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99lawdog99 ( member #42615) posted at 4:20 PM on Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

Just want to say that I hope all of you have a safe and happy Thanksgiving.

Me 54
WW 45
Married 25 years, together 27 WW's first and only til A
In R
"Sometimes we have to be knocked down to our lowest point so that we can reach our highest Level"

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Cephastion ( member #51990) posted at 4:53 PM on Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

But the catholic church created "St. Nicholas" (note how it is a homophone to "Santa Clause"?)

(Note, too, how this homophone looks like you said that good Saint Nick was a homophobe to a man who is sitting alone on his home-phone while perusing the musings and postings of the politically feisty Butforthegrace on SI on Thanksgiving Eve...)

It kinda makes ya question that fashion statement of his doesn't it?

Or didn't you ask for more political controversy for Christmas this year?

Butforthegrace

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Gents, no political threads amongst the lot o' you? Nothing that gives me an opportunity to write another sensational segue from politics to more acceptable subject matter?

I'm not sure if this qualifies or not since Santa is a fictional character with so few conspiracy theories ascribed to him...

...or IS HE???....

[This message edited by Cephastion at 10:58 AM, November 21st (Wednesday)]

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Left Thanksgiving 2019 w/ unresolved childhood trauma and other general selfishness issues that she refuses to honestly address, resolve,& heal from.--"For where your wealth/treasure is, there will your heart be also."--Yeshua

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Butforthegrace ( member #63264) posted at 4:59 PM on Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

A bonhomme home alone, reading "homophone" on his home phone, thinking of homophobe.

"The wicked man flees when no one chases."

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Cephastion ( member #51990) posted at 5:21 PM on Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

Also a hymn-singing "him" seeking synonyms for his homonym while humming on about names and alter-pims and nominal Catholic charitable caraciture via catechistic controversies and conspiratorial queries.

BH-me / WW-(Pyrite)
Left Thanksgiving 2019 w/ unresolved childhood trauma and other general selfishness issues that she refuses to honestly address, resolve,& heal from.--"For where your wealth/treasure is, there will your heart be also."--Yeshua

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Cephastion ( member #51990) posted at 5:37 PM on Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

As for other controversial topics...

if I EVER see mommy kissing Santa Claus or him doing this to HER...

then he's gonna sure as hell regret EVER giving me that pair of "hop-a-long boots and a pistol that shoots" to go with all those tons of coal I'll be earning for stocking the freezers full of the "horse" he rode in on and the new pair of ornaments I'll have hanging from my tree... ...

[This message edited by Cephastion at 11:47 AM, November 21st (Wednesday)]

BH-me / WW-(Pyrite)
Left Thanksgiving 2019 w/ unresolved childhood trauma and other general selfishness issues that she refuses to honestly address, resolve,& heal from.--"For where your wealth/treasure is, there will your heart be also."--Yeshua

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Butforthegrace ( member #63264) posted at 7:33 PM on Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

Okay gents, a bit of holiday advice. Say your woman is feeling frisky and she suggests letting her give you a blowjob while she has both tabasco sauce and ice cubes in her mouth at the same time. The concept is that the contrapuntal presence of heat and cold will heighten the erotic experience.

Gentlemen, I am here to tell you from personal experience: DO NOT TRY THIS!!!

"The wicked man flees when no one chases."

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steadychevy ( member #42608) posted at 1:35 PM on Thursday, November 22nd, 2018

Well that was more than I ever wanted to know.

Happy Thanksgiving gents from a Canadian.

BH(me)70; XWW 64; M 42 yrs
DDay1-01/09/13;DDay2-26/10/13;DDay3-19/12/13;DDay4-21/01/14
LTA-09/02-06/06? OM - COW
"dates" w/3 lovers post engagement;ONS w/stranger post commitment, lies, lies, lies
Separated 23/09/2017; D 16/03/2020

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Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 2:41 PM on Sunday, November 25th, 2018

I don't care how much you keep trying steady, I am still not going to believe that canada is a real place. Good try though.

