notice it after it passes...
My patron saint is a-fighting with a ghost
He's always off somewhere when I need him most.
JJgotrunover ( member #23599) posted at 5:26 PM on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009
I know this is an old thread, but damn this is funny stuff. I laughed for over an hour reading all the posts.
not looking to make light of the original post, but comedy relief really hit the spot this morning. I feel better than I have in quite a few days.
Me: BH 41
her: WW 39 EA turned into PA
D-day: 3/23/09
S: 4/3/09
R for 5 years (!)
hurt08 ( member #23583) posted at 1:27 AM on Monday, May 4th, 2009
Thanks for keeping this bumped, it is an amazing thread!
Married 12/95(separated since 10/08, filed 9/2/09-divorced Nov13/09)
BW
Hope24 ( member #9344) posted at 1:36 AM on Monday, May 4th, 2009
One of my all-time favorite threads. An SI classic.
She packed up her potential and all she had learned and headed out to change a few things.
611034life ( member #22671) posted at 5:02 AM on Monday, May 4th, 2009
Ok. When i first read it, I thought it was recent but more than hillarious, all I could do was laugh.
I do have to admit something. Yes I am ready to take it!!!
I was leaving the grocery store and on my sunvisior is a button that says PUSH-pray until something happens. Well i kid you not, it feel in my lap and it freaked me out. I was like what the heck I am the BS why is he spying on me!!! Then when i looked down, I noticed it was the button in my lap. All I could do was laugh as the kids were like mom what is so funny? I said oh nothing just something fell out of the visor and all they could do was laugh with me because I could not stop laughing. I went home and tried to find the post,but of course could not until today. So hillarious!!!
I guess all in all check your sunvisor, you never know what may come falling down!!!! I am laughing just thinking and writing this out.
Me:BW
Him:WH
Seperated: Oct 2008
Jeremiah 29:11-14
God Can!!
basketcase38017 ( member #23683) posted at 6:13 PM on Friday, May 8th, 2009
I just found this thread last night and I laughed so hard it hurt. I was sitting there by myself on the sofa laughing so hard that if someone came to the door and saw me, they would have probably had me committed.
Thanks, I really needed some humor last night.
PS - I haven't been able to read the entire string yet. Can anyone give me the short version of how Dazed is doing? Is Lucy still up to her tricks, etc? Dazed, you are one funny woman and Basic's posts made an already funny string even funnier.
hecheated400 ( member #23602) posted at 6:48 PM on Friday, May 8th, 2009
WH - 60
BS - 57 me
married 12/26/08
f4D 1/06/09
tufenuf ( member #14324) posted at 7:06 PM on Saturday, May 9th, 2009
I hope this thread never gets lost. It's freakin hilarious.
Here again sadly.
DDay 1- 2-23-2007
DDay 2- 10-17-2015
Both dates seared into my memory forever.
snowdrop ( member #23594) posted at 9:53 PM on Saturday, May 9th, 2009
can't ....breathe...laughing..too ..hard...
Me: BW, 38
WH: 37
2 DS
DDays:first one was Feb 09.
Separating, after 18 months of trying to R.
Elecin ( member #16484) posted at 11:08 PM on Saturday, May 9th, 2009
Elecin ( member #16484) posted at 11:09 PM on Saturday, May 9th, 2009
olixa ( member #23533) posted at 7:39 AM on Tuesday, May 12th, 2009
ok - it is now 2:30am - i am laughing my brains out. it sounded like one of those 911 calls. i can just picture it.
thanks!!!!
You only fail, if you fail to try.
stayingstrong09 ( member #22550) posted at 4:59 AM on Sunday, May 17th, 2009
BS-Me-22
WS-Him-23
Married 4 years.
Kids-2 DS- one in heaven and one who's 15 months
Found everything out while I was 7 months pregnant...
NC since March of 08
Our status is confusing- supposedly were in "R", but I just don't know.
Sad & Alone ( member #10183) posted at 6:31 AM on Sunday, May 17th, 2009
This thread should be pinned so it never gets lost - it's so very funny!
We must learn to regard people less in the light of what they do or omit to do, and more in the light of what they suffer. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer, writer
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. - Robert Quillen, journalist
kluelesskat ( member #23552) posted at 3:49 AM on Thursday, May 21st, 2009
I'd like to know about the tazer too...sounds interesting
Me - BS
Him - WS
MOW - Ole fatty w 2 others on the side besides mine and her husband
momoftana ( member #17383) posted at 10:59 AM on Monday, May 25th, 2009
I needed a gut-busting laugh this morning, so went looking for this thread. Bumping in case anybody else is having a long night. 
NeedingGodsHelp ( member #23580) posted at 6:36 AM on Sunday, June 7th, 2009
Just read his after a reference to it in my
"What is WH Hiding in the Garage" post!
Let me just say...
BS: me 33
WH: him 33
Married almost 9 yrs, together (off-and-on) 18.5 years
4 kids: 1 mine & 3 ours
DD#1: 2/12/2009 (EA#1)
DD#2: 2/26/2009 (EA/PA w/ tramp#2 - since July 2008)
Status: D 5/2010, Standing, WH living with OW, D filed 4/28/09)
JustWow ( member #19636) posted at 2:04 AM on Wednesday, June 24th, 2009
I had to bump it, someone asked about hiding a gps, and I just thought of this and started to chuckle.....again!
BW - Reconciling
edited for typos (I always have to!)
