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Needlepoint gift for the lovebirds new house. Or whatever.

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 josiep (original poster member #58593) posted at 9:09 PM on Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018

Does anyone here do needlepoint? I'd really like to buy a large framed sort of homey, cozy styled needlepoint to send to the XWS and his very religious new wife. The one who's on her 4th marriage, had other affairs and coldly dumped the last husband with nary a word about the A.

I want it to read "Thou shalt not commit adultery."

I think we could get quite a few orders if anyone knew of a way to get them mass produced. All profits could go to S.I. I don't care about the minor details, I just know I want one but I can't do anything crafty at all.

BW, was 67; now 74; M 45 yrs., T 49 yrs.DDay#1, 1982; DDay#2, May, 2017. D July, 2017

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DebraVation ( member #51156) posted at 9:12 PM on Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018

Just to say I absolutely love this idea!!! What a business that could turn out to be!

What about adding a little asterisk with '* whoops...too late' in the bottom corner?

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latebloomer45 ( member #18021) posted at 11:50 PM on Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018

Frankly, I'd be a little bit more covert...the needlepoint would have all ten commandments, but that PARTICULAR one would be way larger than all the rest.....

Me: BS 56
Him: FWS 58
Married 32 years
Son-26 Daughter (Who Came out as trans, so now Son)-23,
D-Day #1 12/11/2007
D-Day #2 5/23/2008 fucking trickle truth!
Whatever Threnody said, I concur.

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Skan ( member #35812) posted at 11:59 PM on Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018

Hummm, I could sorta get behind this cross stitch....

Thou Shalt Not Fuck Others ... Bitch!

Thou Shalt Keep Thy Twat Closed To All Others

Here Resides a Round-Heeled Ho!

The mind boggles with the possibilities!

Imagine a ship trying to set sail while towing an anchor. Cutting free is not a gift to the anchor. You must release that burden, not because the anchor is worthy, but because the ship is.

D-Day, June 10, 2012


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TheCaterpillar ( member #49827) posted at 12:38 AM on Thursday, October 4th, 2018

I suck at needlepoint, but anyone else wondering if this could be a SI fundraiser? Do we have any good sewers who could donate some time?

I bet you can buy a premade one of standard wedding vows but add extra embellishment to 'forsaking all others'

I saw a series of Star Wars themed cross-stitches and desperately wanted the one that read "God Bless this Retched Hive of Scum and Villainy" with the Mos Eisly skyline across the bottom.

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