BH: Me 37
WW: Her 41
DDAY Mar 2014

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Cephastion ( member #51990) posted at 3:52 PM on Sunday, November 25th, 2018

Yeah but you gotta admit that the people group/belief system that calls itself "Canadian" is a scary reality for many...

BH-me / WW-(Pyrite)
Left Thanksgiving 2019 w/ unresolved childhood trauma and other general selfishness issues that she refuses to honestly address, resolve,& heal from.--"For where your wealth/treasure is, there will your heart be also."--Yeshua

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Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 4:13 PM on Sunday, November 25th, 2018

It's probably one of those mass hallucination things.

BH: Me 37
WW: Her 41
DDAY Mar 2014

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Cephastion ( member #51990) posted at 4:25 PM on Sunday, November 25th, 2018

Yeah... Probably has something to do with Christmas (mass) and Santa Claus (their national hero) or the tryptophan in turkey... Combined with the "Canadian religion" and snowboarding (their version of water boarding) their offspring with beer and hockey sticks when they're young and still pseudo-American.

Probably some yellow snow and maple syrup figures into that whole religious force fed snow cone/koolaid as well...

And fire... Lots and lots of fire.

[This message edited by Cephastion at 10:38 AM, November 25th (Sunday)]

BH-me / WW-(Pyrite)
Left Thanksgiving 2019 w/ unresolved childhood trauma and other general selfishness issues that she refuses to honestly address, resolve,& heal from.--"For where your wealth/treasure is, there will your heart be also."--Yeshua

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Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 4:55 PM on Sunday, November 25th, 2018

You seem awfully familiar with this fictional country... damnit! You're playing both sides!! I should have known better. One cannot reason with a "Canadian".

BH: Me 37
WW: Her 41
DDAY Mar 2014

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Cephastion ( member #51990) posted at 5:48 PM on Sunday, November 25th, 2018

I converted when I first heard this mesmerizing national anthem /hymn one fateful night after the tryptophan, mayonnaise and soured egg nog had had their way with me...

McKenzies'es 12 Days of Christmas, eh

https://youtu.be/1DTwLqR071M

But I still have dual citizenship at least...

[This message edited by Cephastion at 11:54 AM, November 25th (Sunday)]

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Left Thanksgiving 2019 w/ unresolved childhood trauma and other general selfishness issues that she refuses to honestly address, resolve,& heal from.--"For where your wealth/treasure is, there will your heart be also."--Yeshua

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steadychevy ( member #42608) posted at 11:59 AM on Monday, November 26th, 2018

The cat is out of the bag. The fix is in. It's a conspiracy. First we send geese claiming to be Canadian. They looked like cute, friendly ambassadors until you get to know them and discover their toxic waste. On the way now is hordes of aged humans heading for Florida claiming to be from a mystical place called Canada who will infiltrate society through to next spring and then mysteriously disappear only to return the following fall.

We were on the verge of taking over everything until we elected the McKenzie brothers as leaders and spokesmen. Kind of got derailed somehow. I think it was the higher alcohol content beer. Or maybe just laziness. It started falling apart when they let our secret password slip. Eh.

BH(me)70; XWW 64; M 42 yrs
DDay1-01/09/13;DDay2-26/10/13;DDay3-19/12/13;DDay4-21/01/14
LTA-09/02-06/06? OM - COW
"dates" w/3 lovers post engagement;ONS w/stranger post commitment, lies, lies, lies
Separated 23/09/2017; D 16/03/2020

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Butforthegrace ( member #63264) posted at 1:40 PM on Monday, November 26th, 2018

You guys are cracking me up. My childhood was spent in a remote northern part of the Midwest, along the southern shore of Lake Superior, that is in ways an honorary Canadian colony. We say "eh".

