4EverBroken ( member #22079) posted at 4:21 AM on Friday, December 26th, 2008
This gave me the best laugh I have had in months.
kimmetz ( member #21341) posted at 9:46 PM on Sunday, December 28th, 2008
This was a great laugh. I was laughing so hard, trying not to wake WH sleeping on couch.
Like someone else said, I'd love to share it with him, but he would start checking things to make sure I didnt "bomb" him.
Married almost 6 yrs. together 7 1/2
me:33
him:30
OW:43(with grown kids)....old enough to know better!!
Make today count, because we never know if we will have tomorrow!!
invictus ( member #21623) posted at 4:09 PM on Monday, December 29th, 2008
THANK you for bumping this -- It put SUCH a smile on my face and lightened my heart.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks about fixing supper and just watching WS eat it and asking "Do you feel ok?" (chuckle)
Before d-day I would tease him if he fixed me a cup of tea and take a sip, then say, "Wow, I can't even taste the arsenic!" or I would make him a cup of coffee and say, "Now let me know if the arsenic is too bitter..." (sigh) those were the days...
♥ BW m. 31 years - Divorced in 2009. It's still a month to month financial struggle, with higher income taxes as a single and no retirement parachute since I was a stay at home mom.
Erin ( member #6677) posted at 7:28 PM on Monday, December 29th, 2008
This is such a great thread. I remember reading it when first posted and it still makes me laugh!
hurtingoma ( member #17974) posted at 12:30 AM on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008
Oh, boy! Did I need that! Thanks for keeping things light in this craziness.
And I thought it was bad that I forgot to turn the VAR on!!
Un-flipping believable! You just can't make this stuff up!
crazes ( member #10676) posted at 4:35 PM on Saturday, January 3rd, 2009
This almost needs its own forum. A permanent link.
No body should miss reading this one, it is truly inspirational.
Me: 43, BS
WS, 46. 3 children, 9 years together.
D day Sept 17, 2015, exactly 10 years after d day with my first husband.
Separated Oct.25, 2005
filing for divorce soon!
Margaritaville ( member #22491) posted at 12:22 AM on Saturday, January 31st, 2009
This is the first time I have laughed since dday.
Thank you! 
Me: 49 BS
Him: 52 WS
Married 18 yrs, together 20
3 teenagers
Looking forward to some time in Margaritaville - eating a cheeseburger and looking for that lost shaker of salt.
DDAY: 1-12-2009
started MC 1-14-2009
runoverbytruck ( member #11752) posted at 5:31 PM on Sunday, February 1st, 2009
LTA BS
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.
The best protection a woman can have is courage.~Elizabeth Cady Stanton
chopper ( member #5772) posted at 5:43 PM on Sunday, February 1st, 2009
Me BS(52) (39 at DD)
WH passed away on 3/21/2013(52) (44 at DD)
2 Kids S(27) D(24) (14 and 11 at DD)
"To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved."–George MacDonald
"Not being able to govern events, I govern myself." –
4EverBroken ( member #22079) posted at 11:42 PM on Sunday, February 1st, 2009
I would love to know what happened to dazed*n*confused.
invictus ( member #21623) posted at 2:13 AM on Friday, March 6th, 2009
I've read it before, but read it again to day and STILL laughed until I cried.
I laughed so much it was even better than (whispering) getting laid! (ok, almost)
I'm STILL laughing.
Hope dazedandconfused is healthy and happy...
All of you are ALWAY in my prayers,
"i"
♥ BW m. 31 years - Divorced in 2009. It's still a month to month financial struggle, with higher income taxes as a single and no retirement parachute since I was a stay at home mom.
brokeninfl ( member #21896) posted at 9:36 PM on Friday, March 6th, 2009
OMG - I almost pee'd myself! The people at work think I'm a lunatic! LOL. Seriously - that is the best laught I've had in YEARS!
"On the other side of fear lies freedom"
Me - 39 BS
Him - doesn't matter
2 DS
DD 11/08
Divorced.
OnMyFeet ( member #21650) posted at 6:03 AM on Sunday, March 8th, 2009
I'm glad this was bumped! I first read this on a day that I was feeling really low. This thread brought tears to my eyes for all the right reasons!!
Me BS: 42
Him FWH: 42
Status: R
Phoenix7208 ( member #23137) posted at 1:24 PM on Thursday, March 26th, 2009
Proof that humor can get us through the worst!
Voice Activated Recorder - $65.00
Cassette tape - $3.00
Duct tape - $2.37
Seeing the entire office standing around the car looking at the “bomb” - Priceless.
Phoe
Me - BP 44
FWP - 42
Dday 1 - 8/?/07 Forgave and forgot.
Dday 2 - 7/2/08 Forgave - not forgetting.
Together 3+ years-faithfully 1 year, 9 mos
Whether we remain ash or become phoenix is up to us.
Cee64D ( member #21836) posted at 1:24 PM on Friday, March 27th, 2009
BUMPage
BTW, you think Holly Hunter would be good in the movie this should be made into?
Anyone know how this turned out? Tell me the big oaf realied he was out classed and went on the straight and narrow... happily ever after an all that...
The hardest part of forgiveness is accepting it from others...
Me BH 44
Clarrissa FWW 44
D-Day 04 Oct, 2008
Jade09 ( member #23069) posted at 7:08 PM on Friday, March 27th, 2009
Thanks for bumping this topic so newcomers like myself can see it. Priceless
Jade
whiteflower99 ( member #13937) posted at 9:10 PM on Friday, March 27th, 2009
I hope we never lose this thread.
It cracks me up every time I see it.
What are you pretending not to know?
me FBS
him idiotic sex addicted, hormone addled, porn watching, post pubescent male with a walking hard on for anything without a penis
4 kids 15 13 12 8
Earned my *F* the hard way.
crackers ( member #14677) posted at 12:12 AM on Saturday, March 28th, 2009
LOL!! yep, I still am laughing after all this time to rad this again..hope dazed is doing well. XXX
2 OW's and he just keeps playing games
Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 1:44 AM on Saturday, March 28th, 2009
H told me about this thread and I *loved* it! I would also like to know what happened to D&C. It would be even better if she was a blonde!
BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
Strider75 ( member #13596) posted at 8:54 PM on Wednesday, April 1st, 2009
*bump*
oldy but goodie.
Sometimes I wish there was a way to have do-overs in life.
