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Someone suggested i post this in here, so here it goes!!

So I thought this process was going to be smooth and easy. I am not sure if I have lost it and have become overdramatic or if I am just at the point where I have realized I can't deal with anymore bull.

He's on girlfriend #2. Yes I know it shouldn't matter, but he is so in love he left the dogs alone for over 15 hours to go spend the night with her while I was out of town and she joined him in our hometown this past weekend for a special occasion to honor the memory of his dad. Keep in mind, its only been 7 months since his dad has passed and 4 months since we seperated, we haven't even told some of our family yet we are divorcing!!

So yes you were all right, I was stupid and I am so filled with rage and hate I could explode!!

Might I suggest purchasing an unnamed Visa card and opening an email that appears to be his name (some variant of his name with gmail). Then open an Amazon account using that email and her physical address for shipping, attached to the no-name Visa card.

Then purchase a strap on and anal Eeze with an Amazon gift note stating to new girl du jour- “I hope you surprise me with this next time. Don’t tell me, just surprise me, I enjoy it that way the most. signed (your ex-wasband).”

Could be fun.

These moments are why I post revenge threads. Humor helps. Because of course, no one would ever do these things.

On an off note, did you know everyone ask questions when you try to buy a wood chipper?

People.

I’m sorry for you. You have been hit with so many issues and trauma all at once.

I hope you are taking steps to protect yourself such as canceling your joint credit cards for example. Use your anger to get stuff done.

Like changing the locks on your home.