My observation: Canada must be a place because it has its own kind of bacon. Bacon. If you get a kind of bacon named after you, you got it going on.

Did either of you guys ever use the term "Canadian Doubles" to refer to tennis where one guy plays in the singles lines on one side, while two play in the doubles lines on the other?

"The wicked man flees when no one chases."

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Cephastion ( member #51990) posted at 1:50 PM on Monday, November 26th, 2018

And that right there... Is the Canadian secret to taking over the world...

They act so innocent... So harmless... So friendly and nice...

But just read the lyrics to their 1980 christened national anthem and the truth of their subtle twisted agenda is right in front of your poor, duped, unsuspecting face!

Official English Translation:

O Canada!

Our home and native land!

True patriot love in all thy sons command*

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,

The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Translation of French:

O Canada!

Land of our forefathers,

Thy brow is wreathed with a glorious garland of flowers.

As is thy arm ready to wield the sword,

So also is it ready to carry the cross.

Thy history is an epic

Of the most brilliant exploits.

Thy valour steeped in faith

Will protect our homes and our rights.

Will protect our homes and our rights.

(Bold translation is: "Smoke Canadian greenhouse weed or die!" That ain't no Maple leaf in that flag of theirs...)

And let's not forget this devious little change later mentioned at the tail end of this:

(*proposed to change to:

"True patriot love in all of us command"

in order to be more gender neutral)

Which implies a totalitarian dictatorship with women and children enslaved and in combat to further this forced culture of indulgence upon us all!

[This message edited by Cephastion at 8:29 AM, November 26th (Monday)]

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Left Thanksgiving 2019 w/ unresolved childhood trauma and other general selfishness issues that she refuses to honestly address, resolve,& heal from.--"For where your wealth/treasure is, there will your heart be also."--Yeshua

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Cephastion ( member #51990) posted at 2:03 PM on Monday, November 26th, 2018

Don't you all see?

Naming awesome comestibles and cuisines and foodstuffs after a mere ideology is the best way to win over the hearts and minds of the world!

Canadian bacon

Canadian goose

Canadian Maple syrup

Canadian beer

It's like a national Lodge fraternity cult!

Just writing that out makes me want to expatriate for a weekend of non stop breakfast and supper indulgences!

BH-me / WW-(Pyrite)
Left Thanksgiving 2019 w/ unresolved childhood trauma and other general selfishness issues that she refuses to honestly address, resolve,& heal from.--"For where your wealth/treasure is, there will your heart be also."--Yeshua

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steadychevy ( member #42608) posted at 2:11 PM on Monday, November 26th, 2018

The proposed change is now official, Ceph. I don't sing it that way. More non-conformity and devious behaviour. Notice how we spell, too. I'd like to buy a vowel. "u". Thank u.

[This message edited by steadychevy at 8:42 AM, November 26th (Monday)]

BH(me)70; XWW 64; M 42 yrs
DDay1-01/09/13;DDay2-26/10/13;DDay3-19/12/13;DDay4-21/01/14
LTA-09/02-06/06? OM - COW
"dates" w/3 lovers post engagement;ONS w/stranger post commitment, lies, lies, lies
Separated 23/09/2017; D 16/03/2020

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wincing_at_light ( member #14393) posted at 12:36 AM on Tuesday, November 27th, 2018

At the risk of spoiling the ending:

Whenever a WW talks about "communication problems" in the marriage, what she really means is that her BH didn't do what she told him most (all?) of the time. With maybe a touch of "he didn't read my mind so he'd know what to do, and then do it".

Read it any other way, and the plot never makes sense.

You can't beat the Axis if you get VD

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Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 1:58 AM on Tuesday, November 27th, 2018

Sorry WAL, the discussion has already moved on to the imaginary Canada and bacon. But if i had to choose between a nonexistent country and real crispy crunchy bacon.... well...

BH: Me 37
WW: Her 41
DDAY Mar 2014

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