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 TheCaterpillar (original poster member #49827) posted at 6:12 AM on Wednesday, February 13th, 2019

M&S are selling a "love sausage" for valentine's day and I cannot stop laughing. (Yes, i realise I'm late to the party on this one) I've always found the cheesy v-day stuff a bit much. I don't like the concept in general and tacky merchandise makes me roll my eyes so hard I get a headache.

But is there anything more British than greasy sausage, bacon and eggs in a heart?? I wish I could've been present when they pitched that idea. The internet responses are priceless and I highly recommend checking it out!

Roll on February 15th (aka valentine's boxing day, the day for half price choccies - YUM!!)

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Adlham ( member #53358) posted at 6:58 AM on Wednesday, February 13th, 2019

I just saw that today and died laughing!

Though, admittedly, it did make me hungry!

My husband is an ex-pat and I often order British foods for him but he totally rolled his eyes at this one!

There is NO need to have that “one last conversation” with a toxic individual in your life.” The closure will come when you look deeper inside yourself. It’s not your job to fix someone when they are unwilling to fix themselves.

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 TheCaterpillar (original poster member #49827) posted at 2:21 PM on Wednesday, February 13th, 2019

iNews wrote a review entitled "I ate the M&S Love Sausage alone and I didn’t have a very romantic time"

"The Love Sausage was long, though not unapproachable. When I divided it into two, each side reminded me of the phallus of a young horse..."

I'm not really their target market since I don't like sausages but even if you do half a kilo seems like an awful lot of sausage!!

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